Za kravu :-D (I Tisinu) :-D

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#1 Za kravu :-D (I Tisinu) :-D

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Bik i lav sjede za sankom i piju. Lavu zazvoni mobitel.
-"Da, draga, dolazim", odgovara lav.
I lav brzo popije svoje pice i sprema se otici.
Kaze mu bik:
-"I ti si mi neki lav ; da mene zove zena, ja bi je poslao ma znas gdje, i nastavio bi dalje piti u drustvu"
-"Hm," odgovara lav, "no, medju nama je bitna razlika. Moja je zena lavica, a tvoja je krava."

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:D :D

eeeeee da znate....8)
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Sta to kravce?

Hehehe, kravce na tavce :D :D :D :D
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:D :D ......koliko ste blizu istine jel'to ? :D
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:mrgreen:
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Ja nekako moram refreshati ovu "temu" :D :D
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Vidi lava papucaraaaa, jos u kavezu s njom, nema razvoda... :mrgreen:
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Mozda je pjan pa podupire zid
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Sve mi vise pada u ocima...podero bi ga ja mislim dodz avlijaner...sramota jedna za zivotinjsko carstvo :mrgreen:

Mozda se navuko na iglu, napada narod, rice, skace i moli Boga da ga cuvar podere onom hors vazdusnom puskom, sad ga spuco...dere lava dobrota, toplina...a hanuma ga kara jer je najgori narkoman u ZOO...mi lavovi s kolodvora ZOO. :mrgreen:
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