#1 Cita li iko Onion?
Posted: 13/07/2007 04:08
Ovo je pure, unmitigated brilliance:
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Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients
Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A,E,I,O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more pronounceable.
"For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up and say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this noble
endeavour."
The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Storm by the State Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130 transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will fly from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters over the cities.
Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the vowels. "My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg Grzdnjkln, 44, said. "I have six children and none of them has a name that is understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one 'E.' Please."
Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream."
The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua, Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.
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Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients
Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A,E,I,O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more pronounceable.
"For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up and say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this noble
endeavour."
The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Storm by the State Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130 transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will fly from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters over the cities.
Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the vowels. "My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg Grzdnjkln, 44, said. "I have six children and none of them has a name that is understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one 'E.' Please."
Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream."
The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua, Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.
ja zaista cijenim cinizam i ironiju ...danas wrote:the best one, ever![]()
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tamo iz 1994-e, back in my days
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Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients
Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A,E,I,O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more pronounceable.
"For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up and say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this noble
endeavour."
The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Storm by the State Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130 transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will fly from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters over the cities.
Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the vowels. "My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg Grzdnjkln, 44, said. "I have six children and none of them has a name that is understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one 'E.' Please."
Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream."
The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua, Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.

gag me with the spoon...Lisac wrote:ja zaista cijenim cinizam i ironiju ...danas wrote:the best one, ever![]()
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tamo iz 1994-e, back in my days
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Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients
Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A,E,I,O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more pronounceable.
"For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up and say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this noble
endeavour."
The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Storm by the State Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130 transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will fly from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters over the cities.
Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the vowels. "My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg Grzdnjkln, 44, said. "I have six children and none of them has a name that is understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one 'E.' Please."
Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream."
The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua, Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.
ali ipak ne shvatam kako se neko '94 mogao ovome smijati. bilo kome normalnome, ko je na bilo koji nachin vezan za bosnu, ovo je u najboljem sluchaju moglo izmamiti prokleto gorak smjeshak. ali da neko ko nije, average american , mozhe umirati od smjeha zbog nedostatka samoglasnika dok ljudi krepaju od rata, zime, gladi, ...
jebiga, ne kontam. ili ce bit da ste se vi upotpunosti asimilirali.
u tom sluchaju vam chestitam!
Hajd' procitaj ponovo. Tekst je cinicni osvrt na: (1) americko nerazumijevanje Balkana 90ih, (2) pasivnosti americke inostrane politike. Tako su ga (i tim redosljedom) dozivljavali svi ljudi koje ja poznajem.Lisac wrote:ja zaista cijenim cinizam i ironiju ...danas wrote:the best one, ever![]()
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tamo iz 1994-e, back in my days
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Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients
Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia. The deployment, the largest of its kind in American history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A,E,I,O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more pronounceable.
"For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the world," Clinton said. "Today, the United States must finally stand up and say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in their incomprehensible words. The US is proud to lead the crusade in this noble
endeavour."
The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Storm by the State Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients. Two C-130 transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will fly from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters over the cities.
Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the vowels. "My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg Grzdnjkln, 44, said. "I have six children and none of them has a name that is understandable to me or to anyone else. Mr. Clinton, please send my poor, wretched family just one 'E.' Please."
Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67: "With just a few key letters, I could be George Humphries. This is my dream."
The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a foreign country since 1984. During the summer of that year, the US shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua, Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.
ali ipak ne shvatam kako se neko '94 mogao ovome smijati. bilo kome normalnome, ko je na bilo koji nachin vezan za bosnu, ovo je u najboljem sluchaju moglo izmamiti prokleto gorak smjeshak. ali da neko ko nije, average american , mozhe umirati od smjeha zbog nedostatka samoglasnika dok ljudi krepaju od rata, zime, gladi, ...
jebiga, ne kontam. ili ce bit da ste se vi upotpunosti asimilirali.
u tom sluchaju vam chestitam!
meni bilo mrsko objasnjavat da ako bi se iko ovdje trebao naci uvrijedjen -- to je taj average american, kojeg se ovdje delikatno proziva i ismijava...guardian wrote:Hajd' procitaj ponovo. Tekst je cinicni osvrt na: (1) americko nerazumijevanje Balkana 90ih, (2) pasivnosti americke inostrane politike. Tako su ga (i tim redosljedom) dozivljavali svi ljudi koje ja poznajem.Lisac wrote:ja zaista cijenim cinizam i ironiju ...danas wrote:the best one, ever![]()
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tamo iz 1994-e, back in my days
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ali ipak ne shvatam kako se neko '94 mogao ovome smijati. bilo kome normalnome, ko je na bilo koji nachin vezan za bosnu, ovo je u najboljem sluchaju moglo izmamiti prokleto gorak smjeshak. ali da neko ko nije, average american , mozhe umirati od smjeha zbog nedostatka samoglasnika dok ljudi krepaju od rata, zime, gladi, ...
jebiga, ne kontam. ili ce bit da ste se vi upotpunosti asimilirali.
u tom sluchaju vam chestitam!
prochitao sam jednom, dovoljno je. ti ponovo prochitaj moj post i prochitaj kako pochinje.danas wrote:meni bilo mrsko objasnjavat da ako bi se iko ovdje trebao naci uvrijedjen -- to je taj average american, kojeg se ovdje delikatno proziva i ismijava...guardian wrote:Hajd' procitaj ponovo. Tekst je cinicni osvrt na: (1) americko nerazumijevanje Balkana 90ih, (2) pasivnosti americke inostrane politike. Tako su ga (i tim redosljedom) dozivljavali svi ljudi koje ja poznajem.Lisac wrote: ja zaista cijenim cinizam i ironiju ...
ali ipak ne shvatam kako se neko '94 mogao ovome smijati. bilo kome normalnome, ko je na bilo koji nachin vezan za bosnu, ovo je u najboljem sluchaju moglo izmamiti prokleto gorak smjeshak. ali da neko ko nije, average american , mozhe umirati od smjeha zbog nedostatka samoglasnika dok ljudi krepaju od rata, zime, gladi, ...
jebiga, ne kontam. ili ce bit da ste se vi upotpunosti asimilirali.
u tom sluchaju vam chestitam!![]()
pa onda prochitaj i nastavakja zaista cijenim cinizam i ironiju ...
ali ipak ne shvatam kako se neko '94 mogao ovome smijati. bilo kome normalnome, ko je na bilo koji nachin vezan za bosnu, ovo je u najboljem sluchaju moglo izmamiti prokleto gorak smjeshak
skontali smo bolan da ne kontas... rekao si nam vec...Lisac wrote:
pa onda prochitaj i nastavakali ipak ne shvatam ...
pokusacu odgovoriti a da ne dovodim niciju inteligenciju u pitanje, vidim da smo osjetljivi tu... pa sad, glede argumenata -- cisto sumnjam da cemo se kolega guardian ili ja srozati na taj nivo pa da ovdje nekome objasnjavamo koliko volimo svoju zemlju, kakvi smo bosanci a kakvi amerikanci, koliko smo se integrisali (mada kao fashion freak -- ja sam voljna diskutovati o zadnjim nijansama govana kojim se karminamoLisac wrote:da, ne kontam i zahvalan sam bogu shto me je lishio te vrste inteligencije i osjecaja za humor rezerviranog iskljuchivo za one koji imaju privilegiju da zhive u the greatest nation of the world.
mozhda nisam pronicljiv kao ti no barem ne moram govna pretvarati u ruzh za usne ne bi li uljepshao proces intelektualnoelitne integracije.
over and out.
sem ukoliko neko zaista ne zheli prichati na osnovu argumenata, a ne na osnovu jeftinih osobnih (dis)kvalifikacija.
sumnjam...debela wrote:ni meni ovdje nema nista smijesno ali bojim se da reci ovakvo nesto jeste identicno diranju u forumsku inteligenciju, a ko je vidio to raditi![]()
ma ustvari zaboli me. svakako smo razliciti svjetovi.