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#27401 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Došo Mujo kod matičara i pita.
- "Jel stari more`l se ženit u srijedu?"
- "Pa što moj Mujo - svi se pobogu žene subotom,
a ti navro baš u srijedu."
- "Ma znaš nebi da si sjebem vikend."
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#27402 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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- Koliko imas djece?
- Dva sina i treci na putu.
- Pa kako znas da je i to sin?
- Kako ne bi znao, pa otisao je juce kod tetke u Bihac.
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#27403 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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winpin wrote: 29/08/2020 15:34 - Komsija, imas li da mi das 10 kanti vode?
- Ali komsija ti imas bunar!
- Znam, ali upala tasta u njeg' a viri joj glava.
jesi li ti eurosmjehetov mladji brat?
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#27404 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Tempo wrote: 31/08/2020 23:27
winpin wrote: 29/08/2020 15:34 - Komsija, imas li da mi das 10 kanti vode?
- Ali komsija ti imas bunar!
- Znam, ali upala tasta u njeg' a viri joj glava.
jesi li ti eurosmjehetov mladji brat?
"eurosmjehetov" :lol: :lol:
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#27405 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#27406 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Tempo wrote: 31/08/2020 23:27
winpin wrote: 29/08/2020 15:34 - Komsija, imas li da mi das 10 kanti vode?
- Ali komsija ti imas bunar!
- Znam, ali upala tasta u njeg' a viri joj glava.
jesi li ti eurosmjehetov mladji brat?

Boze sacuvaj..
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#27407 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Kako u Bosni fercera online nastava

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#27408 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Počeo rat u Bosni i mobiliziraju Muju u četnike.
Jedan dan zove ga kapetan na raport i pita:
Je li Mujo, protiv koga se ti boriš?
Pa protiv Ustaša, jebo im majku četničku.
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#27409 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Uključim prednju kameru da lakše obrijem intimnu zonu. Sve je bilo dobro dok nije došao prvi lajk...
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#27410 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Samo su dva Balkanca do sad pušila u Bijeloj kući: Tito i Vučić..
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#27411 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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eurosmijeh wrote: 07/09/2020 21:32 Samo su dva Balkanca do sad pušila u Bijeloj kući: Tito i Vučić..
ubode ga brat eurosmijeh :P :-D :D :thumbup:
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#27412 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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dobio sam kljuc od Bijele kuce, mogu uci kada god hocu :D
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#27413 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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dert wrote: 08/09/2020 01:02
eurosmijeh wrote: 07/09/2020 21:32 Samo su dva Balkanca do sad pušila u Bijeloj kući: Tito i Vučić..
ubode ga brat eurosmijeh :P :-D :D :thumbup:
Nema lajka da mu ostavim :D
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#27414 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Ultraviolent wrote: 08/09/2020 06:11
dert wrote: 08/09/2020 01:02
eurosmijeh wrote: 07/09/2020 21:32 Samo su dva Balkanca do sad pušila u Bijeloj kući: Tito i Vučić..
ubode ga brat eurosmijeh :P :-D :D :thumbup:
Nema lajka da mu ostavim :D
Svaka cas :thumbup:
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#27415 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Kako se zove kauboj iz BiH?

- Njihad
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#27416 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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skafiskafsnjak wrote: 08/09/2020 07:07
Ultraviolent wrote: 08/09/2020 06:11
dert wrote: 08/09/2020 01:02

ubode ga brat eurosmijeh :P :-D :D :thumbup:
Nema lajka da mu ostavim :D
Svaka cas :thumbup:
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#27417 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Kako se zove prvi računar koji je Meho posjedovao?

- Mehintoš
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#27418 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Image :lol:
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#27419 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#27420 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Logovan wrote: 08/09/2020 11:29 Kako se zove kauboj iz BiH?

- Njihad
Kako se zove Olja koja obožava kafu?

-ŠOLJA

:lol:

Volim i ove djecije vicOve :mrgreen:
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#27421 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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plain vanilla wrote: 09/09/2020 12:34
Logovan wrote: 08/09/2020 11:29 Kako se zove kauboj iz BiH?

- Njihad
Kako se zove Olja koja obožava kafu?

-ŠOLJA

:lol:

Volim i ove djecije vicOve :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol:

Kako bi se zvao Dostojevski da ima 101 kg ili više?

- Prekostojevski
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#27422 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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plain vanilla wrote: 09/09/2020 12:34
Logovan wrote: 08/09/2020 11:29 Kako se zove kauboj iz BiH?

- Njihad
Kako se zove Olja koja obožava kafu?

-ŠOLJA

:lol:

Volim i ove djecije vicOve :mrgreen:
a Olja koja voli seks?

Drolja :D
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#27423 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Raigor Stonehoof wrote: 09/09/2020 13:25

a Olja koja voli seks?

Drolja :D
E jbg :lol:
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#27424 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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plain vanilla wrote: 09/09/2020 13:33
Raigor Stonehoof wrote: 09/09/2020 13:25

a Olja koja voli seks?

Drolja :D
E jbg :lol:
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#27425 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Zovem prijatelja i pitam ga kako je i što radi.

Kaže: Radim na vodeno termičkom tretmanu keramike, aluminija i čelika, s naglaskom na uklanjanje lipida, pod otežanim okolnostima.
Kasnije saznam da je prao suđe toplom vodom pod nadzorom žene.
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