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#11526 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Pita novinar muju
-jel ima nacionalizma u tvom selu
-ma jok mi ti oto mrzimo ko srbe
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#11527 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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sta ispadne kad se spoje vjeverica i medvjed?






































vjeverici oci!! :shock:
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#11528 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Objasnjava nacelnik stanice svojim ljudima zadatak. “Naci cemo se ispred hotela “Bristol” tacno u 11:48h, a za one koji imaju digitalne satove to su dva pendreka, obrnuta stolica i Snjesko Bjelic”.
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#11529 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Ciga:
• Imate li prašak za buve?
Prodavac:
• Imate li psa ili mačku?
Ciga:
• Imam buve.
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#11530 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Priorat wrote:Objasnjava nacelnik stanice svojim ljudima zadatak. “Naci cemo se ispred hotela “Bristol” tacno u 11:48h, a za one koji imaju digitalne satove to su dva pendreka, obrnuta stolica i Snjesko Bjelic”.
Stari dobri izlizani al dobri vicevi o drotovima :D

Podjelio komandir policajcima nove satove
-to su vam savremeni satovi ... sa njima mozete i da se kupate
-komandire... a gdje se pusta voda
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#11531 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Evo jedan frisak :D :

Kako se zove zena princa Williama?

Williamovka! :lol:

(i jedan stari)

Kako se zove muzjak od kamile?

Charles :lol:
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#11532 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Deda je pričao unuku kako za vrijeme drugog svjetskog rata Njemci su ih postrojili i uslovili:
- "Ili ćemo vas jebat ili streljanje."
Pita unuk:
- "I?"
- "Mene su streljali," reče deda.
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#11533 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Dođe Mujo kući i nađe Meksikanca kako "zveka" Fatu.

"Šta to radiš, ba?"

"Karamba."
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#11534 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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:lol:
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#11535 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Momenat kad krene po pusku iza ledja ... tu sma se rasplako :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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#11536 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Uhvati Splićanin zlatnu ribicu i traži 3 želje.
Prva da ima najbolju kuću u Splitu, druga da ima najbolji auto u Splitu i treća da ima bilo šta što niko nema u Splitu.
Vraca se kući, kuća nevidjena, ispred nje nevidjen auto, izlazi žena na terasu i viče: "Požuri gore, zove te zet iz Beograda !"
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#11537 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Dori wrote:Evo jedan frisak :D :

Kako se zove zena princa Williama?

Williamovka! :lol:
kad mi ga prije maznu sa kometra

hehe
29.04.2011. u 14:39

Kako se sad zove Vilijamova žena - VILJAMOVKA :)
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#11538 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Priorat wrote:sta ispadne kad se spoje vjeverica i medvjed?
vjeverici oci!! :shock:
:lol:
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#11539 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Kitovo oko

:D
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#11540 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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http://youtu.be/mzKvBhfAGeo
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#11541 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Svejetorokenrol wrote:Idu dvije kruznice cestom i ugledaju sestar: “Aaaaaaaah, eno Boga!!!” :D
hahahaha, prejako
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#11542 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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atko wrote:Cijev je sipka korz koju je provucena rupa
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Masinac!
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#11543 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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terra_incognita wrote:
Dori wrote:Evo jedan frisak :D :

Kako se zove zena princa Williama?

Williamovka! :lol:
kad mi ga prije maznu sa kometra

hehe
29.04.2011. u 14:39

Kako se sad zove Vilijamova žena - VILJAMOVKA :)
Po mom postu cini mi se da ti kasnis 9 min....Ja ga dobila sms-om odmah poslije ceremonije :D
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#11544 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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15:30 (tvoj) je prije 14:39 (moj) ?
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#11545 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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GAU8 wrote:
atko wrote:Cijev je sipka korz koju je provucena rupa
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Masinac!
:D :D A Atko, sta bi mog'o bit' tunel? :-) :lol: :D
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#11546 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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rupa koju obavija brdo? :roll: :D
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#11547 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Ma.Le.Na wrote:rupa koju obavija brdo? :roll: :D
:lol: :lol:
Haj' cekacemo Atka da vidimo sta on misli. :-) :D
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#11548 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Ma.Le.Na wrote:rupa koju obavija brdo? :roll: :D
Tunel :D
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#11549 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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PalaSa Marsa wrote: :D :D A Atko, sta bi mog'o bit' tunel? :-) :lol: :D
Ma.Le.Na wrote:rupa koju obavija brdo? :roll: :D
Cholina_Lokica wrote:
Ma.Le.Na wrote:rupa koju obavija brdo? :roll: :D
Tunel :D
Začarani krug :D
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#11550 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Impavidus wrote:
PalaSa Marsa wrote: :D :D A Atko, sta bi mog'o bit' tunel? :-) :lol: :D
Ma.Le.Na wrote:rupa koju obavija brdo? :roll: :D
Cholina_Lokica wrote:
Ma.Le.Na wrote:rupa koju obavija brdo? :roll: :D
Tunel :D
Začarani krug :D
To je ono sto ima svjetlo na kraju....mislim :shock:
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