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#11076 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

Post by Pera Trta »

Ali najveći problem je status republika i pokrajina, hebo zagađenje :lol:
Isto kao i danas... :roll:
...iako bi mnogi ovdje da vjerujemo da u to sjajno crveno doba nije bilo tako, sve je bilo bajno, carstvo u kome caruje drugarstvo :D
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#11077 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

Post by Ma.Le.Na »

sandžokan wrote:
_tulumba_ wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBmIA14T ... r_embedded

"Like a g6" preludoo :lol:


retard
nidjeveze :x

Beener Keekee 19952 je poznata licnost...to je tinejdzer koji ima zaostatak u razvoju a inace normalna osoba po svemu drugom
napravio je jako puno spotova kako bi razveselio raju u razredu
50 cent je sa njim snimio i ovaj spot



i namjerno se izmotava i namjerno radi ovakve "obrade"...
meni licno super pozitivna osoba..i uvrjedljivo mi je nazvati ga retardom :x

http://keenansroom.com/
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#11078 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Ma.Le.Na wrote: meni licno super pozitivna osoba..i uvrjedljivo mi je nazvati ga retardom :x

http://keenansroom.com/
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Fin decko, inteligentan ... pozivam svakoga ko ga nazove retardom da proba snimiti jedan klip pa da vidimo ko je retard :x
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#11079 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

Post by samo_ovaj_put »

sandžokan wrote:
_tulumba_ wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBmIA14T ... r_embedded

"Like a g6" preludoo :lol:


retard
e ne mogu da vjerujem :x
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#11080 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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degenerik
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#11081 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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sandžokan wrote:
_tulumba_ wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBmIA14T ... r_embedded

"Like a g6" preludoo :lol:


retard
19. Mar. 2011. 01:41 Banned user for reason “krsenje pravila sa-x foruma”
» sandžokan

14 dana

Ostali banovi slijede u toku dana, necemo se ovako igrati, njah. :oops:
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#11082 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

Post by bordo gandalf »

Kaže vuk:
- "Kad ja počnem zavijati cijela šuma me se boji."
Kaže lav:
- "Kad ja riknem svi bježe."
Kaže mali pilić:
- "Kad ja dobijem kijavicu cijeli je svijet u strahu!"
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#11083 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Ma.Le.Na wrote:
Beener Keekee 19952 je poznata licnost...to je tinejdzer koji ima zaostatak u razvoju a inace normalna osoba po svemu drugom
napravio je jako puno spotova kako bi razveselio raju u razredu
50 cent je sa njim snimio i ovaj spot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwimc4cvUmQ

i namjerno se izmotava i namjerno radi ovakve "obrade"...
meni licno super pozitivna osoba..i uvrjedljivo mi je nazvati ga retardom :x

http://keenansroom.com/

Znam da je off i izvinjavam se. Meni je najbolji u ovom spotu (to je i prvi koji sam vidio) i sad svaki put kad cujem ovu pjesmu on mi padne na pamet. (Sto nesto govori i o Rihanni :-D ). Decko je stvarno odlican. I pored svog "hedikepa" napravio je nesto u zivotu.


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#11084 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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koja je najbeskorisnija stvar na svijetu?
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,,I'm under 18, exit now'' dugme na porno stranicama :D
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#11085 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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A1fa wrote:koja je najbeskorisnija stvar na svijetu?
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,,I'm under 18, exit now'' dugme na porno stranicama :D
Kad kliknes na dugme I'm under 18, prebaci na wikipediu
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#11086 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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sandžokan wrote:retard
Dečko uopće nije retardiran, njegova je bolest fizičke prirode.
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#11087 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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armin_tz wrote:
A1fa wrote:koja je najbeskorisnija stvar na svijetu?
.
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,,I'm under 18, exit now'' dugme na porno stranicama :D
Kad kliknes na dugme I'm under 18, prebaci na wikipediu
ti klikn'o nekad? :-) :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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#11088 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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-danTe- wrote:
armin_tz wrote:
A1fa wrote:koja je najbeskorisnija stvar na svijetu?
.
.
,,I'm under 18, exit now'' dugme na porno stranicama :D
Kad kliknes na dugme I'm under 18, prebaci na wikipediu
ti klikn'o nekad? :-) :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
mene bacilo na google :D
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#11089 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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A valjda zavisi od stranice do stranice... :roll:

Source: common sense
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#11090 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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emigrazione wrote:degenerik
20. Mar. 2011. 00:54 Banned user for reason “krsenje pravila sa-x foruma”
» emigrazione

:oops:
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#11091 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Kakva je to plavuša koja ima dve moždane ćelije?
Trudna.
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#11092 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

Post by kalash »

Pita gazda radnika:
• Jesi li nekad bio u Nišu?
Radnik će:
• Jesam, iz tog grada su jeftine kurve i dobri fudbaleri!
Gazda:
• Čoveče, moja žena je iz Niša!
Radnik:
• A u kom klubu igra vaša žena?
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#11093 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

Post by kalash »

Dođe plavuša u sex shop:
• Gde su vam vibratori?
• Tu na ovom zidu.
• Uuuuu ja bih ovaj crveni!
• Gospođo, desno od aparata za gašenje požara.
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#11094 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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kalash wrote:Pita gazda radnika:
• Jesi li nekad bio u Nišu?
Radnik će:
• Jesam, iz tog grada su jeftine kurve i dobri fudbaleri!
Gazda:
• Čoveče, moja žena je iz Niša!
Radnik:
• A u kom klubu igra vaša žena?
I onda neko kaže, nemoj ispravljati vic. :-) :-)

Pa 80% vica fali i to onaj ključni dio koji daje poentu ovom kraju :D
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#11095 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

Post by DžipaloRipalo »

Malo crnji :D

Nakon sto je obavio testove, stariji covjek dolazi kod doktora po rezultate.
Doktor: Zao mi je, ali vi imate SIDU.
Covjek: Uh j*bo te, ni vlastitoj djeci vise ne mozes vjerovati.
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#11096 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

Post by DžipaloRipalo »

Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children. Soon after the last child is born her husband dies.
A few weeks later she remarries and over the following years has another 22 children with her second husband.
After the last child is born her second husband also dies.
Within a month Maria is engaged to be married a third time. Unfortunately she becomes very ill and dies.
At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens and says,
At least, they're finally together.
A man standing next to the priest asks, Excuse me, Father, but do you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?
The priest says, I mean her legs.
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#11097 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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DžipaloRipalo wrote:Maria is a devout Catholic: She gets married and has 17 children. Soon after the last child is born her husband dies.
A few weeks later she remarries and over the following years has another 22 children with her second husband.
After the last child is born her second husband also dies.
Within a month Maria is engaged to be married a third time. Unfortunately she becomes very ill and dies.
At her wake, the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, looks up to the heavens and says,
At least, they're finally together.
A man standing next to the priest asks, Excuse me, Father, but do you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?
The priest says, I mean her legs.
prvo :lol: onda :cry:
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#11098 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

Post by todd_smith »

Dogovarali se zeko i medo da namlate vuka:
– Ma kako ćemo? Ne možemo samo tako da ga namlatimo.
– Znam. Pitat’ ćemo ga gdje mu je kravata. Sigurno ju neće imati.
I sretnu oni vuka:
– Vuče, vuče!
– Što je bilo momci?
– Imaš li ti kravatu?
– Nemam.
– Nemaš kravatu, nemaš kravatu!!
I tako oni namlate vuka. Prođe nekoliko dana i oni opet požele namlatiti vuka.
– Kako ćemo ga sad namlatiti? Da ga pitamo za kravatu, bit će preočito.
– Znam! – reče zeko – Pitat’ ćemo ga da li ima cigaru.
– A što ako je bude imao?
– Onda ćemo tražiti cigaru bez filtera, sigurno ju neće imati.
– Dobro.
A sve to je slušala lisica koja se nalazila u grmu pored. Ona brzo otrči i sve vuku ispriča. Sretnu oni vuka i zovu ga:
– Vuče, vuče!
– Što je bilo momci?
– Imaš cigaru?
Vuk sav sretan, vadi cigaru iz jednog džepa i nudi ih.
– A imaš li ti bez filtera?
Vuk sav sretan, vadi iz drugog džepa cigaru bez filtera pa si misli kako je prošao bez batina, a na to će zeko:
– A gdje ti je kravata!? Je li, a gdje ti je kravata!?
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#11099 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Vraca se Haso pripit uvecerkuci i Fata ga bijesno doceka na vratima:
- "Tako dakle, u tri ujutro se vracas kuci"?
- "Ko kaze da se vracam, samo sam dos'o po gitaru!"



Zove Dalmatinac mater na telefon:
-''Alo majko, iman dvi visti, jednu lošu, a drugu dobru!''
-''A koja je dobra?'' pita ga ona
-'' Ostavia san drogu!''
-''Bravo sinko,tako triba, a sad mi reci koja je loša?''
-'' A bogati, ne znan di!'' ..



Setao se Mujo po New Yorku, i ogladnio.
Vidi on neki kiosk, idu ljudi i jedu nesto.
Stane on u red za to nesto, i vidi pise "Hot Dog".
Pogleda u rijecnik,
Hot = Vruc
Dog = Pas
Malo se iznenadi, al' hajde, kad jedu svi jest' ce i on, valjda je ovdje takav obicaj da se jedu psi.
Dodje na red, plati, uzme, i gleda u onu kiflu pa ce:
"E jebiga, pa zar od onolike psine meni bas ku*ac da upadne..."
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