Stereotypes of different nationalities
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biscanka84
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#1 Stereotypes of different nationalities
Serbians/Montenegrins
Love soccer, but they can't play it well.
Drink and party too much; everybody smokes.
Genocidal maniacs
Will fight with anybody over anything
Nationalist
Think everything in the world belongs to Serbs
Think Southern Europe belongs to them
Dislike NATO
men are all war criminals with mustaches finally beaten off by Rambo
sexually promiscuous
women all have nice legs (esp. Serbs)
Can't distinguish the government from organized crime and mafia
Hate Muslims
Hate Croats
Hate anyone who is not a Serb
Hate Americans and Albanians
Love Greeks
Are lazy (esp. Montenegrins)
Are very very tall (esp. Montenegrins)
Have an inferiority complex / self-victimization syndrome
Hate Turks more than anyone in the Balkans (cept Greeks) yet resemble them the most
Think they can rape, pillage and murder as they please in the 21'th century just because they were assraped by the Turks in the 16'th century
Love soccer, but they can't play it well.
Drink and party too much; everybody smokes.
Genocidal maniacs
Will fight with anybody over anything
Nationalist
Think everything in the world belongs to Serbs
Think Southern Europe belongs to them
Dislike NATO
men are all war criminals with mustaches finally beaten off by Rambo
sexually promiscuous
women all have nice legs (esp. Serbs)
Can't distinguish the government from organized crime and mafia
Hate Muslims
Hate Croats
Hate anyone who is not a Serb
Hate Americans and Albanians
Love Greeks
Are lazy (esp. Montenegrins)
Are very very tall (esp. Montenegrins)
Have an inferiority complex / self-victimization syndrome
Hate Turks more than anyone in the Balkans (cept Greeks) yet resemble them the most
Think they can rape, pillage and murder as they please in the 21'th century just because they were assraped by the Turks in the 16'th century
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biscanka84
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#2
Bosniaks
Can't actually speak Arabic
Eat pork anyways
Loved being Nazis (some of tm at least, to get revenge on Serbs)
Secretly jealous of the successful Ustasa clan
Love Jihad but don't actually know what the word means
Blue-eyed & Green-eyed Muslims
Agnostic Muslims who drink alcohol & have sex, but hold it down.
Admit they survived Serbian shelling because of their thick skulls
Still trying to learn Arabic
Love Turks
Love Americans because they bombed Serbs
Can't actually speak Arabic
Eat pork anyways
Loved being Nazis (some of tm at least, to get revenge on Serbs)
Secretly jealous of the successful Ustasa clan
Love Jihad but don't actually know what the word means
Blue-eyed & Green-eyed Muslims
Agnostic Muslims who drink alcohol & have sex, but hold it down.
Admit they survived Serbian shelling because of their thick skulls
Still trying to learn Arabic
Love Turks
Love Americans because they bombed Serbs
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biscanka84
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#3
Croatians
Hate Serbs
Love Hitler
Former Nazi's
Still crying over Franjo Tuđman's death
Make horrible music (Danke Deutschland)
Still pretending to repair Dubrovnik
Strong like bull, smart like streetcar
"Central European" wannabes
Hate Serbs
Love Hitler
Former Nazi's
Still crying over Franjo Tuđman's death
Make horrible music (Danke Deutschland)
Still pretending to repair Dubrovnik
Strong like bull, smart like streetcar
"Central European" wannabes
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biscanka84
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#4
Albanians
Friendly to italian
Play soccer as a matter of life and death
Warriors
Hate the Serbs
Love Italians and Turks
Men are to die for (Albanian men from America and Montenegro)
Usually have a dozen or so children, to overpopulate and make minorities extinct in Kosovo.
Think that secessionism is freedom-fighting
Every home has a bazuka and an AK-47 stashed in every room.
Claim that wherever they live, it is Albania- which it is.
Sex trade, drugs, and weapons smuggling - they love it and can't get enough
Think that mentioning of their own name by someone other than Albanian (Shiptar) is offensive
One word u Say u Get Killed
Looked down upon in the same breath as Gypsies by most Europeans
Smelly drug traffickers
Wetbacks of Europe
Have the poorest country in Europe
Macedonians
Don't have a language (instead speak ungrammatical Bulgarian)
are short
act flash to hide being poor and uneducated
long for an empire which never existed
"old times were always better"
are jealous of more successful neighbours
believe nobody should have more than himself
Friendly to italian
Play soccer as a matter of life and death
Warriors
Hate the Serbs
Love Italians and Turks
Men are to die for (Albanian men from America and Montenegro)
Usually have a dozen or so children, to overpopulate and make minorities extinct in Kosovo.
Think that secessionism is freedom-fighting
Every home has a bazuka and an AK-47 stashed in every room.
Claim that wherever they live, it is Albania- which it is.
Sex trade, drugs, and weapons smuggling - they love it and can't get enough
Think that mentioning of their own name by someone other than Albanian (Shiptar) is offensive
One word u Say u Get Killed
Looked down upon in the same breath as Gypsies by most Europeans
Smelly drug traffickers
Wetbacks of Europe
Have the poorest country in Europe
Macedonians
Don't have a language (instead speak ungrammatical Bulgarian)
are short
act flash to hide being poor and uneducated
long for an empire which never existed
"old times were always better"
are jealous of more successful neighbours
believe nobody should have more than himself
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Downunda
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#8
Ne kontam je li ovo neki citat ili si ti sama nadošla na ove stereotipe?
Bilo kako bilo,ima toliko fula da je bespotrebno i komentarisati;čak štaviše veze nemaju sa stereotpima(npr.Albanci: piše da ih ima puno da bi postali brojniji od "manjina", a na dnu piše da su najsiromašnija evropska "država"??!!)O čemu pišeš o Kosovu ili o Albaniji (koja svakako ima manje od 4miionastanovnika i malu stopu nataliteta)?
Mislim, "...niđe veze...."
Bilo kako bilo,ima toliko fula da je bespotrebno i komentarisati;čak štaviše veze nemaju sa stereotpima(npr.Albanci: piše da ih ima puno da bi postali brojniji od "manjina", a na dnu piše da su najsiromašnija evropska "država"??!!)O čemu pišeš o Kosovu ili o Albaniji (koja svakako ima manje od 4miionastanovnika i malu stopu nataliteta)?
Mislim, "...niđe veze...."
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King Kikapu
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#9
Ovako to napise majstor:
'Odrasla sam u zemlji u kojoj se bratstvo i jedinstvo njegovalo kao zjenica oka, ali su se ujedno njegovali i stereotipi o pripadnicima tog bratstva. Zivjela sam okruzena Slovencima koji su bili skrti, Slovenkama koje su od svih pripadnica bratstva najlakse zadizale suknju, Crnogorcima koji su bili lijeni, Hrvatima koji su bili pederi i picajzle, Srbima koji su bili primitivne seljacine, grmalji, Albancima koji nekako i nisu bili ljudi, Muslimanima koji su umjesto pet imali sest noznih prstiju, manjinskim Talijanima koji su jeli macke i vec spomenutim Ciganima koji kradu malu djecu. Sve u svemu, zivjela sam u jednom nadasve zanimljivom okruzenju.'
Dubravka Uresic, Stereotipi, iz knjige NIkog nema doma.
'Odrasla sam u zemlji u kojoj se bratstvo i jedinstvo njegovalo kao zjenica oka, ali su se ujedno njegovali i stereotipi o pripadnicima tog bratstva. Zivjela sam okruzena Slovencima koji su bili skrti, Slovenkama koje su od svih pripadnica bratstva najlakse zadizale suknju, Crnogorcima koji su bili lijeni, Hrvatima koji su bili pederi i picajzle, Srbima koji su bili primitivne seljacine, grmalji, Albancima koji nekako i nisu bili ljudi, Muslimanima koji su umjesto pet imali sest noznih prstiju, manjinskim Talijanima koji su jeli macke i vec spomenutim Ciganima koji kradu malu djecu. Sve u svemu, zivjela sam u jednom nadasve zanimljivom okruzenju.'
Dubravka Uresic, Stereotipi, iz knjige NIkog nema doma.
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King Kikapu
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#11
valjda se zato i zove stereotipBeatrix wrote:Loved being Nazis (some of tm at least, to get revenge on Serbs)
ovo ima logike ko Deenov bijeg od primitivizma.... u Beograd
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biscanka84
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to sam nasla na jednom sajtu,ima za svaku naciju stereotip...ovdje sam samo navela "nase"(balkance)Downunda wrote:Ne kontam je li ovo neki citat ili si ti sama nadošla na ove stereotipe?
Bilo kako bilo,ima toliko fula da je bespotrebno i komentarisati;čak štaviše veze nemaju sa stereotpima(npr.Albanci: piše da ih ima puno da bi postali brojniji od "manjina", a na dnu piše da su najsiromašnija evropska "država"??!!)O čemu pišeš o Kosovu ili o Albaniji (koja svakako ima manje od 4miionastanovnika i malu stopu nataliteta)?
Mislim, "...niđe veze...."
