Sta vi radite kad ne mozete da spavate???

elSaik · Post by **elSaik** » 25/01/2008 13:46

Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.

fantom slobode · Post by **fantom slobode** » 25/01/2008 13:52

bas nekako intimno pitanje...

Umjetnik a · Post by **Umjetnik a** » 25/01/2008 13:53

elSaik wrote:Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.

stari fazon, nova budala

pita_zeljanica · Post by **pita_zeljanica** » 25/01/2008 14:05

ja upalim tv ili komp i gledam neku seriju..CSI il law and order..posto se budim svako jutro u pola sest, u deset sam vec totalno umorna, tako da se rijetko desava da ne mogu da spavam..

ladyblue18 · Post by **ladyblue18** » 25/01/2008 14:07

Umjetnik a wrote:
elSaik wrote:Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.
stari fazon, nova budala

Umjetnik a · Post by **Umjetnik a** » 25/01/2008 14:13

ladyblue18 wrote:
Umjetnik a wrote:
elSaik wrote:Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.
stari fazon, nova budala

šta ti nije jasno

elSaik · Post by **elSaik** » 25/01/2008 20:09

Umjetnik a wrote:
ladyblue18 wrote:
Umjetnik a wrote: stari fazon, nova budala

šta ti nije jasno

Ti.

elSaik · Post by **elSaik** » 25/01/2008 20:09

Umjetnik a wrote:
elSaik wrote:Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.
stari fazon, nova budala

Obrnuto. "Fazon" sam tek čuo, a budala sam već odavno.

pausenclown · Post by **pausenclown** » 27/01/2008 00:23

ja chatam

:D ili po mogucnosti zacatavam po forumu

Shoshana · Post by **Shoshana** » 27/01/2008 01:17

Obavezno probudim co'jeka, da mi pravi drustvo

A za ovo 'brojim do tri, cetiri ili pola pet' meni je super bila zgoda jedne moje prijateljice... ostao kod nje preko noci njen mali necak, pa u neka doba uhvatio da je pegla kako ne moze da zaspe. A njoj se oci sklapaju, umorna ko pas... U neka ce doba ona klincu: "Hajde, broj. Najlakse se zaspi kad se broji..."

Okrenu se ona, i taman unina, kad ce ti klinac: "Tetka, tetka, ja izbroj'o"

"Ma sta si, bolan, izbroj'o

"
"Ja, tetka, znam samo da brojim do deset!"

kEN0 · Post by **kEN0** » 27/01/2008 01:28

cibnem ga..

Prozor · Post by **Prozor** » 27/01/2008 03:10

Odem na forum.... Zenu ako probudim fasov´o sam dobro...

kEN0 · Post by **kEN0** » 27/01/2008 03:19

e odo spavat..

Umjetnik a · Post by **Umjetnik a** » 27/01/2008 09:52

elSaik wrote:
Umjetnik a wrote:
elSaik wrote:Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.
stari fazon, nova budala
Obrnuto. "Fazon" sam tek čuo, a budala sam već odavno.

pa dobro ja se ne ljutim
meni svejedno

Deb's · Post by **Deb's** » 27/01/2008 10:56

Prvo se prevrćem po krevetu, pa kad vidim da ne ide - upalim svjetlo i uzmem nešto čitati... poslije toga je već lakše

anais_nin · Post by **anais_nin** » 28/01/2008 04:15

Shoshana wrote:Obavezno probudim co'jeka, da mi pravi drustvo

A za ovo 'brojim do tri, cetiri ili pola pet' meni je super bila zgoda jedne moje prijateljice... ostao kod nje preko noci njen mali necak, pa u neka doba uhvatio da je pegla kako ne moze da zaspe. A njoj se oci sklapaju, umorna ko pas... U neka ce doba ona klincu: "Hajde, broj. Najlakse se zaspi kad se broji..."

Okrenu se ona, i taman unina, kad ce ti klinac: "Tetka, tetka, ja izbroj'o"
"Ma sta si, bolan, izbroj'o "
"Ja, tetka, znam samo da brojim do deset!"

irfan2 · Post by **irfan2** » 28/01/2008 15:47

cak noris je brojao do beskonacnosti..dva puta

:D

didgeridoo · Post by **didgeridoo** » 28/01/2008 15:58

irfan2 wrote:cak noris je brojao do beskonacnosti..dva puta :D

Prema Ajnstajnovoj teoriji relativiteta, Walker ti moze opalit kruzni jucer.

Jara · Post by **Jara** » 28/01/2008 17:36

Shoshana wrote:Obavezno probudim co'jeka, da mi pravi drustvo

A za ovo 'brojim do tri, cetiri ili pola pet' meni je super bila zgoda jedne moje prijateljice... ostao kod nje preko noci njen mali necak, pa u neka doba uhvatio da je pegla kako ne moze da zaspe. A njoj se oci sklapaju, umorna ko pas... U neka ce doba ona klincu: "Hajde, broj. Najlakse se zaspi kad se broji..."

Okrenu se ona, i taman unina, kad ce ti klinac: "Tetka, tetka, ja izbroj'o"
"Ma sta si, bolan, izbroj'o "
"Ja, tetka, znam samo da brojim do deset!"

kEN0 · Post by **kEN0** » 28/01/2008 17:46

irfan2 wrote:cak noris je brojao do beskonacnosti..dva puta :D

cak noris ne spava, on razmislja!

irfan2 · Post by **irfan2** » 28/01/2008 17:53

cak noris je jedini koji umije i moze dijeliti sa nulom

cak noris je prekucao digitron

black · Post by **black** » 28/01/2008 18:34

cak noris kada radi sklekove ne gura sebe gore nego gura zemlju dole

pitt · Post by **pitt** » 28/01/2008 18:39

i mene chuck uveseli pravo...pred spavanje

:D:D

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mima202 · Post by **mima202** » 28/01/2008 18:55

discovery channel

muha_sa · Post by **muha_sa** » 28/01/2008 19:06

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