Did you know in pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name. For example the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Advil is known as ibuprofen.
The Industry has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it was recently announced the generic name would be mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and of course ibepokin.
Pfizer Inc. recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Inc. as a power beverage suitable for mixing with drinks. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can not call this a soft drink.
This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concocion by the name of "Mount n' Do".
It should also be noted that over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimers research.
It is believed that as the population ages, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts or erections, who can't remember what to do with them.
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EVo i drugi neprevodivi 
The European Union has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the one other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government has conceded that English spelling does actually have some small, but significant, room for improvement and has thus accepted a 5-year phase-in-plan of these improvements that will eventually become known as "Euro English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one letter less.
In the sekond year, there will be growing publik enthusiasm when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it
should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z", and "w" with "v".
During the fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a United Urop vil finali kum tru. If zis mad u smil ples pas on to oza pepl.
Zen ve vil rul ze vorld!!!!
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ma bosnijan ingliš iz d best after olmIRCerka wrote:EVo i drugi neprevodivi
The European Union has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the one other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government has conceded that English spelling does actually have some small, but significant, room for improvement and has thus accepted a 5-year phase-in-plan of these improvements that will eventually become known as "Euro English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one letter less.
In the sekond year, there will be growing publik enthusiasm when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it
should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z", and "w" with "v".
During the fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a United Urop vil finali kum tru. If zis mad u smil ples pas on to oza pepl.
Zen ve vil rul ze vorld!!!!
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Ma to kad Svabo napravi...mIRCerka wrote:EVo i drugi neprevodivi
The European Union has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the one other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government has conceded that English spelling does actually have some small, but significant, room for improvement and has thus accepted a 5-year phase-in-plan of these improvements that will eventually become known as "Euro English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one letter less.
In the sekond year, there will be growing publik enthusiasm when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20 persent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it
should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z", and "w" with "v".
During the fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a United Urop vil finali kum tru. If zis mad u smil ples pas on to oza pepl.
Zen ve vil rul ze vorld!!!!
