Primjenljivo... ne samo na aerodromu

[Fair Life]

Djelatnici na šalteru domaćih letova zagrebačkog Aerodroma bi trebalo odati prizanje na duhovitom i inteligentnom odgovoru putniku koji je avionom trebao letjeti u najboljem slučaju u prostoru za prtljagu.

Zbog bure, let na relaciji Zagreb Dubrovnik je otkazan. Vodič jedne turističke agencije je na šalteru radio re-booking za svoju poveću grupu nestrpljivih putnika, kada se jedan ljutiti gospodin progurao do šaltera.

Bacio je svoju kartu na pult i uzviknuo "Ja MORAM biti na ovom letu i to u PRVOJ KLASI".

Djelatnica na šalteru je odgovorila "Gospodine, žao mi je, prvo moram napraviti rezervacije za grupu ljudi koja čeka, ako budete strpljivi sigurna sam da ćemo vam na neki način moći izaći u susret".

Ljutiti gospodin nije bio nimalo impresioniran i upitao je "ZNATE LI VI UOPĆE TKO SAM JA?".

Bez okljevanja, djelatnica na šalteru je uzela mikrofon i rekla "Molim cjenjene posjetitelje Zagrebačkog Aerodroma za
trenutak pažnje. Na terminalu za domaće letove imamo putnika koji ne zna tko je. Ukoliko bilo tko može pomoći u otkrivanju njegovog identiteta, molimo hitno da se javi na šalter broj 2".

Usred histeričnog smijeha putnika koji su čekali u redu, nestrpljivi gospodin je bijesnim glasom dobacio djelatnici terminala "Jebo te ja", na što je ona ljubazno odgovorila "Žao mi je gospodine, ali i za to ćete trebati pričekati u redu"

[kekec]

Svaka joj cast !

[libertyBiH]

dobra fora

[mr_orange]

Svašta.

[Fair Life]

dobra fora

Nije fora... istina je.

[onakoBezveze]

dobra fora

Nije fora... istina je.

Ma ja sta je, ovo sam cuo na engleskom ima jedno 5 godina najmanje ...

[Fair Life]

Ta verzija na engleskom je lazna. Ovdje je verzija sa aerodroma Pleso.

[onakoBezveze]

Ta verzija na engleskom je lazna. Ovdje je verzija sa aerodroma Pleso.

Ma ja sta je ba ... Nema sumnje ... :-P
Ja mislim da je ovaj prvi primjer samo preveden i Denver je postao Pleso.

http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnox.htm

Legend: An obnoxious airline passenger demanding special treatment gets more than he bargained for.

Examples: [Collected on the Internet, 1998]


An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?"

Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please?" she began, her voice bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 17."

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "Fuck you."

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that too."


Compare the scenario described above with this older, similar (but more genteel) account:


[Train, 1978]

The secretary of the Atheneum, London, relates that a noble member, exasperated by slow service in the dining-room, finally asked his waiter indignantly, 'Do you know who I am?'

The waiter, contemplating the member with sympathetic concern, replied, 'No, sir. But I shall make inquiries and inform you directly.'


Often legends such as these employ an obnoxious, unsympathetic character to express societal rejection of older prejudices:


[Collected on the Internet, 1998]

On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, well-off white South African lady has found herself sitting next to a Black man. She called the cabin crew attendant over to complain about her seating.

"What seems to be the problem Madam?" asked the attendant. "Can't you see?" she said, " You've sat me next to a kaffir. I can't possibly sit next to this disgusting human. Find me another seat!"

"Please calm down, Madam," the stewardess replied. "The flight is very full today, but I'll tell you what I'll do - I'll go and check to see if we have any seats available in club or first class."

The woman cocks a snooty look at the outraged Black man beside her (not to mention many of the surrounding passengers). A few minutes later the stewardess returns with the good news, which she delivers to the lady, who cannot help but look at the people around her with a smug and self-satisfied grin:

"Madam, unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I've spoken to the cabin services director, and club is also full. However, we do have one seat in first class." Before the lady has a chance to answer, the stewardess continues . . . "It is most extraordinary to make this kind of upgrade, however, and I have had to get special permission from the captain. But, given the circumstances, the captain felt that it was outrageous that someone should be forced to sit next such an obnoxious person."

Having said that, the stewardess turned to the Black man sitting next to the lady, and said: "So if you'd like to get your things, sir, I have your seat ready for you . . ." At which point, apparently the surrounding passengers stood and gave a standing ovation while the Black man walked up to the front of the plane.


[Collected on the Internet, 1994]

Shared with us by a USAir pilot, this tale sounded too good to be true and is, according to airline officials who describe it as another urban myth. (A West Coast version has it as a United flight.) Seems a USAir employee with the last name of Gay was flying on a company pass. Mr. Gay found a man in his seat and sat elsewhere. Since the plane turned out to be overbooked, a ticket agent approached the man in Mr. Gay's assigned seat and asked "Are you Gay?" When the bewildered man nodded that he was gay, the agent said, "Well, get your things, you'll have to get off.

The real Mr. Gay overheard and quickly interrupted, "I'm Gay." The agent told him he'd have to leave the plane at which another passenger, observing this whole scene, announced defiantly, "I'm gay, too. Heck, you can't throw us all off."


[Collected on the Internet, 2001]

I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced, "The Captain has asked me to announce that he will be landing the big scary plane shortly, so if you could just put up your trays - that would be great."

I did as he had instructed, but the woman sitting next to me did not. A few moments later, our flight attendant came back and said to her, "Ma'am, perhaps you couldn't hear me over the big scary engine, but I asked you to please put up your tray so that the captain can land the plane."

She still wouldn't comply. Now the attendant was getting rather angry and asked her again to put up the tray. She then calmly turned to him and said, "In my country, I am called a princess. I take orders from no one."

Our flight attendant replied, "Oh yeah? Well in MY country, I'm called a queen, and I outrank you, bitch! So put the tray up!"


Origins: That
all of the preceeding tales are likely apocryphal doesn't lessen our enjoyment of them. It's a rare traveller indeed who hasn't good-naturedly faced a long delay at check-in only to see some jerk try to jump to the head of the line, and it's an even rarer individual who hasn't been seated on a flight next to someone he'd like to see sucked out the window.

At different times the stories are circulated anew with their details altered. For instance, the story we recorded in 1998 about the racist woman on the British Airways flights out of Johannesburg came back for another round in 2004, this time purporting to be about a white woman on a flight between Saskatoon and Calgary.

We'd like to believe virtue will be rewarded and the patient among us will eventually get the level of service we deserve. However, bitter reality often goes the other way — it's the squeaky wheel that gets the oil, hence it's the line jumper and obnoxious passenger who receive special treatment, not us. Legends such as the ones above help to set the world to rights. Even if they never happened, we'd like to think they did and thus gain a measure of comfort from them. Somewhere — maybe only in the realm of legend — someone is standing up to horrid people.

Unfortunately, such legends, though they have their uses in helping us feel better about our world, can also prove damaging and hurtful to those tarred by their brush. In 2001, Hubbard Foods of New Zealand, a company that produces breakfast cereal, erred by including the "South African woman seated next to a Black man" legend as a travel story in a children's newsletter inserted in boxes of its product. The tale had been selected for inclusion as an uplifting story imbued with a moral message, and no one thought to check its accuracy.

South Africans living in New Zealand were outraged by it. They saw the leaflet as unfairly painting them as racist, furthering an apartheid-era stereotype that is no longer valid. Hubbard Foods apologized but claimed it was too late and far too expensive to withdraw the boxes from store shelves.

Barbara "cereal numbered" Mikkelson

[bosna forever]

Boga mi, Fair Life, fakat mi je zao ali te je ovaj "bezveze" pokopao sa originalnoscu zagrebacke verzije.
A iskreno i ne cudi me, jer je i onako zvucalo previse opusteno za nekog ko je konstantno u grcu i bez i najmanjeg smisla za humor.

[Fair Life]

Boga mi, Fair Life, fakat mi je zao ali te je ovaj "bezveze" pokopao sa originalnoscu zagrebacke verzije.
A iskreno i ne cudi me, jer je i onako zvucalo previse opusteno za nekog ko je konstantno u grcu i bez i najmanjeg smisla za humor.

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