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FortunaBela
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#76

Post by FortunaBela » 17/02/2006 16:02

Pantjitju, Pantjitju..... :roll:


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#77

Post by sierra1712 » 18/02/2006 11:31

"nemojte ljudi ko boga vas molim...vec 10 bunara cistim...|"

Maratonci

"A sta ce biti s kucom?Zapalicu je!!!!.Ko ce da zapali kucu??.......

FortunaBela
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#78

Post by FortunaBela » 18/02/2006 12:45

Netjemo tako Pantitju.... :roll:

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morti
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#79

Post by morti » 18/02/2006 12:49

-Laki je malo nervozan!Umro je Pantelija!
-Ajde?!?!

NENADJEBIVO!!!

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PipiDugaDevetka
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#80

Post by PipiDugaDevetka » 19/02/2006 00:25

Treći čovjek, gl. uloga Orson Vels:

"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock ..."

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#81

Post by FortunaBela » 19/02/2006 13:28

- Mi smo vlast, moralno öe da bude ono što mi odlučimo da ja moralno....

Duga mračna noć....

A Goran Višnjić odgovara na to:" poslije svake noći zora sviće"

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Bosanac sa dna kace
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#82

Post by Bosanac sa dna kace » 19/02/2006 13:38

''Nihade imas curu?
-Ma nemam!
-A Senada?
-Ma ona mi dodje ko jaran!''
''Zensko ti more bit samo mati il sestra, trece nema!''
''Senada imas dobre noge, treba to sacuvat!''
''Okani me se bona, sta ti je!''
''Ako ne znas, naucices!''
Film Ovo malo duse
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''Jah, kakve je Pesta kupleraje nekad imala!''
Serija Tale
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''Postenje je ciganska politika!''
Neki film o vojvodjanskim becarima, skorije porizvodnje!

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Qler
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#83

Post by Qler » 19/02/2006 13:55

Tata, vidi, komsija............... , sta mu je?!

e, sad mu nije nista...ubio si ga ko' zeca!


zaboravio sam kako se kosija zvao :D

mačak u čizmama
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#84

Post by mačak u čizmama » 19/02/2006 14:06

AKSENTIJE: Milutine?

MILUTIN: Deda je umro.

LAKI: Takav covek ... Prosto ne mogu da verujem ...

AKSENTIJE: Skini tata ... Vruce je ovde!

LAKI: Tebe se sve ovo ništa ne tice? Ni ovoliko?

MIRKO: On je bio toliko star, da mi odavno nije nikakav rod.

LAKI: Napolje! Marš napolje! Ðubre pokvareno! Marš!

MIRKO: Kad cete otvoriti testament?

MILUTIN: On nije normalan?

LAKI: Pusti, tata, pusti ga meni ... A zašto te zanima kad cemo otvoriti testament?

MIRKO: Hocu svoj deo.

LAKI: Oooo, jebem li ti sunce žarko! Dacu ja tebi tvoj deo!

:thumbup: 8)

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#85

Post by danas » 19/02/2006 14:48

e, a kad procitaju testament a pantelija sve sam sebi ostavio.... "ko vas je poznavao, ni pakao mu nece tesko pasti"... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#86

Post by manijak1 » 20/02/2006 20:43

:thumbup: 8)
Hoćeš istinu !!!!!!!?????? - Grbavica :oops:

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#87

Post by harač » 24/02/2006 00:02

idite na ovu stranicu i pišite http://bs.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page :-D

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#88

Post by Max.Cherry » 27/02/2006 23:05

:roll: :roll: Gleda li iko od vas filmove na jezicima na kojima niste odrasli? Bez uvrede - samo pitam... :D

FREE TO GUESS:

"...of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...
... she walks into mine."

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#89

Post by Kompljikator » 27/02/2006 23:20

casablanca ;-)

prelagano, imas li sta zajebanije...


...ej kad vec se igramo pogadjanja evo dobrog kviza http://www.funwithmovies.com/ na prvom sam napravio 22 od 30, a na drugom 25 od 30.

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#90

Post by breskva » 06/03/2006 12:04

Hladno je...
E ajmo unutra..
nisam bas veceras popila antifriz :D :D

Kako je propao R'N'R

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#91

Post by Stitch__ » 06/03/2006 13:07

Hasta la vista baby

Ajl bi bAk :D

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#92

Post by montenegrin » 06/03/2006 13:43

Film "Nacionalna klasa"
Bata Stojkovic ocu Dragana Nikolica:

OTAC-SIN IVER-KLADA, TO VI RESITE IZMEDJU SEBE.

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#93

Post by sonik » 07/03/2006 11:08

"odo ja da javim u bazu!" :D

MIRZA TANOVIC, NICIJA ZEMLJA

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#94

Post by boston_c » 12/04/2006 21:01

"Luke, I am your father" Image


:D :D :D

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#95

Post by johnnykola » 27/05/2006 01:42

balkanski spijun:

pa ko si ti?!

fargo:

i'm not gonna sit here and debate you, jerry,
i'm not gonna sit here and debate!!!


prejaki busciemi, a tek ona scena kad se
ruga istom liku na telefon:

what the hack you mean!?

beton!

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pirmin
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#96

Post by pirmin » 28/05/2006 11:55

Film : Jackie Brown

Robert de Niro i Fonda kifaju u 16,vode neki najobicniji smalltalk i onda,u po` price pita Fonda njega:"Hoces`jebat?".On,sa ultracool izrazom na licu-kao da mu neko kaze da je lijep dan danas,odgovara "..hmm,sto da ne".Nakon tri minute,nova scena :D ,on svrsio a ona mrtva-hladna naglasava da je bilo dobro i da isto trebaju nekad ponoviti. :D :D

talijan
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#97

Post by talijan » 10/11/2006 19:00

...sutra cu misliti o tome...
prohujalo s vihorom

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#98

Post by Nancy Drew » 13/11/2006 19:02

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tech10
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#99

Post by tech10 » 13/11/2006 19:07

Bata Stojkovic u seriji "Siroce":
"Djeca ce jednog dana imati dva para cipela."

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#100

Post by sojka » 13/11/2006 19:13

"Wo sind die Batterien?"
"Die sind im Heck,
und der Heck ist leider weg".

Rima, dok se rusi avion. :-)

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