Nezaboravne filmske recenice (domaci i strani)

Najbolji i najgori filmovi, serije, sve o sedmoj umjetnosti...

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#101

Post by Nancy Drew » 13/11/2006 19:17

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Skyfox
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#102

Post by Skyfox » 13/11/2006 19:27

" I sta cemo sad?"
" Nista, cekat cemo da padne mrak."

Iz - Nicija zemlja

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#103

Post by Panta Rei » 13/11/2006 19:34

"Ah, što volim ovaj režim, kad svi rade a ja ležim..."

Lude godine, čini mi se VII dio.
(Žika se uvalio u sijeno i delja suho meso i pije rakiju, dok svi ostali kupe sijeno)

:-)

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#104

Post by neocekivana_sila » 13/11/2006 20:16

"pretend it is not me..no more time outs.."

Out Of Sight (1998)

http://download.yousendit.com/8A35F1E46F571111

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#105

Post by zmijaIzmaj » 13/11/2006 20:22

prije neki dan, kolegica i ja imale okrsaj s bossom :D i onako "pokisle", pretvaramo se da nesto radimo, i tu tisinu prekinu ona s rijecima

"Čovjek ti je Senada teški hajvan - i ovo malo duše što ima šejtan mu je dao da se pati..."


:D :D :D kako je to super zvucalo, moja senada :D ...inace, nisam ljubitelj ovih nasih filmskih recenica, al ovo je sjelo ko budali samar :D :D

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#106

Post by pitt » 13/11/2006 20:24

nemoj babo pujde :D

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#107

Post by AZ » 13/11/2006 23:22

Qler wrote:Tata, vidi, komsija............... , sta mu je?!

e, sad mu nije nista...ubio si ga ko' zeca!


zaboravio sam kako se kosija zvao :D
'Tata, vidi pa to je gospodin Rajkovic
Sta mu je?
...'

'Hocu svoj deo, necete da me prevarite!' (Maratonci)

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#108

Post by AZ » 13/11/2006 23:28

tech10 wrote:"Kad su mene sunetili, moglo se od toga napravit kožnu jaknu." - Otac na službenom putu

Moj dedo Muzafer je otiš'o iz naše kuće u starački dom 22.jula 1952.
Ja ne znam da l' zato što nije volio da se kupa il' zbog nečeg drugog.
Samo znam da je Mirzi kaz'o: "Reci im da im je babo poručio da se jebu i oni i njihova politika. Star sam ja za njihovih zajebancija." I još je dod'o: "Ako me poželite - put pod noge, stan nek' vam nije daleko." - Otac na službenom putu
'Ako me pozelite-put pod noge, TRAVNIK vam nije daleko'

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#109

Post by AZ » 13/11/2006 23:34

'Davorike dajke, davorike dajke, samo malo dajjj, daj daj daj ...
A je li momci, ko ce da plati ovo planinarenje?
Halile, hajd' ga ti prvi zalilaj...
a vidi cuneeeeeee, praaava pionirska...
suti ba, erotika' (Teta Djana, LSLG)

'Krava?????? Pa to i nije neko muslimansko ime' :shock: (LSLG)

'- Ciciban, cicibaaaan....
- Gde ste vi to ratovali, u Disneylandu, bre, p. vam materina'

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#110

Post by reformator » 16/11/2006 12:27

"Sve je obrnuto od onoga što misliš da jest."

"Balkanski špijun"

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#111

Post by reformator » 16/11/2006 12:31

"Tata,i ja bi ovo da radim.
I tata bi sine!"

"Ko to tamo peva"

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#112

Post by pitt » 22/11/2006 05:32

The Godfather

Al Pacino (Michael Corleone): My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Diane Keaton (Kay Adams): What was that?
Al Pacino(Michael): Luca Brasi, held a gun to his head, and my father assured him, that either his brain or his signature would be on the contract.

Michael Corleone: Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?

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#113

Post by alphonse kauders » 22/11/2006 14:16

"A bio si mlad, normalno je, hoćeš da jedeš, hoćeš da jebeš, a to košta...":)

"Nije se rat ni završio, a ti si se vratio sa pošteno zarađenim kapitalom. Pre tebe hiljadu, posle tebe još hiljadu, da ponovo zidate tvorce i zamkove, da ponovo tlačite i uništavate ljude, je li?... Pa, majku vam jebem!":))

naravno, balkanski špijun:)

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#114

Post by Edin H. » 22/11/2006 14:28

Umro je u cvijetu svoje starosti, pred sam kraj svog zivota - Maratonci :-)

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#115

Post by stickitout » 22/11/2006 14:45

"who's bike is this"?

"It is not a bike It's a chopper"

"who's chopper is this"?

"Zed's"

"Who is Zed"?

"Zed is dead baby, Zed is dead"


:D :D

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#116

Post by Rania » 22/11/2006 15:01

stickitout wrote:"who's bike is this"?

"It is not a bike It's a chopper"

"who's chopper is this"?

"Zed's"

"Who is Zed"?

"Zed is dead baby, Zed is dead"


:D :D
upravo sam ovo posla da ubacim :)

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#117

Post by stickitout » 22/11/2006 15:04

Rania wrote:
stickitout wrote:"who's bike is this"?

"It is not a bike It's a chopper"

"who's chopper is this"?

"Zed's"

"Who is Zed"?

"Zed is dead baby, Zed is dead"


:D :D
upravo sam ovo posla da ubacim :)
Mislim da je malo drugacije ali nema veze, scena je haos :D

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#118

Post by stickitout » 22/11/2006 15:05

The Business

"That guy is so fucked up his own nightmares are scared of him"!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#119

Post by seljak_cojek » 22/11/2006 15:20

Harry Callahan:
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

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#120

Post by Sezam » 22/11/2006 15:32

Maratonci:

Hihi. Ubice ga Bili ko zeca. :lol:

Rane:

-Ko ste vi?
-Horde pobesnelih ustashkih placenika i Alijinih fanatika. Doshli smo da ti jebemo kevu shto nas prozivash po dnevniku!

---

- Prichaj bako, jesul te zaklali ili nisu?

:lol:


Kuduz:

- Nabroj glavne gradove.
- Pa...bio sam u Fochi... :lol:


Balkanski Spijun:

- Ovo su neki chobani...budale. :lol:


Blue Velvet: (Denis Hopper)

- Baby wants to fuck! nenadjebivo

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#121

Post by Stari » 22/11/2006 15:34

Ovaj mi je dijalog nekako ostao u sjecanju ....

Kurtz: sta su ti rekli o meni Willard?
Willard: Nesto u vezi vasih metoda...sir
Kurtz: Metoda?...a sta u vezi njih ?
Willard: Pa da su ...(metodi) ...bolesni.

Kurtz: Hm....pa sta ti mislis..jesu li ?

Willard: pravo da vam kazem ...ja ovdje ne vidim nikavih metoda.

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#122

Post by Stari » 23/11/2006 14:14

Ovo kad sam procitao u uvodnoj sceni filma ...sve me je zaboljelo


"With a shriek birds flee across the black sky,
people are silent, my blood aches from waiting
"
....................(Mesa Selimovic)

pocetak filma: Pre Kise (Before the Rain)



Zato sto ne znam kako ovo gornje Selimovicevo glasi na Mesinom maternjem jeziku....kojeg bolje znam no engleski.

Jel ima neko od ovdje prisutnih da zna ...kako ova Mesina recenica glasi u originalu????

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#123

Post by Stari » 23/11/2006 15:09

Hvala ti Infra....(joj dugackog li ti nicka)...znao sam da ovo mora ljepse zvucati u originalu...i fakat.

jos jednom hvala.

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#124

Post by BHG » 23/11/2006 15:20

"english, motherfucker, can you speak it!"
i naravno...."oh i'm sorry! did i break your concentration!"...
samuel l pulp fiction

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#125

Post by idic » 23/11/2006 16:06

Rasturio si tolike brakove, gdje nećeš jednu usranu vezu - Maratonci

Umro Pantelija - ajde - Maratonci :lol: :lol:

Za mene definitivno najbolja komedija sa prostora bivše države

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