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Najgore "pick up" linije ikada

Post by FFK as Lucy01 » 11/10/2006 22:03

Znate li neke?

I dok sam u fazonu, pita Mujo Fatu na nekoj igranci:
-Mala, kako se zoves?
-Fata, ona ce stidno
-Reci prezime, Mujo ce..
....a Fata ce na to:
-Prezime


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Post by pitt » 11/10/2006 22:07

"Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"

"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"

Ove sam uzivo cuo.....jso nisam skupio mosnje pa da probam ove lines :D:D:D

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Post by digger » 11/10/2006 22:11

pitt wrote:...Ove sam uzivo cuo.....jso nisam skupio mosnje pa da probam ove lines :D:D:D


Ma nismo li te poslali u dijasporu da se ozenis? Kakve pick-up lines?

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Post by pitt » 11/10/2006 22:12

nece me niko cika digeru :( :( :P

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Post by FFK as Lucy01 » 11/10/2006 22:14

-Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

-Hey babe... can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

-Do you spit or swallow?

- I'd look good on you.

-I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

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Post by pitt » 11/10/2006 22:16

Lucy01 wrote:-Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

-Hey babe... can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

-Do you spit or swallow?

- I'd look good on you.

-I love every bone in your body - especially mine.


Taj tvoj bas nema stila :D:D

"You know, you could use a little more protein in your diet....."
"If you were a booger, I would pick you first."
"I may not be the best looking one in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
"So, are you in second or third grade next year?"
"Would you mind if I think about you when I masturbate tonight?"
"Hey babe, wanna sample my dna?"
"My! You have the nicest teeth I've ever hoped to come across!"
Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.

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Post by Latina » 12/10/2006 00:10

Autobus...belji :D Ulica...shopping centar. Oooops...evo ga opet ! :D ( kako da se pretvorim u pit-bula... 8-) hmmm...dobra vila mi je opet zaboravila ostaviti carobni stapic... :-x )

( Aha, samo sto nije progovorio ...)

- Izvini, mogu li te nesto pitati ?

( a mogu li ja tebi kupiti jednosmjernu kartu za Juznoafricku Republiku ? :D ) -Izvoli. :D

-Kako ti je ime ?

( [email protected]%&ghc :D ) - Sto te zanima ?

- Pa, bavim se fotografijom...

( :angry: postacu pit-bul, postacu, postacu, samo snagom volje cu to uspjeti... :angry: ) - Ne, hvala. :D

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Post by pitt » 12/10/2006 04:51

foto aksamija :-)

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Post by anais_nin » 12/10/2006 05:20

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!

Do you come here often?

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. :lol:

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Post by anais_nin » 12/10/2006 05:23

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass. :lol:

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!

I'm good at math. U+I=69 :lol:

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