Molitva!

Toozla · Post by **Toozla** » 07/10/2005 17:21

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and & strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
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MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doe sn't
rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Amen

pitt · Post by **pitt** » 07/10/2005 17:41

Amen za tu musku

:D Kako bi to bilo fino.....

:D

larado · Post by **larado** » 07/10/2005 17:49

Eto, i ko kaze da smo zahtjevni?

Toozla · Post by **Toozla** » 07/10/2005 17:49

pitt wrote:Amen za tu musku :D Kako bi to bilo fino..... :D

....sto se mene tice, ne mora biti gluha.....

Qler · Post by **Qler** » 07/10/2005 17:55

u tako malo rijeci, tako puno istine

pitt · Post by **pitt** » 07/10/2005 17:58

Toozla wrote:
pitt wrote:Amen za tu musku :D Kako bi to bilo fino..... :D
....sto se mene tice, ne mora biti gluha.....

al je zato mute najvaznije ......pored pive i mellons

:D:D

nebi · Post by **nebi** » 07/10/2005 18:06

Ma zivjeli bi ko dva goluba gacana....

tigris · Post by **tigris** » 07/10/2005 18:42

ma samo serete ko i mi

sicky · Post by **sicky** » 10/10/2005 12:41

glasam za ovu mušku

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