Super link sa puno korisnih pojmova.
Ako imate išta slično stavite ovdje
http://www.choppersaustralia.com/definitions.html
kao i riječnik pojmova
http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/dictiona ... -index.htm
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#1 Bikers encyclopedia
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Brzaner
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#2 Re: Chopper encliklopedia
Ovaj nesto nece
PS. Congrats new Mod
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DaysleepeR
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#3
tnx, samo koliko ja vidim jos nemam nikakve dodatne opcije 
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DaysleepeR
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#5
bice sta bude, inace, meni radi ovaj link
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DaysleepeR
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#6
Definicije, šta je "motorcycle"
1. motorcycle
A vehicle composed of basically an engine, a tank, and a pair of wheels. Often have excellent power-to-weight ratio and heaven sent fuel-consumption.
Not necessarily a sportsbike (refered to as "crotch rocket" by those who can't get their momma to buy them one, or can't get any).
Comes in various forms, from a cruiser (terminator bike), dual-purpose bikes (badass bike, typically used by the villains in a movie, eg: KLR650) to naked bikes (father of the sportsbike, mother of all bikes, eg: Bandit 1200, Ducati Monster).
Unfortunately, sometimes it is operated by attention whores, monkeys, or people with small dick. These are the ones you see riding recklessly on the freeway, often wearing nothing more than a helmet, a t-shirt, and a pair of flip-flops.
Sometimes used as a benchmark for accelaration by ignorant petrolheads, such as that kid driving his mom's civic who thinks he's the shiet when passing one, or that whiny british car journalist.
Bob sees a motorcycle cruising at traffic speed on the highway.
Bob : Look, a motorcycle. I will overtake him to show l33t I am.
Bob overtakes the motorcycle, on the wrong lane, at twice the speed limit, with blinkers off.
Bob : he didn't have a chance. haha. Oh, my dick is 4 inch longer now. w00t.
Motorcyclist who was cruising at 1/8 throttle : Sigh. Poor kid. I guess american education is to blame....
2. motorcycle
A two wheeled hearse. The ultimate chick magnet...bound to get you laid. You will be considered a true outlaw by your friends if you ride one. Just don't get hurt!
Motorcycles are dangerous deathmobiles...but I still own one. It gets me laid everyday...gives me huge amounts of respect...and I spank Honda Civics on the streets and highway like no other.
AMIN!
3. motorcycle
Motorcycles are the best form of adrenaline rush because when you get off one you say, "wow i'm still alive!"
My motorcycle keeps my heart healthy.
AMIN!
4. motorcycle
An attractive girl wearing her hair in pigtails, which you want to grab, use as handlebars, and ride her all night long
Gee, those pigtails on Sarah sure make me want to grab on and ride her like a motorcycle.
5. motorcycle
A sexual position or the act in which the girl has her hair tied up in pigtails, and while hitting it from the back in doggy style the man grabs on to the pigtails as "handlebars" and makes a "vroom vroom" noise simulating a motorcycle.
"Dam I motorcycled my girl all night long!!"
6. motorcycle
STD, used around hoes with STD'S
"back off cuz shes got that motorcycle"
or just sound of a motorcycle "vroom vroom"
"dont ride dat" followed by "vroom vroom"
7. motorcycle
See crotch rocket
Yo you got a motorcycle ?
suze na oči
1. motorcycle
A vehicle composed of basically an engine, a tank, and a pair of wheels. Often have excellent power-to-weight ratio and heaven sent fuel-consumption.
Not necessarily a sportsbike (refered to as "crotch rocket" by those who can't get their momma to buy them one, or can't get any).
Comes in various forms, from a cruiser (terminator bike), dual-purpose bikes (badass bike, typically used by the villains in a movie, eg: KLR650) to naked bikes (father of the sportsbike, mother of all bikes, eg: Bandit 1200, Ducati Monster).
Unfortunately, sometimes it is operated by attention whores, monkeys, or people with small dick. These are the ones you see riding recklessly on the freeway, often wearing nothing more than a helmet, a t-shirt, and a pair of flip-flops.
Sometimes used as a benchmark for accelaration by ignorant petrolheads, such as that kid driving his mom's civic who thinks he's the shiet when passing one, or that whiny british car journalist.
Bob sees a motorcycle cruising at traffic speed on the highway.
Bob : Look, a motorcycle. I will overtake him to show l33t I am.
Bob overtakes the motorcycle, on the wrong lane, at twice the speed limit, with blinkers off.
Bob : he didn't have a chance. haha. Oh, my dick is 4 inch longer now. w00t.
Motorcyclist who was cruising at 1/8 throttle : Sigh. Poor kid. I guess american education is to blame....
2. motorcycle
A two wheeled hearse. The ultimate chick magnet...bound to get you laid. You will be considered a true outlaw by your friends if you ride one. Just don't get hurt!
Motorcycles are dangerous deathmobiles...but I still own one. It gets me laid everyday...gives me huge amounts of respect...and I spank Honda Civics on the streets and highway like no other.
AMIN!
3. motorcycle
Motorcycles are the best form of adrenaline rush because when you get off one you say, "wow i'm still alive!"
My motorcycle keeps my heart healthy.
AMIN!
4. motorcycle
An attractive girl wearing her hair in pigtails, which you want to grab, use as handlebars, and ride her all night long
Gee, those pigtails on Sarah sure make me want to grab on and ride her like a motorcycle.
5. motorcycle
A sexual position or the act in which the girl has her hair tied up in pigtails, and while hitting it from the back in doggy style the man grabs on to the pigtails as "handlebars" and makes a "vroom vroom" noise simulating a motorcycle.
"Dam I motorcycled my girl all night long!!"
6. motorcycle
STD, used around hoes with STD'S
"back off cuz shes got that motorcycle"
or just sound of a motorcycle "vroom vroom"
"dont ride dat" followed by "vroom vroom"
7. motorcycle
See crotch rocket
Yo you got a motorcycle ?
suze na oči
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DaysleepeR
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1. Yamaha
A japanese company that produces some of the finest motorcycles, ATVs, and Stereo equiptment around. Contrary to popular beleif among Honda, Kawasaki, and Suzuki enthusiasts, its not just a shitty company that makes shitty bikes that require maintenence all the time.
Before race: Man that Yamaha's a peice of shit, I can take that anytime.
After race: Fuckin' bike, its not working right, I would have toasted you.
2. Yamaha
Along with the afore mentioned electronics and small, open motor vehicles they also make a wide variety of musical instruments.
Yamaha makes some very well made Brass, Woodwind, Stringed and percussion equipment. Thou they are not the best money can buy, if you want a good musical instrument that will last you years don’t pass buy them.
The first musical instrument I ever bought was a Yamaha YSL Trombone, 9 years ago. That horn went though 3 years of middle school, 4 years of marching band in high school and is in its second year of college football-band usage. I use a Bach for class now but I will have that Yamaha until the day I die.
3. yamaha
a big company that gave whitney huston' a lift with that vibes sound
ahh hear that yamaha dx sound,
yeah I know, its awesome
4. Yamaha
A company that makes motorised vehicles AND music instruments. Probably some other non related things as well.
Why you would want to buy a trombone from a company that makes dirtbikes is beyond me.
5. yamaha
A company that makes a decent dirtbike. Except all the cocky people that think that they can ride always seem to ride them.
This definetion also works with honda.except for the decent dirtbike part.
Hey man you see yamahas new bike?
-ya, its aight. but im not a fag...so ill pass
6. Yamaha
Make good sport bikes. Make HORRIBLE drums.
The problem is, the users of Yamaha drums are delusional and know not their drums suck. I feel sorry for them.
"What do y'all march?"
"Yamahas."
"Ooooh, sorry."
A japanese company that produces some of the finest motorcycles, ATVs, and Stereo equiptment around. Contrary to popular beleif among Honda, Kawasaki, and Suzuki enthusiasts, its not just a shitty company that makes shitty bikes that require maintenence all the time.
Before race: Man that Yamaha's a peice of shit, I can take that anytime.
After race: Fuckin' bike, its not working right, I would have toasted you.
2. Yamaha
Along with the afore mentioned electronics and small, open motor vehicles they also make a wide variety of musical instruments.
Yamaha makes some very well made Brass, Woodwind, Stringed and percussion equipment. Thou they are not the best money can buy, if you want a good musical instrument that will last you years don’t pass buy them.
The first musical instrument I ever bought was a Yamaha YSL Trombone, 9 years ago. That horn went though 3 years of middle school, 4 years of marching band in high school and is in its second year of college football-band usage. I use a Bach for class now but I will have that Yamaha until the day I die.
3. yamaha
a big company that gave whitney huston' a lift with that vibes sound
ahh hear that yamaha dx sound,
yeah I know, its awesome
4. Yamaha
A company that makes motorised vehicles AND music instruments. Probably some other non related things as well.
Why you would want to buy a trombone from a company that makes dirtbikes is beyond me.
5. yamaha
A company that makes a decent dirtbike. Except all the cocky people that think that they can ride always seem to ride them.
This definetion also works with honda.except for the decent dirtbike part.
Hey man you see yamahas new bike?
-ya, its aight. but im not a fag...so ill pass
6. Yamaha
Make good sport bikes. Make HORRIBLE drums.
The problem is, the users of Yamaha drums are delusional and know not their drums suck. I feel sorry for them.
"What do y'all march?"
"Yamahas."
"Ooooh, sorry."
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DaysleepeR
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#8
1. Honda
A Honda is Like a Tampon - Every Pussy Has One.
The only people who drive hondas are wapanese and faggots.
2. HONDA
Helping other nations destroy America.
Hey those poeple are part of Honda, get 'em
Fuck Nintendo Wii its part of Honda!
3. honda
Manufacturer of extremely high performance motor vehicles such as the Fireblade (CBR1000) CBR600, Super Blackbird and the VTR1000.
With easy handling, modern styling and brutal power to rival or beat any other competing superbikes on the market. With a horsepower to weight ratio or nearly 1:1 it will completely disgrace most modern sports and production cars
Some examples. In Hp/Kg (Higher is better)
Honda Fireblade (1L i4)
176Kgs
169.5Hp
=0.96 Hp/Kg
2005 Dodge Viper (8.3L V10)
1547Kgs
500Hp
= 0.323 Hp/Kg
2002 Ferrari Enzo (6l v12)
1365Kgs
651Hp
= 0.47 Hp/Kg
Your dad’s 2005 V8 Commodore thats SO fast (5.7l V8)
1654kgs
335Hp
=0.202Hp/Kg
That’s right kids. Not only is it faster than a enzo and a viper by over 1s down the quarter mile. With such a small frontal area (Low Cd) It has a top speed to match too.
Kid: zomg my dads v8 is so fast no honda could ever keep up with it. v8s are the best!!!1!!1one!!1
Biker: That FBlade next to your daddy runs 10's... Allthough i have heard, Commodores, Correctly modified, With lots of traction ... Can run deep into the 14's! *Rolls eyes*
A Honda is Like a Tampon - Every Pussy Has One.
The only people who drive hondas are wapanese and faggots.
2. HONDA
Helping other nations destroy America.
Hey those poeple are part of Honda, get 'em
Fuck Nintendo Wii its part of Honda!
3. honda
Manufacturer of extremely high performance motor vehicles such as the Fireblade (CBR1000) CBR600, Super Blackbird and the VTR1000.
With easy handling, modern styling and brutal power to rival or beat any other competing superbikes on the market. With a horsepower to weight ratio or nearly 1:1 it will completely disgrace most modern sports and production cars
Some examples. In Hp/Kg (Higher is better)
Honda Fireblade (1L i4)
176Kgs
169.5Hp
=0.96 Hp/Kg
2005 Dodge Viper (8.3L V10)
1547Kgs
500Hp
= 0.323 Hp/Kg
2002 Ferrari Enzo (6l v12)
1365Kgs
651Hp
= 0.47 Hp/Kg
Your dad’s 2005 V8 Commodore thats SO fast (5.7l V8)
1654kgs
335Hp
=0.202Hp/Kg
That’s right kids. Not only is it faster than a enzo and a viper by over 1s down the quarter mile. With such a small frontal area (Low Cd) It has a top speed to match too.
Kid: zomg my dads v8 is so fast no honda could ever keep up with it. v8s are the best!!!1!!1one!!1
Biker: That FBlade next to your daddy runs 10's... Allthough i have heard, Commodores, Correctly modified, With lots of traction ... Can run deep into the 14's! *Rolls eyes*
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DaysleepeR
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#9
1. kawasaki
A motorcycle beyond reproach. Often compared to Hondas, Suzukis and Yamahas, when it is obvious all the while that green machines are a class above.
"I was cranked over, scraping everything, and that Kawasaki went around my outside like i was standing still..." - Disgruntled owner of a lesser sportsbike.
2. kawasaki
A supreme make of motorcycles in which any other make does not compare
did that kawasaki get the holeshot again??
3. kawasaki
The maker of the worlds most affordable and superior sport touring bike, the Kawasaki Concours ZG-1000. With 200,000 miles on the clock and over 130 mph top speed (for a bike that weights over 700 pounds) the bike can still whoop up on its little suzuki,honda, and yamaha counterparts, and make a harley rider go home and cry to mama...
if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch
Kawasaki Concours Killer Superior Bike
4. kawasaki
A shitty company that have to merge with numerous other companies to save it's ass, it's motorcycle department merged with Suzuki and it's heavy industry (aerospace/ship building) are merged with IHI.
kawasaki is shitty, even more shittier than mitsubishi. Jap crap suck period.
A motorcycle beyond reproach. Often compared to Hondas, Suzukis and Yamahas, when it is obvious all the while that green machines are a class above.
"I was cranked over, scraping everything, and that Kawasaki went around my outside like i was standing still..." - Disgruntled owner of a lesser sportsbike.
2. kawasaki
A supreme make of motorcycles in which any other make does not compare
did that kawasaki get the holeshot again??
3. kawasaki
The maker of the worlds most affordable and superior sport touring bike, the Kawasaki Concours ZG-1000. With 200,000 miles on the clock and over 130 mph top speed (for a bike that weights over 700 pounds) the bike can still whoop up on its little suzuki,honda, and yamaha counterparts, and make a harley rider go home and cry to mama...
if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch
Kawasaki Concours Killer Superior Bike
4. kawasaki
A shitty company that have to merge with numerous other companies to save it's ass, it's motorcycle department merged with Suzuki and it's heavy industry (aerospace/ship building) are merged with IHI.
kawasaki is shitty, even more shittier than mitsubishi. Jap crap suck period.
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#10
1. Suzuki
Common choice of ride amongst wellhung Motorcycle riders. Owners tend to be more skilled and less full of bullshit then other riders ie, Honda, Yamaha
Moto Heaven, Not for the faint hearted nor limp wristed. R1 riders need not apply.
2. suzuki
Suzuki.
One of the oldest and most respected motorbike racing brands to come out of Japan.
charaterised by yellow,white and black graphics, and world famous for there klix 2-strokes.
Suzuki cannot be compared to Yamaha as readily as Honda, Kawasaki, KTM etc.
becasue Suzuki minaly specialises in kick ass 2-strokes. and Yamaha make gay 4-strokes.
Nothin better than a SUZUKI.
top quality, performance, and handling.
anyoen to debate this obviosuly doenst know how to take care of their bike properly!
My SUZUKI pissed all over Tom's new KAWASAKI.
3. suzuki
motorcycle known as a gixxer which is a death machine capable of unreal speeds and corners better the faster you go.
"i rode on the back of OnyxO's Suzuki and it looked like the cars were going backwards on the interstate."
4. Suzuki
To own a bike which causes you to masturbate profusely, likes to think itself better than other motorcycles. Well known degenerates ride Suzuki's.
I just bought a Suzuki and man are my hands tired.......
Man that dude had a real Suzuki going on....
5. Suzuki
To masturbate over the type of motorbike a person owns. I kind of brand snobbery which causes riders of other bikes to laugh profusely. Dillusional.
Man Jeff just bought a Suzuki and he sure has a Suzuki attitude to go with it
6. suzuki
A dirtbike that is a pile of shit dung waste. Usually driven by underage kids who aren't old enough to own a real ride like a 4x4. They think they have opinions and can hang with the big dogs on 4x4 boards.
7. Suzuki
A shitbox, always breaking down. A disgrace to the Motorcycle world
Common choice of ride amongst wellhung Motorcycle riders. Owners tend to be more skilled and less full of bullshit then other riders ie, Honda, Yamaha
Moto Heaven, Not for the faint hearted nor limp wristed. R1 riders need not apply.
2. suzuki
Suzuki.
One of the oldest and most respected motorbike racing brands to come out of Japan.
charaterised by yellow,white and black graphics, and world famous for there klix 2-strokes.
Suzuki cannot be compared to Yamaha as readily as Honda, Kawasaki, KTM etc.
becasue Suzuki minaly specialises in kick ass 2-strokes. and Yamaha make gay 4-strokes.
Nothin better than a SUZUKI.
top quality, performance, and handling.
anyoen to debate this obviosuly doenst know how to take care of their bike properly!
My SUZUKI pissed all over Tom's new KAWASAKI.
3. suzuki
motorcycle known as a gixxer which is a death machine capable of unreal speeds and corners better the faster you go.
"i rode on the back of OnyxO's Suzuki and it looked like the cars were going backwards on the interstate."
4. Suzuki
To own a bike which causes you to masturbate profusely, likes to think itself better than other motorcycles. Well known degenerates ride Suzuki's.
I just bought a Suzuki and man are my hands tired.......
Man that dude had a real Suzuki going on....
5. Suzuki
To masturbate over the type of motorbike a person owns. I kind of brand snobbery which causes riders of other bikes to laugh profusely. Dillusional.
Man Jeff just bought a Suzuki and he sure has a Suzuki attitude to go with it
6. suzuki
A dirtbike that is a pile of shit dung waste. Usually driven by underage kids who aren't old enough to own a real ride like a 4x4. They think they have opinions and can hang with the big dogs on 4x4 boards.
7. Suzuki
A shitbox, always breaking down. A disgrace to the Motorcycle world
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#11
1. Ducati
A beautiful motorcycle.
Trinity was riding a Ducati 996 in the matrix reloaded.
2. Ducati
Ferrari of motorcycles. The only manufacturer to produce motorcycles with desmodromic valves. They don't need those flashy japanese color schemes that change every few months. Check out http://www.ducati.com
Ducati bitchslapps Harley anytime!
3. Ducati
Legends on wheels. Makers of the finest, fastest and sexiest two wheeled machines ever!
Have a look on http://www.ducati.com
4. ducati
A bike of pure engineering design simplicity.
Intended for racing & competition NOT for your everyday road riding puke.
It is designed to be regularly stripped serviced & inspected.
It is designed to be riden hard & often NOT left as a dust collecting Latte shelf.
A pig of a bike in unskilled hands, A class winner for REAL riders.
Desmodronic valve actuation - totally accurate control of valves.
5. Ducati
A two wheeled money pit, sexy beyond words, enough to drive a normal person insane with lustful passion, and to empty any wallet. Universally despised by the larger motorcycle community that can't afford to own one.
Ducati bikes are practical, reliable, and affordable, and people never spend any money to customize them.... NOT!
6. Ducati
The sexiest Graalian
7. ducati
Great bikes, but the engines are less reliable than the chevy on blocks in your neighbors driveway. Broken rocker arms, specific tools, broken crankshafts, electrical problems. I would get one if I had a full time mechanic. Aprilia is the way to go, Italian flair the smart way, they specd everything good aviable STOCK. ROTAX!
A beautiful motorcycle.
Trinity was riding a Ducati 996 in the matrix reloaded.
2. Ducati
Ferrari of motorcycles. The only manufacturer to produce motorcycles with desmodromic valves. They don't need those flashy japanese color schemes that change every few months. Check out http://www.ducati.com
Ducati bitchslapps Harley anytime!
3. Ducati
Legends on wheels. Makers of the finest, fastest and sexiest two wheeled machines ever!
Have a look on http://www.ducati.com
4. ducati
A bike of pure engineering design simplicity.
Intended for racing & competition NOT for your everyday road riding puke.
It is designed to be regularly stripped serviced & inspected.
It is designed to be riden hard & often NOT left as a dust collecting Latte shelf.
A pig of a bike in unskilled hands, A class winner for REAL riders.
Desmodronic valve actuation - totally accurate control of valves.
5. Ducati
A two wheeled money pit, sexy beyond words, enough to drive a normal person insane with lustful passion, and to empty any wallet. Universally despised by the larger motorcycle community that can't afford to own one.
Ducati bikes are practical, reliable, and affordable, and people never spend any money to customize them.... NOT!
6. Ducati
The sexiest Graalian
7. ducati
Great bikes, but the engines are less reliable than the chevy on blocks in your neighbors driveway. Broken rocker arms, specific tools, broken crankshafts, electrical problems. I would get one if I had a full time mechanic. Aprilia is the way to go, Italian flair the smart way, they specd everything good aviable STOCK. ROTAX!
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#12
1. bmw
One of the best motorcycle manufacturers who builds the one of the best motorcycles of the world, besides the pretty nice cars and SUV's. Mostly sturdy and reliable touring bikes, like world traveller's favourite R1500GS, and naked-semi naked sport touring or sport bikes like K1200S-K1200R.(See the picture K1200RS, named "7of9", in Manhattan, by Donald Duck)
BMW bikes called/known as "Beemers", as cars called "Bimmers".
BMW called Black Magic Woman because of the good ol' black BMW bikes...
2. BMW
An overpriced unreliable brand of car, designed by arrogant engineers who never fix their mistakes, sold by arrogant pricks who would whore out their own mothers for a $6 beer at a yuppie bar, bought by arrogant douchebags who can't afford them and drive like pussies, and serviced by mechanics who laugh all the way to the bank.
Also a brand of motorcycle favored by homosexuals.
From the German phrase, "Beissen Mein Wiener".
I just spent another $2000 getting my BMW fixed and the fucking "check engine" light is on again!
I rode my BMW two miles to Starbuck's so I could meet men for gay sex.
One of the best motorcycle manufacturers who builds the one of the best motorcycles of the world, besides the pretty nice cars and SUV's. Mostly sturdy and reliable touring bikes, like world traveller's favourite R1500GS, and naked-semi naked sport touring or sport bikes like K1200S-K1200R.(See the picture K1200RS, named "7of9", in Manhattan, by Donald Duck)
BMW bikes called/known as "Beemers", as cars called "Bimmers".
BMW called Black Magic Woman because of the good ol' black BMW bikes...
2. BMW
An overpriced unreliable brand of car, designed by arrogant engineers who never fix their mistakes, sold by arrogant pricks who would whore out their own mothers for a $6 beer at a yuppie bar, bought by arrogant douchebags who can't afford them and drive like pussies, and serviced by mechanics who laugh all the way to the bank.
Also a brand of motorcycle favored by homosexuals.
From the German phrase, "Beissen Mein Wiener".
I just spent another $2000 getting my BMW fixed and the fucking "check engine" light is on again!
I rode my BMW two miles to Starbuck's so I could meet men for gay sex.
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DaysleepeR
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#13
1. biker
A biker is some one who not only owns a motorbike but rides it for pleasure as well as mere transport. They tend to be a friendly bunch but any who crosses them will be "persuaded" not to do so again!
2. biker
The fundemental difference between being a biker and owning a motorbike is that the first has some stories to tell. The second has a surogate penis.
A Biker belives any bike is good.
AMIN!
A biker is some one who not only owns a motorbike but rides it for pleasure as well as mere transport. They tend to be a friendly bunch but any who crosses them will be "persuaded" not to do so again!
2. biker
The fundemental difference between being a biker and owning a motorbike is that the first has some stories to tell. The second has a surogate penis.
A Biker belives any bike is good.
AMIN!