About Shit
-Taoism: Shit happens.
-Confucionism: Confucius says: "Shit happens".
-Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
-Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
-Judaism: Why does this shit allways happen to us?
-Hinduism: This shit happened in my last life, too.
-Protestantism: Shit happens cause you don't work hard enough.
-Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
-Zen: What is the sound of one shit hapenning?
-Moonies: Only happy shit happens.
-Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
-Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
-Jehova's Witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.
-Hare Krishna: Shit happens, shit happens, shit shit happens happens, Rama rama
-Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
-Atheism: No shit.
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amnesiac wrote:About Shit
--Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.-Atheism: No shit.
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#3 Re: About Shit...
samo se vi smijteamnesiac wrote:-Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
