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Female Hormones Found in Beer
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Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

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Ženski hormoni nadjeni u pivo

Nije čudo što zapad ima toliko derpova

Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn’t drive safely.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while urinating.
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Kako ne bi bilo zabune, prevod:

Jucer su naucnici sa Univerziteta objavili rezultate nedavne analize, koja je ukazala na postojanje zenskih hormona u pivu. Muskarci bi trebali na ovo obratiti paznju, pri konzumiranju piva.

Teorija je da pivo sadrzi zenske hormone i da ce, nakon popijene dovoljne kolicine piva, muskarac postati zena.

Kako bi testirali teoriju, 100 muskaraca je popilo po 8 "klipaca", za jedan sat.

Primijeceno je da su, u 100% slucajeva, testirani subjekti:

1. Dobili na tezini

2. Pricali bez smisla i prekomjerno

3. Postali pre-emocionalni

4. Nisu bili u stanju da voze, sigurno

5. Nisu mogli racionalno razmisljati

6. Raspravljali su se bez razloga

7. Morali su sjediti pri uriniranju

8. Odbijali su da se izvinu, kada ocigledno nisu u pravu


Daljnje testiranje nije bilo neophodno...

eh, da je tako ja bi do sad bila Pamela Anderson

zili wrote:eh, da je tako ja bi do sad bila Pamela Anderson

bila?

BosnjakAga wrote:

zili wrote:eh, da je tako ja bi do sad bila Pamela Anderson

bila?

ti šuti bolje ti je, izgubićeš abdest

Ma primjetila sam ja da su oni koji piju piva onako nesto posebno njezni
Sad znam otkud to
Srecom, vazda bih pobjegla na vrijeme prije potpune transformacije cim bih primjetila veliki stomak djaba bi bila prica "ispod brijega najbolji kukuruz raste". Uhvatila se vazda Hana noge i od brijega i od "kukuruza"

Sta je bilo, pa zar niko vise ne cuga pivo ili necete da priznate za zenske hormone