#1 About Shit...
Posted: 07/07/2004 13:05
About Shit
-Taoism: Shit happens.
-Confucionism: Confucius says: "Shit happens".
-Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
-Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
-Judaism: Why does this shit allways happen to us?
-Hinduism: This shit happened in my last life, too.
-Protestantism: Shit happens cause you don't work hard enough.
-Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
-Zen: What is the sound of one shit hapenning?
-Moonies: Only happy shit happens.
-Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
-Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
-Jehova's Witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.
-Hare Krishna: Shit happens, shit happens, shit shit happens happens, Rama rama
-Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
-Atheism: No shit.
-Taoism: Shit happens.
-Confucionism: Confucius says: "Shit happens".
-Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
-Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
-Judaism: Why does this shit allways happen to us?
-Hinduism: This shit happened in my last life, too.
-Protestantism: Shit happens cause you don't work hard enough.
-Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
-Zen: What is the sound of one shit hapenning?
-Moonies: Only happy shit happens.
-Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
-Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
-Jehova's Witnesses: Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.
-Hare Krishna: Shit happens, shit happens, shit shit happens happens, Rama rama
-Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
-Atheism: No shit.