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#9126 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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xsk wrote:
BSn wrote:
xsk wrote:evo jedan testic. ja pravo lose uradih, samo 6/10 :cry:
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
9/10

Samo me je onaj prvi crno-bijeli bunio i na njemu sam i omanuo...
svaka cast! priznaj sta si, policajac ili programer! ;-)


Nisam ni jedno, al' znam bruku programera. :D
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#9127 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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e ovo je prejak vic :lol: :lol: :lol: jos da si procitao knjigu , znao bi da nije bas iz xvii vijeka :lol: :lol:
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#9128 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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BSn wrote:
xsk wrote:evo jedan testic. ja pravo lose uradih, samo 6/10 :cry:

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

9/10


Samo me je onaj prvi crno-bijeli bunio i na njemu sam i omanuo...
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#9129 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Ulazi cigo u buregdžinicu. Daj mi pola kile krompira.
Hoćeš li u papir? Ma u kakav papir bona, u juhku.
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#9130 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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xsk wrote:evo jedan testic. ja pravo lose uradih, samo 6/10 :cry:

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
10/10

ETF čuda čini 8-) :lol: :lol: Većinu ovih prvih srećem na faksu, tako da baš i nije bio neki problem napucati maksimalno skor :D
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#9131 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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hz__semir wrote:
xsk wrote:evo jedan testic. ja pravo lose uradih, samo 6/10 :cry:

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
10/10

ETF čuda čini 8-) :lol: :lol: Većinu ovih prvih srećem na faksu, tako da baš i nije bio neki problem napucati maksimalno skor :D
pihh :skoljka: ( ovo ljubomora progovara iz mene ) :D
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#9133 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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hz__semir wrote:
xsk wrote:evo jedan testic. ja pravo lose uradih, samo 6/10 :cry:

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
10/10

ETF čuda čini 8-) :lol: :lol: Većinu ovih prvih srećem na faksu, tako da baš i nije bio neki problem napucati maksimalno skor :D
Naravno, 10/10, još sam se nasmijao kad sam prepoznao Wadlera :D
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#9134 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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db wrote:Dva nova stanovnika Sarajeva-sandžaklije, dogovaraju se da izađu u grad.
- "Oćemo li b'ate u oni novi kafiiić na Čaršijuuu?"
- "Oćemo b'ate, a kojiii je to kafić, kako se zove?"
- Čini mi se "Klimatizirano."
znam jednog sandzosa koji je fkt mislio da se onaj kafic klimatizirano (i to sa akcentom) .. haha valjao se od smijeha.. :dance:
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#9135 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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8/10
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#9136 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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iSwagga wrote:
db wrote:Dva nova stanovnika Sarajeva-sandžaklije, dogovaraju se da izađu u grad.
- "Oćemo li b'ate u oni novi kafiiić na Čaršijuuu?"
- "Oćemo b'ate, a kojiii je to kafić, kako se zove?"
- Čini mi se "Klimatizirano."
znam jednog sandzosa koji je fkt mislio da se onaj kafic klimatizirano (i to sa akcentom) .. haha valjao se od smijeha.. :dance:
znam i ja nekih (nisu zeme), što su prije rata često išli "na kafučino", a masa njih i dan danas naruči "ekspreso" 8)
pogospodili se :lol:
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#9137 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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vozač wrote:
iSwagga wrote:
db wrote:Dva nova stanovnika Sarajeva-sandžaklije, dogovaraju se da izađu u grad.
- "Oćemo li b'ate u oni novi kafiiić na Čaršijuuu?"
- "Oćemo b'ate, a kojiii je to kafić, kako se zove?"
- Čini mi se "Klimatizirano."
znam jednog sandzosa koji je fkt mislio da se onaj kafic klimatizirano (i to sa akcentom) .. haha valjao se od smijeha.. :dance:
znam i ja nekih (nisu zeme), što su prije rata često išli "na kafučino", a masa njih i dan danas naruči "ekspreso" 8)
pogospodili se :lol:
ulazi mujo u kafic i narucuje kaFucino... konobar sa podsmjehom kaze "moze, ali da znate ne kaze se kafucino nego kapucino" a mujo odgovori "e u Ficku materinu!"
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#9138 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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ja zacatavanja teme... pih :roll:

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"


Meni bi licno bio jos bolji kad bi se preveo na maternji, samo nisam znao kojeg od nase tri dike da ubacim mjesto JWB-a.
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#9139 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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xsk wrote:
BSn wrote:
xsk wrote:evo jedan testic. ja pravo lose uradih, samo 6/10 :cry:
http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
9/10

Samo me je onaj prvi crno-bijeli bunio i na njemu sam i omanuo...
svaka cast! priznaj sta si, policajac ili programer! ;-)

i ja sam 9/10 :-D :-D :-D
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#9140 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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dobro ba ETFovci..otvorite si temu pa se divite rezlutatima :skoljka: :run:
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#9141 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Hunkar wrote:e ovo je prejak vic :lol: :lol: :lol: jos da si procitao knjigu , znao bi da nije bas iz xvii vijeka :lol: :lol:
Ma ko danas ima vremena da čita te knjige iz 17-og vijeka.
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#9142 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Ma.Le.Na wrote:dobro ba ETFovci..otvorite si temu pa se divite rezlutatima :skoljka: :run:
Imala mati dva sina, jedan je bio pravo fin a drugi je isao na ETF :mrgreen:
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#9143 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Ma.Le.Na wrote:dobro ba ETFovci..otvorite si temu pa se divite rezlutatima :skoljka: :run:
:lol:
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#9144 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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xsk wrote:evo jedan testic. ja pravo lose uradih, samo 6/10 :cry:

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/
5/10 - meni sve iste face, za svih 10 stavio serial killer!? :D :run:
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#9145 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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10/10 :shock:
iz prve oca'm :D
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#9146 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Udje mali u prodavnicu i hoce da kupi zvaku, ali teta mu slucajno umjesto zvake, da akumulator. Mali stavi akumulator u usta i taman da izadje iz prodavnice, kad teta skonta da se zajebala i prodere se: "Mali, mali, ja sam ti zabunom dala akumulator!" a mali se okrenu i nasmija se iz prve!
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#9147 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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U jednoj pariskoj ulici slijepi prosjak prosi:
- Smilujte se na jadnog slijepca, oca petnaestoro djece!
Jedna žena mu priđe pa upita:
- Kako to, jadniče, da imate petnaestoro djece?
- Ah, draga moja, mislite li vi da ja vidim šta radim?
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#9148 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Otišao Sanader u Austriju po zimske gume.

Vratio se sa lancima.
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#9149 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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:lol:
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#9150 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Nakon svađe, Mujo odluči da kupi buket cvijeća i donese Fati za pomirenje.
Fata pogleda cvijeće i sva srećna zgrabi Muju, poljubi ga i povuče u sobu.
Fata brzo skide gaće, leže na leđa na krevet, i sva ozarena će Muji:
"Ovo ti je za cvijeće."
Mujo će:
"Ma zar nemamo nikakvu vazu u kući?!" :D
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