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#876 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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Mišice daj nam hint, npr. smoki :-D
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#877 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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♥ Julianna ♥ wrote:Mišice daj nam hint, npr. smoki :-D
zavisi od pakovanja :mrgreen: :lol:
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#878 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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Ne zavisi. Cccc samo tražite utjehe :-D
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#879 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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Što će nam utjeha? :D
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#880 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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♥ Julianna ♥ wrote:Ne zavisi. Cccc samo tražite utjehe :-D
ja znam po sebi :mrgreen: :lol:
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#881 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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Ghost_Rider_XXX wrote:Što će nam utjeha? :D
Da se utješite :D

Spreca, ništa pakovanja i ostale zeze :lol:
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#882 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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♥ Julianna ♥ wrote:
Ghost_Rider_XXX wrote:Što će nam utjeha? :D
Da se utješite :D

Spreca, ništa pakovanja i ostale zeze :lol:
pa nije posteno tako :? ...kriza :lol: :lol:
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#883 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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♥ Julianna ♥ wrote:Mišice daj nam hint, npr. smoki :-D
sifra: piJonir :lol:
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#884 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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Mer'aba.
Ako necete putovanje u Banovice odmah cete prestati sa chatom.
Ili bar provjerite dioptriju.

Hvala!
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#885 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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BASS wrote:Sta kazu bosanke (& hercegovke) na ovo ? :-D

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic ... -Audi.html
Zanimljivo...

THE PERFECT MAN IS...

Hoćemo l' po redu?








Hoćemo :D
Six feet tall - daj barem 6.26 ft :oops:

Muscly, toned and athletic - nope

Brown eyes - :-) otkud ovo?

Short dark hair - još i taj detalj?

Smart dress sense - casual, bolje

A beer / lager drinker - zajedno ćemo :D

Non smoker - bolje da nije, non-smokeri su smarači :D

Wears smart jeans, shirt and a

V-neck jumper - n/a

Gets ready in 17 minutes - :shock: neko to stvarno mjeri?

Stylish - optional/not mandatory :mrgreen:

Wants a family - jes

Earns £48,000 a year - koliko je to, uopće?

Loves shopping - :o ne, hvala.

Eats meat - nek' jede što hoće

Clean shaven - aha

Smooth chest - zašto ne

Watches soaps - :shock: :o

Enjoys watching football - bolje ne :D

Drives an Audi - 'ta će mu?

Educated to degree level - nema degree levela koji daje diplomu ljudskosti, tako da not mandatory

Earns more than you - što god mu ne smeta

Jokes around and has a laugh - dežurni klaun? ne, hvala.

Sensitive when you are upset - naravno :oops:

Tells you he loves you only when he means it - jes

Admits it when he looks at other women - n/v :D

Holds a driving licence - aha

Can swim -pa, valjda

Can ride a bike -nebitno

Can change a tyre - nema veze, ja ću :mrgreen: (ili još bolje BIHAMK i ekvivalenti) :mrgreen:

Rings mum regularly - slobodna volja
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#886 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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Loulou wrote:

Hoćemo l' po redu?


Enjoys watching football - bolje ne :D
bolje MMA :mrgreen:
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#887 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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48.000 funti je oko 115.000 KM :mrgreen: to kod nas ni ministri nemaju :lol:
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#888 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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black wrote:
Loulou wrote:

Hoćemo l' po redu?


Enjoys watching football - bolje ne :D
bolje MMA :mrgreen:
:thumbup: :lol:
ladyblue18 wrote:48.000 funti je oko 115.000 KM :mrgreen: to kod nas ni ministri nemaju :lol:
Bajke, basne, ovo, ono.... :-) gudbaj.
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#889 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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Six feet tall -hmmm 185 je ideal
Muscly, toned and athletic - samo toned and athletic,muscly-nita pretjerano
Brown eyes - nope
Short dark hair -totalno suprotno
Smart dress sense - tako nekako
A beer / lager drinker - apsolutno,necu sama da locem
Non smoker - Apsolutno
Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper -e jbg sad,to svi mahom i nose
Gets ready in 17 minutes - garant bi stopala :-) :-) :-) :-)
Stylish - pa eto...bonus
Wants a family - ne nuzno
Earns £48,000 a year - :?
Loves shopping -u granicama normale
Eats meat - hu kerz
Clean shaven - ne nuzno
Smooth chest - aj dont ker
Watches soaps - zavisi kakve
Enjoys watching football - dok nije frik,sve je ok
Drives an Audi - hu kerz
Educated to degree level - plus jeste sigurno
Earns more than you - nope
Jokes around and has a laugh - ne pretjerano
Sensitive when you are upset - i bolje bi bilo
Tells you he loves you only when he means it - jok eto kad laze
Admits it when he looks at other women - zasto bi to normalan covjek cinio :shock:
Holds a driving licence -pa trebalo bi
Can swim -pa i to bi trebalo
Can ride a bike -moze i naucit ako ne zna
Can change a tyre - ako posjeduje auto treba da zna
Rings mum regularly -not maj biznis

eto,ja rekla :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#890 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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Six feet tall -pa et, tamaM
Muscly, toned and athletic - dok nije bolesno muscly sve more proci
Brown eyes - svejedno
Short dark hair -svejedno i to, ali nek je kratka...ne previse kratka
Smart dress sense - recimo
A beer / lager drinker - nebitno
Non smoker - nebitno i to, uglavnom me zapadnu pusaci, a ja nepusac pa se naviknem s vremenom
Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - kako hoce
Gets ready in 17 minutes - :lol: :lol: :lol:
Stylish - samo nek nije trenerka i lanac oko vrata
Wants a family - aham
Earns £48,000 a year - Auf :D
Loves shopping - nebitno
Eats meat - nebitno
Clean shaven - ne mora biti
Smooth chest - ni to ne mora biti
Watches soaps - :run:
Enjoys watching football - :thumbup:
Drives an Audi - nebitno :-)
Educated to degree level - pozeljno
Earns more than you - nebitno
Jokes around and has a laugh - u granicama dobrog ukusa
Sensitive when you are upset - ako sam s razlogom upset :D onda da, ako nisam bolje da mi kaze da ne pretjerujem :D
Tells you he loves you only when he means it - sta treba, prikopcat ga na detektor?
Admits it when he looks at other women - cisto sumnjam da bi priznao sam od sebe :D
Holds a driving licence - pozeljno jer ja nemam namjeru :D
Can swim - svejedno
Can ride a bike - svejedno i to
Can change a tyre - pa ako ima auto...
Rings mum regularly - svejedno

Dobro ovo za ubiti dosadu :lol:
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#891 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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ladyblue18 wrote:Dobro ovo za ubiti dosadu :lol:
Kažem ti ja... :D Kao nekada leksikon.
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[Six feet tall -e ne znam koliko je ovo
Muscly, toned and athletic - ma jok, nek je mashala
Brown eyes - moze
Short dark hair -svejedno
Smart dress sense - nek je cisto i nek se on dobro osjeca u tome..
A beer / lager drinker - ako zna piti, nek pije
Non smoker - ni slucajno, da mi mase pred nosom kad zapalim
Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper -nebitno
Gets ready in 17 minutes - :? :D :D
Wants a family - zavisi sta to znaci
Earns £48,000 a year - nece se bacit'
Loves shopping -s obzirom da ja ne volim, treba neko sta i kupiti
Eats meat - naravno
Clean shaven - nebitno
Smooth chest - ako ovo znaci da je k'o kanister, jok
Watches soaps - jok
Enjoys watching football - podrazumijeva se
Drives an Audi - nebitno, auta jedva razlikujem po bojama
Educated to degree level - i da je pismen
Earns more than you - to bar nije tesko
Jokes around and has a laugh - ako mu je to u naravi
Sensitive when you are upset - to bi bilo lijepo
Tells you he loves you only when he means it - ali da mi ne kaze da me ne voli :mrgreen:
Admits it when he looks at other women - NE
Can change a tyre - niko nije savrsen
Rings mum regularly - trebao bi

neka sam pitanja obrisala :lol: :lol:
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#893 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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i sta su se zene slozile ? Da se ne slazemo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
eto HIM kad hoce da prave ove generalizacije....
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#894 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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Six feet tall - sve od 170 cm je sasvim prihvatljivo :D
Muscly, toned and athletic - samo nek nije žgoljo žgoljavi :oops:
Brown eyes - nebitno
Short dark hair - nebitno
Smart dress sense - sve dok se on osjeća komotno u onome što nosi zna nositi to što nosi...ok je. samo et' nek zna da je trenerka za izleta i za do granapa. :mrgreen:
A beer / lager drinker - ko voli nek izvoli. nemam namjeru brojat. :oops:
Non smoker - bilo bi poželjno, ali i sa pušačima se sasvim dobro snalazim.
Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - ja i? :roll:
Gets ready in 17 minutes - no comment
Stylish - ako se macka i tracka i gleda više nego ja....voz ba. :run:
Wants a family - poželjno
Earns £48,000 a year - :roll: a gdje živimo? :mrgreen:
Loves shopping - koliko para toliko i muzike ;-)
Eats meat - definitvno je lakše ako je mesožder :mrgreen: ali ni vegetarijanac nije za odbacit :D
Clean shaven - nebitno sve dok nema bradu od po metra :oops:
Smooth chest - nebitno
Watches soaps - zavisi kakve
Enjoys watching football - nek gleda, ko mu brani
Drives an Audi - što se mene vala tiče more vozat i role, aj dont ker von bit.
Educated to degree level - eh sad...ima raje koja nema diplomu ali je načitana i pametna i (samo)obrazovana. čage dakle sam od sebe ne znači puno.
Earns more than you - ko to gleda još :roll:
Jokes around and has a laugh - smisao za humor i zezu uvijek plus
Sensitive when you are upset - pa ako sam ja uvijek tu za njega, valjda bi tako trebalo i obratno.
Tells you he loves you only when he means it - to kako dune vjetar...nekad iskreno, nekad ne. niđe veze ba. :roll:
Admits it when he looks at other women - ima oči u glavi koje se koriste za gledanje.
Holds a driving licence - od prednosti je
Can swim -ako ne zna naučit ću ga ja već :D
Can ride a bike -ako ne zna naučit ću ga ja već :D
Can change a tyre - ako ne zna naučit ću ga ja već :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
Rings mum regularly - red bi bio da se uspita :)
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Dal nama muskarcima treba dati ?



Sta god to znacilo
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#896 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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ladyblue18 wrote:48.000 funti je oko 115.000 KM :mrgreen: to kod nas ni ministri nemaju :lol:
jel mozes da mi te funte pretvoris u AUD :D
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#897 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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zahvalan wrote:Dal nama muskarcima treba dati ?



Sta god to znacilo
Da gurate kamen uz brdo? Nekima od vas, definitvno.
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#898 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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Loulou wrote:
zahvalan wrote:Dal nama muskarcima treba dati ?



Sta god to znacilo
Da gurate kamen uz brdo? Nekima od vas, definitvno.
pa vidi ako je ljubavu upitanju gurao bih i uz brdo i niz brdo,javi mi se na 225 883


:lol:


Nego kakve muskarce trazite ? haha ovo je za vas nepresusiva tema

haj sad ozbiljno

dal mislite da su vas bivsi koristili samo za :dance: ?
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#899 Re: Muskarci pitaju zene (procitati prvi post)

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Šta je ovo... vole samo ove da ih ima mašala, a nas žgoljave neće ni briferom :mrgreen:
Sad je meni jasno što vi ko curice volite one ogromne plišane meĐede :mrgreen:
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zahvalan wrote:
1. oralni sex sa zenom :-) :-) jednostavno ne bih je kasnije mogao gledati zgadila bi mi se,za oralni sex postoje ove iz oglasa?
zahvalan wrote:
gdje ces dati da ti ga zena pusi hahaha pa da mi kasnije djecu ljubi

boze sacuvaj
Imate li vi isti problem, da nakon oralnog nemozete gledati kako vam muz ljubi djecu? Ili mu zabranite ljubljenje djece :?:
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