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Kako znate koji Srbi su bili na protestima??? Imaju nove patike!!!
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Zašto Srbi ne igraju šah?

Kralj i kraljica u Londonu…
Topovi na Kosovu…
Konji u Haagu..
a šahovnica u Hrvatskoj

:lol:
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Imali Fata i Mujo mačku. Fata ju je prilično voljela, ali Mujo ju je mrzio. Odluči Mujo da je se nekako otarasi. Skont'o da je odnese i ostavi negdje u naselju. To sljedeći dan, kad nije bilo Fate i učini. Vrati se kući, kad tek što je uš'o na vrata, ugleda mačku na trosjedu.

Odluči on da je slijedeći dan odnese na drugi kraj grada. To i učini. Vrati se kući, kad ista slika kao od prethodnog dana, mačka na trosjedu.

Otiđe on narednog dana u šumu kraj grada i ostavi tamo mačku. Kad se vraćao, izgubi se. Međutim, imao je mobilni te nazva Fatu. Ona se javi, a on je pita:

- Je li mačka kod kuće?

- Je?

- Daj mi je malo...
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Pa zna li iko ikakav novi vic, ljudi. Već pet dana nema novog vica :(
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Pita Alabanac Srbina na Kosovu:

-Posto je tvoja kuca?
-2 kile zlata. Pa da kupim lijep i veliki stan u Beogradu.

A Alabanac ce:
-Ja tebi pljatim cetiri kilje zlata za tvoja kuca.

Srbin zaprepasteno:
-4???? A sto 4?

Albanac ce:
-Pa da odma' kupis kuca u Ljubljanu da ne moram dva puta da te selim.
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plese milicioner sa curom i on se nameracio na nju,
ona kaze: "ma ne mogu veceras, nemoj molim te"
a on je pita: "sto ne mozes"
ona odgovara: "imam menstruaciju"
"imam i ja visu upravnu" kaze milicioner :D
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radio mujo kao gradjevinski radnik negdje pregko grane. i svaki rucak je na krovu zgrade sjedio sa radnim kolegama jednim francuzom i jednim englezom.
jednog dana kaze francus: citav svoj zivot radim ovdje kao konj, brak mi je katastropha, zena mi svaki dan pravi ist sendvich. ako mi sutra isti napravi ja cu skocit sa ove zgrade. englez kaze, covjek ti si u pravu totalno i kod mene ist tako i ja cu. zamisli se malo mujo pa kaze: upravu ste i ja cu isto. Sutradan ista scena, otvori francuz svoj sendvich on isti, covjek sa zgrade. englez za njim mujo za englezom. Tri dana kasnije na sahrani, place francuskinja, place engleskinja. pa zasto nista reko nije, pa napravila bi mu drugi sendvich. a fata gleda u njih dvije pa kaze: hajde ovu dvojicu mogu i razumit al sto se mujo ubio, on je sebi sam sendviche pravio svako jutro.

mozda je bio al je legendaran!
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dzemmo wrote:Gdje je Goran Karan ???
-U šupak!!!
To se kaze:
Zasto Dino Radza kada je Goran Karan
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stvarno, gdje su dobri vicevi?? :-? vec se dugo nismo nasmijali...
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Oglas u novinama:

- "Mijenjam trabanata sa kukom za ficu sa kukom."
Sifra: kuku meni, kuku tebi.
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