#76
Posted: 06/01/2008 17:24
Nisu svi koji lutaju izgubljeni
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Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D
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#77
Posted: 06/01/2008 17:25
Ne smeta mi sto sanjam na engleskom, ali mi nerviraju nemacki titlovi.
#78
Posted: 06/01/2008 17:25
cijev je sipka kroz koju je provucena rupa
#79
Posted: 06/01/2008 17:26
Stidne dlacice su kovrdzave da ne bi bole oci.
#80
Posted: 06/01/2008 17:28
Ljubav se rodi, živi i umire u očima
#81
Posted: 07/01/2008 19:29
klin(t) se istvudom izbija 
#82
Posted: 08/01/2008 15:09
U ratu je Cercil Englezima obecao krv, znoj i suze, a Alija nama zlatne kasike
#83
Posted: 08/01/2008 17:06
najskuplja picka je zenina picka
#84
Posted: 08/01/2008 17:13
I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....
Scared the shit out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more reading.
Scared the shit out of me.
So that's it!
After today, no more reading.
#85
Posted: 10/01/2008 16:17
ne znam jel bilo prije:
kom opanci tom hanks
kom opanci tom hanks
#86
Posted: 10/01/2008 16:26
Accept that some days you’re s pigeon and some days you’re a statue.
#87
Posted: 16/03/2008 10:11
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#88 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D
Posted: 16/03/2008 10:23
Meni je alkohol uskratio radosti djetinjstva. Nisam ga pio kad sam bio mali.
#89
Posted: 17/03/2008 08:23
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#90 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D
Posted: 17/03/2008 09:04
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.
#91
Posted: 20/03/2008 08:13
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#92
Posted: 20/03/2008 08:24
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#93
Posted: 20/03/2008 08:25
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#94 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D
Posted: 20/03/2008 13:12
prije rata u emisiji nedjeljom popodne zagrebackog studija bio gost pjevac luis! i tako oni razglabali i razglabali a gledaoci su kao imali mogucnost da nazovu i postave pitanje. nakon kraceg vremena nazove stara zagrebacka gospodja pozdravi voditelje i kaze: gospon luis vi ste toliko odvratni, arogantni i niski da bih u stanju bila kavu sa cela da vam popijem!! a on ce ti: gospodjo ako ce te sa slagom sagnite se malo nize.....
#95 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D
Posted: 20/03/2008 14:29
"Three thigns to remember as you get older.
1. Never pass up a bathroom
2. Never waste a hard on
3. Never trust a fart. "
Jack Nicholson - Bucket List.
1. Never pass up a bathroom
2. Never waste a hard on
3. Never trust a fart. "
Jack Nicholson - Bucket List.
#96 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D
Posted: 20/03/2008 15:06
kazu da je Maryllin Monroe, potpisujuci ugovor za svoj prvi film, promrmljala
-Ono je bio zadnji kuJac koji sam morala popusit
-Ono je bio zadnji kuJac koji sam morala popusit
#97 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D
Posted: 25/03/2008 02:25
''Volim sex i rado ga se sjecam'' 
#98 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D
Posted: 25/03/2008 03:50
Kako napreduje seminarski, komunikolože?milivoje wrote:''Volim sex i rado ga se sjecam''
#99 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D
Posted: 14/04/2008 15:30
Na mrtvom vuku i zec k.r.c ostri.
Ko drugom jamu kopa umori se.
Pao ili razbio se insanu je isto...
Ko drugom jamu kopa umori se.
Pao ili razbio se insanu je isto...
#100 Re: Aforizmi, anegdote i pijane poslovice : D
Posted: 15/04/2008 08:03
Nije imala kliker za ljubav
ali je zato imala roshu
ali je zato imala roshu