dzimi wrote:Ovo je navodno istinit dogadjaj i odgovor na testu iz hemije na Univerzitetu u Beogradu. Odgovor jednog od studenata je bio toliko "dubok", da je profesor odlucio da ga podijeli sa svojim kolegama preko interneta.
Pitanje: "Da li je pakao ezoterman (predaje toplotu) ili endoterman (absorbuje toplotu)?"
Vecina studenata je napisala svoje pretpostavke na osnovu Bojlovog zakona (gasovi se hlade kad se sire i zagrijavaju kad se skupljaju) ili neku drugu varijantu... Jedan od studenata je napisao sljedece:
"Prvo moramo znati zapreminu u koju duše ulaze u pakao i izlaze iz njega. Smatram da odmah možemo pretpostaviti, da duša koja jednom udje u pakao više ne izlazi. Znaci, broj duša se povecava. Da bi dobili ideju o tome koliko je u paklu duša, osvrnimo se na razlicite vere koje danas postoje na svetu. Vecina tih vera tvrdi, da onaj ko nije pripadnik bas te odredjene veroispovesti ide u pakao. Dakle, zakljucak je da ce sve duše završiti u paklu. Ako tome dodamo odnos nataliteta i mortaliteta, možemo ocekivati da broj duša eksponencionalno raste. Dakle, obratimo pažnju na odnos promene zapremine pakla, jer prema Bojlovom zakonu za zadržavanje istog pritiska i toplote zapremina mora rasti proporcionalno sa brojem pristiglih duša. To nam pruža 2 mogucnosti:
1) Ako se zapremina pakla povecava manje od potrebnog prosecnog broja duša koje stignu u pakao, toplota i pritisak pakla ce toliko porasti da ce pakao eksplodirati.
2) Ako se pakao širi brže od proseka koji mu je potreban da primi sve duše, toplota i pritisak ce toliko opasti da ce se pakao smrznuti. Koja od mogucnosti je ispravna?
Ako uzmemo u obzir izjavu, koju je kategoricki iznela Milica sa cetvrte godine, a koja glasi: "Pre ce se pakao smrznuti nego što cu ja sa tobom da spavam" i s obzirom na to da je samnom spavala juce, mora biti ispravna teorija br. 2, dakle pakao je sigurno egzoterman i smrznuo se.
Zakljucak ovog izlaganja je, da ako je pakao smrznut, ne prima više duše i preostalo je samo nebo, što je dokaz postojanja Boga, a to objašnjava i zašto je Milica sinoc vikala "Ah moj Bože!" Ovaj student tehnologije je jedini dobio 10 poena.
The following is an klix question given on a McGill University chemistry mid-term Exam paper:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyles Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that most people and their souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyles Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities.
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Celine LeBlanc during my Freshman year - that "it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you" - and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A!
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