Manchester United FC

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Vauceru, jesi li mozda registrovan na RAWK?

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Nisu mi tako tvrdolinijaški stavovi valjda?
Volim ja ManU, nema boljeg od dobrog protivnika.
A Owen jeste štakor, šta je je.

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Nisu mi tako tvrdolinijaški stavovi valjda?
Volim ja ManU, nema boljeg od dobrog protivnika.
A Owen jeste štakor, šta je je.

Paaaa... jesu. Da onaj tvoj post prevedem na engleski jezik i postavim na RAWK, dobio bih odgovor: Epic post mate. Eto koliko je slican svemu sto se tamo moze procitati. Ovo isto i oni govore. Ne samo za ovaj transfer Uniteda nego za svaki moguci gdje mogu naci bilo kakav propust. Valjda se i debeljko mora opravdati na neki nacin.

Owena ja ne gotivim nesto posebno, osim sto mi je dao oruzje da podhebavam one koji su se nekad zaklinjali u njega. Covjek je zelio da i dalje igra vrhunski fudbal i odabrao je najbolju mogucu opciju u tom trenutku. Nije da ga nekadasnji navijaci bas posjeduju ili da im on nesto kao duguje, jel da?

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Pa Fergusonovi propusti su tu da Liverpoolovi navijači ukažu na njih, neće valjda MUFC fanovi reći da Berbatov ne vrijedi 30 miliona funti... gdje je onda zabava u svemu?
A Rafa nam više nije trener, eto da napomenem samo..
Owen je štakor otkad je otišao u Real zatvarajući vrata guzicom, odlazak u United je bio 'meh', za očekivati zapravo.

Da se vratim na temu, jedva čekam vidjeti Bebea u akciji.
Podjebavanja na stranu, ako momak ispadne dobar igrač ili čak zvijezda onda ima životnu priču za snimiti film, u biti već ima, ali za baš romantizirani holivudski sat ipo treba postati i zvijezda, zamjenik Giggsa u najmanju ruku.

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Berbatov je sjajan igrac, ali ne vrijedi toliko para. Evo to ti kaze navijac Uniteda. Realnost.

Bebe je second coming, vjeruj mi.

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Znači gledao si ga?
Obratit ću pažnju, sigurno će mu Ferguson dati za početak prilike u Carling i FA kupu, dok se fizički ne digne dovoljno za Premiership.

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Podjebavanja na stranu, ako momak ispadne dobar igrač ili čak zvijezda onda ima životnu priču za snimiti film, u biti već ima, ali za baš romantizirani holivudski sat ipo treba postati i zvijezda, zamjenik Giggsa u najmanju ruku.

Da ne bude Goal 3?

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Bend it like Bebe?

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Vise Hernandezova prica podsjeca na Goal. A i lici malo na onog lika.

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Znači gledao si ga?
Obratit ću pažnju, sigurno će mu Ferguson dati za početak prilike u Carling i FA kupu, dok se fizički ne digne dovoljno za Premiership.

Pojma nisam imao ko je dok nije objavljeno da je potpisao. Vidio sam neke klipove sa priprema i izgledao je onako... sirovo. Kad trci i vodi loptu, podsjeca malo na Socratesa, najvise zbog visine. Gill je rekao da ga nisu dugo pratili, jer se momak iznenada pojavio. Skauti su ga vidjeli i uslijedila je trka za potpisom. Klub Vitoria je objavio da su prihvatili 4 ponude, od kojih je jedna bila iz Madrida. Odabrao je United i sad je tu. Iako je objavljeno da je napadac, on zapravo igra na krilnim pozicijama kao i ofanzivnog veznjaka. Ne zna dvije rijeci engleskog jezika. To je sve sto sam saznao.

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Znači desno-lijevo-centralni 'izanapadač' bi bio najtočniji opis.
Ajde neka, vidjet ćemo kakav je.
Jedno sigurno nije - lijen. Ne možeš se sam isčupati iz blata siromaštva a da si lijen.

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Bez obzira sto moze igrati te pozicije, ja i dalje smatram da je potreban jedan dovrsen proizvod veznjaka. Ali to sam samo ja. Evo sta je Fergie rekao o ovom transferu:

Sir Alex Ferguson has confirmed that new signing Bebe will compete for a berth on United's wings, but insists there is no rush to throw the 20-year-old into action.

Echoing David Gill's sentiments that the youngster's talent needs honing and refining, Sir Alex is keen to initially focus on Bebe's assimilation to English life. With a variety of established and promising wingers already in place at Old Trafford, the United manager is happy to take his time.

"He’s two-footed, he’s very quick, there’s material there," Sir Alex told his pre-Newcastle press conference. "He’s raw material but I’m sure we can work with that. He’s young and we’re good at young players.

"He doesn’t speak any English. That’s got to be addressed obviously, for any player coming from another country, and we provide the language teachers for that. But I think the important thing is allowing him to settle at the club.

"We have good options anyway in the wide positions, in Nani and Valencia in particular starting to show maturity. We’ve got Ryan Giggs, Gabriel Obertan, Tom Cleverley, so we’re okay there. It’s a different type of player, maybe, but we’ll see what he does once he settles. The important thing is to get him integrated into the club and get him to understand what the club’s about. We’re not in a rush with him, there’s no need to rush him."

The signing of the almost unheard-of Portuguese striker stunned football, and Sir Alex has confirmed that the deal was struck largely due to the impulses of United's scouting network.

"When we identify someone with potential, we would normally assess over a longer period," admitted the manager. "But we have a good scout in Portugal and he’s very bright. He’s got a tremendous instinct about the boy and we’ve worked on that impulse.

"Our scouting work was done when he was at Guimaraes. We made our decision on what we saw in those games. Other clubs were starting to hover on the boy so we made a quick decision and said, ‘Why don’t we go for it?’"

Ne mogu ni zamisliti kako se momak sad osjeca. Jbt, sa ulice preko noci preselis u jedan od najjacih klubova na svijetu gdje imas sve sto pozelis i gdje te drze kao malo vode na dlanu. Nevjerovatna prica.

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kako imam dobar feeling za ovog bebea..jedva cekam da ga vidim u akciji..mislim da ce ove godine da eksplodira dmitar,rooney oko svog prosjeka,hernandez ce da divlja,a bebe iz sjene sa machedom da busi mreze ..nadam se...

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možda ste ovo već i vidjeli

http://www.manutd-bih.com/

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možda ste ovo već i vidjeli

http://www.manutd-bih.com/

Nisam, prvi put vidim. Sta je s forumom? Kad bi to moglo biti gotovo?

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Duzi je tekst, ali vrijedi procitati. Ima predobrog humora ovdje, uglavnom o svim stvarima kojima se sale fanovi Uniteda. Covjek je ovo napisao sredinom prosle sezone, u vrijeme one velike krize s povredama. Prejako.

The following is a conversation overheard recently in the Manchester United dressing room…

Sir Alex Ferguson: Right lads, we’ve got a problem here today. We’re up against The Dog and Duck and they’re no mugs. I’m thinking we might have to go with the 4-5-1 formation again.

[Groans from around the room]

SAF: I know, I know. I don’t like it any more than you do but needs must and all that. What with our defensive crisis, we’re down to our last six centre backs and our best goalkeeper is away looking after his missus so we’ll have to make do with you again Tommo, I’m afraid.

Tomasz Kuszczak: Thanks, boss. Your confidence is overwhelming.

SAF: I know, I hate to throw a young lad like yourself into a big game like this and I know you’re not really up to the task but just try your best ok?

TK: I should be able to cope – do you realise I’m actually almost 28 years old?

SAF: I know that and I keep telling you – you’re full of potential. You’ll make a good keeper one day. But for now just try to catch the bloody ball every now and again and if you can’t catch it, stop it with your head, god knows it’s big enough. Right, that’s the keeper sorted. Now. Defenders. Gary, how’s your knee?

Gary Neville: Oh, not bad boss. The doctor said it should be good as new in a couple of years.

SAF: Ahh, that’s grand, lad. Is there anything I can do to help? A new contract maybe?

GN: That’d be nice boss. Me and the missus have just got the planning permission for the extension we want to build and we could use the extra money.

SAF: An extension? Which side of the house are you extending?

GN: Well, all of them actually, boss. We’ve bought the village.

SAF: Good for you, son. Have them neighbours been complaining again?

GN: Yeah. First they didn’t like my hedges and now they’re complaining about the 60 foot high neon Manchester United Crest I have had installed on the roof.

SAF: Nosey buggers. Why don’t they just mind their own bloody business?

GN: Well, that’s what I said. Anyway, it’s sorted now.

SAF: Good. How is your lovely lady wife by the way?

GN: Oh, she’s fine thanks, boss. Actually, that reminds me. Here, she baked you a cake. It’s carrot cake. Your favourite.

[Hands Sir Alex a cake]

SAF: Oh lovely. Tell her I said ‘Thank You’ won’t you, son? We can have a bit of this over a cup of tea when we discuss your contract later. Come up to my office after the match, ok?

GN: Will do, boss.

SAF: You see that everyone? Gary brings me cake. All I get from most of you lot is bloody earache. Gary’s a manager’s dream and has never needed an agent in his life! Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. Fabio. You’re playing right back.

Rafael Da Silva: I’m Rafael, boss.

SAF: Are you? Oh, right, well Rafael, you’re right back, then.

RDS: Okay, boss.

SAF: Rio, what’s the score with your injury nowadays?

Rio Ferdinand: I is still injured, technically.

SAF: Technically? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

RF: Well, I is researching a role I have given myself in a new film I is producing where I play an injured footballer. It’s called ‘Method Acting’, boss.

SAF: Oh right. This new film. Is it any good cos that last one was a bag of shite.

Gary Neville, laughing: Haha, good one boss.

RF: Well, I is producing, directing and starring in it so it bloody well should be ‘cos I is awesome.

SAF: Hmm… no doubt it will start out well and show lots of promise before losing the plot completely and petering out to a rather anticlimactic ending, then.

Gary Neville, laughing hysterically, holding his sides: Stop it boss, you’re killing me. Hahahaha.

SAF: Anyway. Vidic? [Looking around] Has anyone seen Vidic?

Ryan Giggs: He’s had to go shopping, boss.

SAF: Shopping? We’re about to kick off a massive game and he’s off out shopping?

RG: It’s for his wife, boss. He’s gone to buy her another woolly jumper. She says she’s still cold.

SAF: Cold? It’s bloody boiling out there. Anyway, isn’t she from Serbia? You’d have thought she’d be used to a bit of cold.

RG: Well, yes, boss but from what he was saying, she’s really laying it on thick recently. She was looking at houses on the Internet the other day… in Madrid.

SAF: Madrid? Real bloody Madrid!?? I wouldn’t sell a virus to that mob!

RG: What about a Vidic?

SAF: What? Oh aye. They can have him. I was talking about viruses. I wouldn’t sell them a virus. I thought I made myself perfectly clear last time I said it. Anyway, it looks like Wes and Jonny will have to cover in defence again. Wes, have you met Jonny?

Wes Brown: Of course, boss.

SAF: Well, try to bloody well look like it when you’re on the pitch will you? Oh and the pair of you, try not to let too many balls get to that shambles over there [nods in the direction of Tomasz Kuszczak].

TK: Cheers, boss.

SAF: Right. Well, that’s the defence sorted. Evra, you’re playing again obviously, son.

Patrice Evra: That’s great boss. No problem. Can I just mention, however, that this is the 429th successive game that I have now played in?

SAF: And your point is?

PE: Well, I’m feeling a little tired.

SAF, putting on a whiney baby voice: Oooo, I’m feewing a wickle tired, boo hoo. Grow up lad. Gary, how many games have you played in the last two seasons?

GN: Three, boss.

SAF: There you go. Gary has played THREE games in the last two seasons and he’s twice your age and his legs are knackered but you don’t hear him complain do you? So get over yourself, get your boots on and run up and down that wing like your career depends on it, which incidentally, it does. Bloody foreigners. I knew I shouldn’t have let Denis retire. I never got this kind of crap off him. Right. That’s the defence sorted. Bloody hell, I’m good at this management lark. It’s like second nature to me. OK. Now for the midfield. Ronnie, you’re on the right.

RG: Erm… boss?

SAF: Yes Ryan?

RG: Ronnie’s not here anymore. You sold him in the summer, remember? You’ve been seeing that special doctor ever since? The one who’s helping you to get over it?

SAF, fighting back a tear: That’s right. You’re right Ryan. He’s gone. We just have to soldier on without him. It’s coming back to me now. I sold him for £80 Million and bought Valencia for £17 million didn’t I?

RG: That’s right, boss.

SAF: [breaks down into uncontrollable tears]

RG: There, there boss. Tony’s a decent player. Always looks up before playing a cross. He’s got bags of pace and can get behind a defender.

SAF: I know but Ronnie was gorgeous. Where did the other £63 Million go by the way?

RG: That’s what we’d all like to know, boss, but that’s another story. [Looks over to Valencia]. Don’t worry about it Tony. He gets like this now and again. You just carry on doing what you’re doing. I remember when I first started…

[Yawns from around the room]

SAF: Aye, don’t go on about all that again, you’re starting to sound more and more like Bobby bloody Charlton every day. Right. Tony, you’re on the right. Oh and if you score, you have my permission to smile, ok? What are your pearlies like anyway?

[Antonio Valencia opens his mouth in a wide grin to reveal rotten, black stumpy teeth]

SAF: On second thoughts, you’d better keep your mouth shut. There’ll be bairns watching. Okay, now we need someone to play on the left.

Zoran Tosic: Boss?

[SAF pauses and looks around the room as if he heard something]

SAF: Sorry lads, I thought I heard something then. Nani, you can play on the left can’t you?

Nani: Well, yes, but I do prefer to play on the right really.

SAF: The right? Are you mad? You can’t play on the right! You never played on the right!

Nani: You never gave me the chance, boss. Ronaldo always got the nod.

SAF: Don’t you dare speak his name! You’re not fit to kiss his beautifully balanced feet! We only bought you because someone said you were the left-sided Ronaldo. That’s the last time I buy someone after watching a Youtube video. How old are you son?

Nani: I’m 23, boss.

SAF: Right. Well in that case, I was doing this job when you were wearing nappies and judging by the way you went down after that defender breathed on you last week, you’re still wearing the bloody things.

GN, laughing out loud: Hahaha, good one, boss.

SAF: Make no mistake about it, son, I’d sell you like that [clicks his fingers] but the only offers you’ve been getting are from Canal Street. You’ve put me in a bad mood now. Park? You’re playing on the left today, ok?

Ji-Sung Park: Ok, boss.

Zoran Tosic: I can play on the left, Boss.

SAF: Can anyone else hear that? [Shakes his head]. I don’t know. I think I’ll have to go and see my doctor again, I’m sure I’ve got bloody tinnitus. Right. Now here’s the tough part, this is where I earn my corn. This is where the real tough team selection decisions have to be made. I want to keep things tight in the middle of the park but we also need to remember that the idea of the game is to score a goal so with that in mind, Scholesy, how many times have you scored this season?

Paul Scholes: That’s a bit personal isn’t it boss?

RG: He means goals, Paul.

PS: Oh right. Erm… three, I think. What comes after two?

SAF: Three, Paul. Yes, I think you’re right. You’ve banged in a grand total of three goals this season. Not exactly brilliant that is it Paul?

PS: Well, I did try to tell you about six years ago that I don’t enjoy playing football much anymore and that I want to retire but you won’t let me.

SAF: There’s no such word as retire Paul. What would you do with yourself if you retired? Have you thought about that?

PS: Well, yes boss. I think I would spend time with my wife and kids.

SAF: Wife and kids?! What the hell are those? You’re a footballer Paul. You were born to kick that ball. You were born to play in the Theatre of Dreams in front of 70,000 adoring fans. Think back Paul when you were a boy. What did you want to do when you grew up?

PS: I wanted to be a footballer, boss.

SAF: That’s right. A footballer. Not “a father”, not “a husband”. A footballer. Don’t you forget that, lad.

PS: I know boss but things change, priorities change. I love my family. I love my home.

SAF: This is your home, Paul, this is your home. We are your family.

PS: I wish I’d signed for Oldham.

SAF: I’ll ignore that. Anyway, you’re playing today. I want you to ping those forty yarders about with contemptuous ease. Can you do that for me Paul?

PS: Sure.

SAF: Oh, and if you feel like making a tackle, count to ten first ok?

PS: Is that the one after three?

SAF: Nevermind. Right. Fletch, I want you to play in the middle alongside Scholesy ok?

Darren Fletcher: OK, dad.

SAF: Just play your normal game. If you can’t play the man, try to play the ball. Right Wayne. You’re up front but I want you to play slightly to the left, ok?

Wayne Rooney: Ok. How far left?

SAF: The touchline.

WR: The touchline?

SAF: Yeah, it’s a new tactic I want to try out. We play you out on the left where you have no chance of scoring.

WR: And?

SAF: And what? It’s bloody genius. I thought of it myself.

WR: I don’t get it.

SAF: Well, son. You’ve not got 40 years of management behind you, have you? I wouldn’t expect you to fully comprehend the subtle nuances of the tactic. You’ll just have to trust me. You do trust me don’t you, son?

WR: Of course boss.

SAF: That’s my boy. Remember what I said to you when you very first arrived? What did I say to you?

WR: That you’d turn me into the best player in the world, boss.

SAF: And what did I do?

WR: You turned Ronaldo into the best player in the world, boss.

SAF: Oooo… someone’s touchy today aren’t they? You getting enough sleep? Is that baby of yours keeping you up at night? Try a wee drop of whisky in his bottle [winks conspiratorially at Rooney].

WR: But boss. I don’t understand. Why the left?

SAF, looking a bit flustered: Look, you know I don’t rate Park but we have to play him, do you realise how many shirts that lad shifts in Asia? I need you to provide a bit of cover for him over there, understand?

WR: Why don’t you just play Tosic? He’s a left winger.

SAF: Never heard of him. Right. Berby? Berby! Can someone wake him up please?

[GN runs over and pokes Berby in the ribs]

Dimitar Berbatov: What is it boss?

SAF: We’ve got a game in ten minutes and you’re playing.

DB: Awww, give me a break boss. I’m knackered. Didn’t we play one last week? Has anyone seen my fags by the way?

SAF: Berby! Shut up and listen! I’m going to be playing you up front with Wayne who will be on the left.

DB: Hmm… not exactly up front then is he?

SAF: Of course he is, he’s supporting you… from the left.

DB: But I play better with Wayne directly alongside me. Bam bam bam. Quick little passes. Goal.

SAF: Berby, with all due respect son, having paid £30 Million for you, I would expect you to be able to play alongside Ronald bloody McDonald and still score thirty goals a season.

DB: But why is Wayne out on the left?

SAF: Look, I have explained the situation thoroughly to Wayne already and had you not been asleep, you would have heard it all. We don’t have time to go through it all again now. The match kicks off in two minutes. I just have enough time to go through my subs. Michael you’re on the bench.

Michael Owen: That’s fine but can I ask why I am on the bench? I scored a hat-trick last weekend.

SAF: Come on Michael. You’re no spring chicken. You’ve been around the block a few times. You should know by now, it’s called squad rotation. Welcome to the 21st century. I know you’re a scouser but it isn’t nineteen bloody eighty five anymore you know.

[GN rolls on the floor laughing]

SAF: Gabriel Obertan. Bloody hell, son. What kind of name is that? Did your parents give it to you? Bit of a mouthful, isn’t it? Do you mind if I call you Squidward for short?

Gabriel Obertan: Why Squidward, boss?

SAF: No reason. Anyway, you’re on the bench. I’ll probably bring you on with five minutes to go when we’re losing 1-0 and then blame it on you for not being as good as we were led to believe you were. Now, who have we got left? You lad? What’s your name?

ZT: Zoran Tosic, boss.

SAF: When did you arrive?

ZT: About a year ago, boss.

SAF: And what do you do?

ZT: I play on the left, boss.

SAF: Do you really? Well, get those gloves on. We need a stand-by keeper. Come on lads. Let’s show these amateurs how the big boys do it!

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Hilarious

Prejako...

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extra partija..rooney los pravo,ali valjda ce se vratiti..berbatov u odlicnoj formi,ali veceras kao da nije ozbiljno pristupio utakmici..imao nekoliko odlicnih sansi,ali je reagovao nonsalantno..nani nezaustavljiv..giggs i scholes po starom..odbrana odlicna,iako nisu morali puno intervenisati..sve u svemu odlican start

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http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/6587640/

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berbatov u odlicnoj formi,ali veceras kao da nije ozbiljno pristupio utakmici..imao nekoliko odlicnih sansi,ali je reagovao nonsalantno

Ma nemoj me zezat...on? To si ti njega zamijenio s nekim

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berbatov u odlicnoj formi,ali veceras kao da nije ozbiljno pristupio utakmici..imao nekoliko odlicnih sansi,ali je reagovao nonsalantno

Ma nemoj me zezat...on? To si ti njega zamijenio s nekim

ma jok,cini ti se .. ne,fkt je odlican drogbatov kako ga ja zovem , ali sinoc..hmm

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THE MAN

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Wenger o Scholes-u