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#51 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Mariella wrote:
Filter wrote:
Mannequin wrote:
Joj da! Mene mati satra s tim da sam mrsava :roll: veli da se 10kg udebljas bila bi super :roll:
a ja na 173cm imam 55kg i gluho bilo necu ni kile vise :D
iskreno... fali ti 5 fino rasporedjenih kilica...
Ti i jesi mrsava :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Ja na 166cm imam 51kg pa opet pokusavam doci do 54kg :D
Ja imam 55kg na 160cm i zaboli me. :D
A ti od 173cm si fkt mršava, stavi to u BMI kalkulator i vidjećeš da si underweight.
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#52 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Mozda je mrsava ali barem nije mala. Nema zivota ispod 170 :D
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#53 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Od sutra ucim.
Od sutra sam veselija osoba.
Sutra cu nazvat XY na kafu.
Od sutra ustajem u 08:30.
Sutra se idem šišat.
Od sutra manje pusim.
Od sutra manje pijem. (ovo je kad sam mamurna)

...jadna mi majka ako ovo sutra dodje.
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#54 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Koja pusi i pije zlo ne misli. :D
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#55 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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koja pusi i pije i ne misli
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#56 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Pa da, to sam i ja rekao :D
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#57 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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zarezi zarezi..
spasavaju zivote :D

Should we eat grandpa?

Should we eat, grandpa?

:D
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#58 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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@madner: :thumbup: good one :D
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#59 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Keksich wrote:
Mariella wrote:
Filter wrote: iskreno... fali ti 5 fino rasporedjenih kilica...
Ti i jesi mrsava :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Ja na 166cm imam 51kg pa opet pokusavam doci do 54kg :D
Ja imam 55kg na 160cm i zaboli me. :D
A ti od 173cm si fkt mršava, stavi to u BMI kalkulator i vidjećeš da si underweight.

ma ohanite ljudi jos cu se morati slikati da vidite da nisam mrsava - nego ono taman :mrgreen:
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#60 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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madner wrote:Mozda je mrsava ali barem nije mala. Nema zivota ispod 170 :D

Ihhhhh, ubij me u pojam na ranom sabahu :(. Ja 166 cm , 54 kg i svaki dan kažem sebi :udebljat ćeš se. A za +2-3 cm bih ubilaaaaaaa , hahha, mada mi je to manji problem. Ali...ma udebljat ću se 3-4 kg pa kad bih jela po cijeli dan!

Jel' ovo sad laž ili sam odlučila? :?: :-) :)
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#61 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Sladoled i cokolada ne debljaju, cak naprotiv, cokolada je zdrava za srce.
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#62 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Chocolate is a Vegetable

Other little known Chocolate facts:

* Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

* To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy product. So candy bars are a health food.

* Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit; so eat as many as you want.

* If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

* Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

* Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

* If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. (We're testing this with other snack foods as well.)

* If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

* Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

* Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

* A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

* If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

* If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

NEWS FLASH: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts." So, to reverse being "stressed" . . . CHOCOLATE!!!
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#63 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Opet lažete samu sebe? :D
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#64 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Ma.Le.Na wrote:
Chocolate is a Vegetable

Other little known Chocolate facts:
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#65 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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"On me voli na svoj način."
:lol:
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#66 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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On mene voli iako je sa drugom.

Pozdrav za prijateljicu koja ce se upravo namrstiti... zapravo, vise njih :D
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#67 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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oh teddy... wrote:On mene voli iako je sa drugom.

Pozdrav za prijateljicu koja ce se upravo namrstiti... zapravo, vise njih :D
Ne, ne ..tad sebi kažu: On pati za mnom.
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#68 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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♥ Julianna ♥ wrote:
oh teddy... wrote:On mene voli iako je sa drugom.

Pozdrav za prijateljicu koja ce se upravo namrstiti... zapravo, vise njih :D
Ne, ne ..tad sebi kažu: On pati za mnom.
To je pozitivno razmisljanje :thumbup:
:mrgreen:
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#69 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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hau jes nou :-D
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#70 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Ozenio je nju ali mene jos voli :-) Vidjela sam mu to u pogledu :roll:
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#71 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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:lol: :lol: ta je još bolja :-D
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#72 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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♥ Julianna ♥ wrote::lol: :lol: ta je još bolja :-D
Uzas :lol: Ali nije to sad bilo, prije nekad :-)
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#73 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Dovoljno je samo reći: žene :-)
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#74 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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Nemojte tako o zenama, nisu one takve :mrgreen:
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#75 Re: Laži koje žene same sebi govore...

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kritichar wrote:Nemojte tako o zenama, nisu one takve :mrgreen:
Jel' i to žene sebi lažu? :lol:
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