#51
Posted: 19/10/2005 21:21
sokirana sam. ostala bez rijeci. odakle ovaj horoskop ko smije ovako nesto da pise o meni 
:D jesmo li dalje sve naj :D:DPage 3 of 7
#52
Posted: 19/10/2005 21:23
sta kaze horoskop za mene...tj laove :D jesmo li dalje sve naj :D:D
:D jesmo li dalje sve naj :D:D#53
Posted: 19/10/2005 21:25
nisi valjda lav??? uhhh 
#54
Posted: 19/10/2005 21:28
ma ziva istina...pitt wrote:sta kaze horoskop za mene...tj laove
Lav
Smatrate se rodjenim vodjom. Drugi misle da se namecete. Vecina lavova su nasilnici. Tasti ste i ne podnosite iskrenu kritiku. Vasa arogancija je odvratna. Lavovi su lopovi.
#55
Posted: 19/10/2005 21:36
Evo zašto Bole....pitt wrote:jesam....zar je problem?white_sugar wrote:nisi valjda lav??? uhhh
Lav (23.7. - 22.
Smatrate se rođenim vođom. Drugi misle da se namećete. Većina lavova su nasilnici. Tašti ste i ne podnosite iskrenu kritiku. Vaša arogancija je odvratna. Lavovi su lopovi.
#56
Posted: 19/10/2005 21:45
Ovan (21.3. - 19.4)
Pustolovan ste tip koji prezire većinu ljudi. Brzopleti ste, nestrpljivi i ne podnosite savjete. Zapravo, nakon što ih dobijete i dalje radite po svome. Kad padnete u depresiju, samo vas naoružana straža dijeli od samoubojstva.
Bik (20.4. - 20.5)
Mislite da ste praktični i odlučni. Zapravo ste lijeni, inertni i proždrljivi. Manijakalno ste uporni i ponekad uspijete jako puno raditi. Većina ljudi misli da ste tvrdoglavi i nasilni. Vi ste komunist.
Blizanci (21.5. - 20.6)
Oštroumni ste i inteligentni. Većina ljudi vas voli, s obzirom da ste biseksualni. Međutim, obično očekujete da ćete dobiti nešto, a da zauzvrat ne date puno. Drugim riječima, jeftini ste. Blizanci se znaju uplesti u incestuozne odnose.
Rak (21.6. - 22.7)
Suosjećajni ste i puni razumijevanja za tuđe probleme. Ljudi misle da ste kreten. Uvijek odgađate stvari i zato nikad neće ništa biti od vas. Većina ljudi koji žive od socijalne pomoći su rakovi.
Lav (23.7. - 22.
Smatrate se rođenim vođom. Drugi misle da se namećete. Većina lavova su nasilnici. Tašti ste i ne podnosite iskrenu kritiku. Vaša arogancija je odvratna. Lavovi su lopovi.
Djevica (23.8. - 22.9)
Vi ste logičan tip i mrzite nered. To cjepidlačenje je mučno vašim prijateljima. Hladni ste i neemocionalni i ponekad zaspete dok vodite ljubav. Djevice su dobri vozači autobusa.
Vaga (23.9. - 22.10)
Vi ste umjetnički tip i imate problema s realnošću. Ako ste muškarac, vrlo je vjerojatno da ste homoseksualni. Vaše šanse za zaposlenjem i novčanim dobitcima su izvanredne. Većina ženskih vaga su dobre prostitutke. Sve vage umiru od spolnih bolesti.
Škorpion (23.10. - 21.11)
Prepredeni ste u poslu i ne može vam se vjerovati. Dospjet ćete na sam vrh zbog potpunog nedostatka etike. Do sad ste sigurno već negdje pročitali da je škorpionski pogled nešto posebno, pa do besvijesti buljite u ljude koje želite impresionirati. Većinu škorpiona netko ubije.
Strijelac (22.11. - 21.12)
Optimistični ste i puni entuzijazma. Imate tendenciju da se oslanjate na sreću, zato što vam nedostaje talent. Većina strijelaca su pijanci ili narkomani. Ljudi vam se smiju.
Jarac (22.12. - 19.1)
Konzervativni ste i bojite se rizika. Ne radite baš mnogo jer ste lijeni. Nikad nije postojao jarac koji je zbog nečeg bio značajan. Jarci bi trebali izbjegavati dugotrajno stajanje na jednom mjestu, s obzirom da puštaju korijenje i postaju stabla.
Vodenjak (20.1. - 18.2)
Imate inventivan um i progresivni ste. Često lažete. S druge strane, nepažljivi ste i nepraktični, pa stalno ponavljate iste greške. Ljudi misle da ste glupi.
Ribe (19.2. - 20.3)
Imate živu maštu i često mislite da vas prat i FBI ili CIA. Imate stanoviti utjecaj na ljude u svojoj okolini i oni vas mrze zato što stalno iskazujete tu moć. Fali vam samopouzdanje i u principu ste kukavica. Ribe rade grozne stvari malim životinjama
Pustolovan ste tip koji prezire većinu ljudi. Brzopleti ste, nestrpljivi i ne podnosite savjete. Zapravo, nakon što ih dobijete i dalje radite po svome. Kad padnete u depresiju, samo vas naoružana straža dijeli od samoubojstva.
Bik (20.4. - 20.5)
Mislite da ste praktični i odlučni. Zapravo ste lijeni, inertni i proždrljivi. Manijakalno ste uporni i ponekad uspijete jako puno raditi. Većina ljudi misli da ste tvrdoglavi i nasilni. Vi ste komunist.
Blizanci (21.5. - 20.6)
Oštroumni ste i inteligentni. Većina ljudi vas voli, s obzirom da ste biseksualni. Međutim, obično očekujete da ćete dobiti nešto, a da zauzvrat ne date puno. Drugim riječima, jeftini ste. Blizanci se znaju uplesti u incestuozne odnose.
Rak (21.6. - 22.7)
Suosjećajni ste i puni razumijevanja za tuđe probleme. Ljudi misle da ste kreten. Uvijek odgađate stvari i zato nikad neće ništa biti od vas. Većina ljudi koji žive od socijalne pomoći su rakovi.
Lav (23.7. - 22.
Smatrate se rođenim vođom. Drugi misle da se namećete. Većina lavova su nasilnici. Tašti ste i ne podnosite iskrenu kritiku. Vaša arogancija je odvratna. Lavovi su lopovi.
Djevica (23.8. - 22.9)
Vi ste logičan tip i mrzite nered. To cjepidlačenje je mučno vašim prijateljima. Hladni ste i neemocionalni i ponekad zaspete dok vodite ljubav. Djevice su dobri vozači autobusa.
Vaga (23.9. - 22.10)
Vi ste umjetnički tip i imate problema s realnošću. Ako ste muškarac, vrlo je vjerojatno da ste homoseksualni. Vaše šanse za zaposlenjem i novčanim dobitcima su izvanredne. Većina ženskih vaga su dobre prostitutke. Sve vage umiru od spolnih bolesti.
Škorpion (23.10. - 21.11)
Prepredeni ste u poslu i ne može vam se vjerovati. Dospjet ćete na sam vrh zbog potpunog nedostatka etike. Do sad ste sigurno već negdje pročitali da je škorpionski pogled nešto posebno, pa do besvijesti buljite u ljude koje želite impresionirati. Većinu škorpiona netko ubije.
Strijelac (22.11. - 21.12)
Optimistični ste i puni entuzijazma. Imate tendenciju da se oslanjate na sreću, zato što vam nedostaje talent. Većina strijelaca su pijanci ili narkomani. Ljudi vam se smiju.
Jarac (22.12. - 19.1)
Konzervativni ste i bojite se rizika. Ne radite baš mnogo jer ste lijeni. Nikad nije postojao jarac koji je zbog nečeg bio značajan. Jarci bi trebali izbjegavati dugotrajno stajanje na jednom mjestu, s obzirom da puštaju korijenje i postaju stabla.
Vodenjak (20.1. - 18.2)
Imate inventivan um i progresivni ste. Često lažete. S druge strane, nepažljivi ste i nepraktični, pa stalno ponavljate iste greške. Ljudi misle da ste glupi.
Ribe (19.2. - 20.3)
Imate živu maštu i često mislite da vas prat i FBI ili CIA. Imate stanoviti utjecaj na ljude u svojoj okolini i oni vas mrze zato što stalno iskazujete tu moć. Fali vam samopouzdanje i u principu ste kukavica. Ribe rade grozne stvari malim životinjama
#57
Posted: 19/10/2005 22:01
Škorpion (23.10. - 21.11)
Prepredeni ste u poslu i ne može vam se vjerovati. Dospjet ćete na sam vrh zbog potpunog nedostatka etike. Do sad ste sigurno već negdje pročitali da je škorpionski pogled nešto posebno, pa do besvijesti buljite u ljude koje želite impresionirati. Većinu škorpiona netko ubije.
Prepredeni ste u poslu i ne može vam se vjerovati. Dospjet ćete na sam vrh zbog potpunog nedostatka etike. Do sad ste sigurno već negdje pročitali da je škorpionski pogled nešto posebno, pa do besvijesti buljite u ljude koje želite impresionirati. Većinu škorpiona netko ubije.
#58
Posted: 19/10/2005 22:09
Za sve nevjerne tome :D:D
Leo
The creative and romantic Lion rules the Zodiac's House of Pleasure, insuring that any romp with this cat will include sensory as well as sensual delights. The playful Lion loves fun and is a supremely social animal. If Leos can act out their fantasies on a public (even private) stage, all the better, for those born under this sign truly believe they're the star. As befits the King/Queen of the Zodiac, Leos are leaders. Their powerful presence, as well as staying power, insures them success in their conquests. Romance is also a princely quality for the Lion, and those who ensnare this passionate animal may well be rewarded with a wonderful and inventive lover. Like the ruling Sun, which is at the center of the universe, Leos love to have the world revolve around them.
Affairs of the heart will quickly take on a 'me first' quality with the Lion, since they truly believe they are the best and must come first. Leos love to feel good, as befits royalty, so they will respond exceptionally well to pampering and flourishes. While Leos love to be admired and adored, they can also take the lead in romance, since they believe their strength and power will win the day. When the Lion gets going, watch out! Passionate fireworks will fly, since these folks know how to turn on the charm, and the heat. Since all the world's a stage to the prancing, dancing Lion, fun, excitement and a little razzle-dazzle are all part of their repertoire. Leos are willing to gamble where romance and love are concerned, since losing is not in their vocabulary.
The strength and amorous prowess that Leos possess makes them a natural leader in the dance of love. This cat may want to rule, but it also wants to be admired, which makes for a love filled with sexual tension. Even so, the Lion's generous and giving nature makes certain that a lover will feel special. The Lion may test a lover from time to time in their quest for answers about love: What is it really? How can I feel it the most? The one with the best answers to these questions will surely make this cat purr. Love is a most attractive state for Leos, since the pleasure, attraction and fun of the game are all qualities which make the Lion glow.
As befits a Fire sign, there is a great physicality, white heat and ardor which emanates from the Lion -- in the right circumstances. The Lion wants action first and foremost, and if the moves are being made on them, all the better. When Leos are being made love to (slow, steady love), they are flattered into a state of ecstasy. This kind of approach will help create a Lion who is a very confident lover. Leos are utterly aroused when a partner revels in their beauty and aura and tells them how wonderful it is. As their gracious gift, the Lion will show their partner just how much that compliment meant! The Lion loves seduction and foreplay, and a well-placed mirror or two would be nice, too, since that flowing mane and cat-like quality are begging to be watched.
What the King/Queen of the Jungle wants more than anything else is to be fawned over. Being a devoted sort, the Lion will return this gesture in kind, making a partner feel special, indeed. A lover with the right vibes, who comes bearing gifts, exudes class and remembers that it's nothing but the best for this stellar cat, is clever and wise. The one who can bring out the true Lion, which is often hiding behind the glare of white lights and preening to an adoring crowd, will do both of them a favor. In the end, Leo's lover must always remember who is number one, and act on this all the time.
The Leo lover is giving and devoted, and lives for the pleasures that life can bring. One of these is putting them squarely in the spotlight, where they believe they truly belong. Anyone willing to bask in the Lion's warm glow is in for a red-hot time!
Good career choices for Leo are:
Politician
Military officer
Manager
Explorer
Teacher
Any position that needs leadership qualities
:D:DLeo
The creative and romantic Lion rules the Zodiac's House of Pleasure, insuring that any romp with this cat will include sensory as well as sensual delights. The playful Lion loves fun and is a supremely social animal. If Leos can act out their fantasies on a public (even private) stage, all the better, for those born under this sign truly believe they're the star. As befits the King/Queen of the Zodiac, Leos are leaders. Their powerful presence, as well as staying power, insures them success in their conquests. Romance is also a princely quality for the Lion, and those who ensnare this passionate animal may well be rewarded with a wonderful and inventive lover. Like the ruling Sun, which is at the center of the universe, Leos love to have the world revolve around them.
Affairs of the heart will quickly take on a 'me first' quality with the Lion, since they truly believe they are the best and must come first. Leos love to feel good, as befits royalty, so they will respond exceptionally well to pampering and flourishes. While Leos love to be admired and adored, they can also take the lead in romance, since they believe their strength and power will win the day. When the Lion gets going, watch out! Passionate fireworks will fly, since these folks know how to turn on the charm, and the heat. Since all the world's a stage to the prancing, dancing Lion, fun, excitement and a little razzle-dazzle are all part of their repertoire. Leos are willing to gamble where romance and love are concerned, since losing is not in their vocabulary.
The strength and amorous prowess that Leos possess makes them a natural leader in the dance of love. This cat may want to rule, but it also wants to be admired, which makes for a love filled with sexual tension. Even so, the Lion's generous and giving nature makes certain that a lover will feel special. The Lion may test a lover from time to time in their quest for answers about love: What is it really? How can I feel it the most? The one with the best answers to these questions will surely make this cat purr. Love is a most attractive state for Leos, since the pleasure, attraction and fun of the game are all qualities which make the Lion glow.
As befits a Fire sign, there is a great physicality, white heat and ardor which emanates from the Lion -- in the right circumstances. The Lion wants action first and foremost, and if the moves are being made on them, all the better. When Leos are being made love to (slow, steady love), they are flattered into a state of ecstasy. This kind of approach will help create a Lion who is a very confident lover. Leos are utterly aroused when a partner revels in their beauty and aura and tells them how wonderful it is. As their gracious gift, the Lion will show their partner just how much that compliment meant! The Lion loves seduction and foreplay, and a well-placed mirror or two would be nice, too, since that flowing mane and cat-like quality are begging to be watched.
What the King/Queen of the Jungle wants more than anything else is to be fawned over. Being a devoted sort, the Lion will return this gesture in kind, making a partner feel special, indeed. A lover with the right vibes, who comes bearing gifts, exudes class and remembers that it's nothing but the best for this stellar cat, is clever and wise. The one who can bring out the true Lion, which is often hiding behind the glare of white lights and preening to an adoring crowd, will do both of them a favor. In the end, Leo's lover must always remember who is number one, and act on this all the time.
The Leo lover is giving and devoted, and lives for the pleasures that life can bring. One of these is putting them squarely in the spotlight, where they believe they truly belong. Anyone willing to bask in the Lion's warm glow is in for a red-hot time!
Good career choices for Leo are:
Politician
Military officer
Manager
Explorer
Teacher
Any position that needs leadership qualities
#59 Re: Koji ste znak...
Posted: 19/10/2005 22:13
Puko ko kondom wrote:Ovan..
#60
Posted: 20/10/2005 16:32
Strijelac (22.11. - 21.12)
Optimisticni ste i puni entuzijazma. Imate tendenciju da se oslanjate na srecu, zato sto vam nedostaje talent. Vecina strijelaca su pijanci ili narkomani. Ljudi vam se smiju.
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Optimisticni ste i puni entuzijazma. Imate tendenciju da se oslanjate na srecu, zato sto vam nedostaje talent. Vecina strijelaca su pijanci ili narkomani. Ljudi vam se smiju.
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#61
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:07
macca haj rekni bogoti kakve ja veze imam sa ovnom iz ovakvog horoskopa????
#62
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:10
u nekom drugom hor.pise slicno za ovna ......a kao uzrok se navodi male grudi ili penis
eh tu su me nasli
eh tu su me nasli
#63
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:11
tigris wrote:macca haj rekni bogoti kakve ja veze imam sa ovnom iz ovakvog horoskopa????
Ovan (21.3. - 19.4)
Pustolovan ste tip koji prezire većinu ljudi. Brzopleti ste, nestrpljivi i ne podnosite savjete. Zapravo, nakon što ih dobijete i dalje radite po svome. Kad padnete u depresiju, samo vas naoružana straža dijeli od samoubojstva.
u svemu ima malo istine sala ono podebljano je istina mozda ostalo ne vjerujem #64
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:12
kod mene obratnotigris wrote:u nekom drugom hor.pise slicno za ovna ......a kao uzrok se navodi male grudi ili penis
eh tu su me nasli
#65
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:17
maccarona wrote:kod mene obratnotigris wrote:u nekom drugom hor.pise slicno za ovna ......a kao uzrok se navodi male grudi ili penis
eh tu su me nasli
sad....da smijem ..... ..... trazio bih objasnjenje...:roll: ...ali.....
#66
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:20
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:maccarona wrote:kod mene obratnotigris wrote:u nekom drugom hor.pise slicno za ovna ......a kao uzrok se navodi male grudi ili penis
eh tu su me nasli
...ali.....
ma, velike grudi
#67
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:21
Škorpion (23.10. - 21.11)
Prepredeni ste u poslu i ne moze vam se vjerovati. Dospjet cete na sam vrh zbog potpunog nedostatka etike. Do sad ste sigurno vec negdje procitali da je skorpionski pogled nesto posebno, pa do besvijesti buljite u ljude koje zelite impresionirati. Vecinu skorpiona netko ubije.
skorpion-
Na neki njemu svojstven (svesni ili podsvesni) način uživa u igri zavođenja, a naročito uživa u svojevrsnoj dominaciji nad suprotnim polom.
#68
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:31
maccarona wrote:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:maccarona wrote: kod mene obratno
...ali.....
ma, velike grudi
sto samim tim, tigrisici gadno suzava izbor!!! :shock: #69
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:35
kako ko uzmeKareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:maccarona wrote:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:
...ali.....
ma, velike grudi
ja nisam zadovoljna #70
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:37
maccarona wrote:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:maccarona wrote: kod mene obratno
...ali.....
ma, velike grudi
ma male grudi
#71
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:39
tigris wrote:maccarona wrote:Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:
...ali.....
ma, velike grudi
ma male grudi
uh, dobro je onda .... vec me je onaj mali penis, bacio u brige
:D whahahahahah :lol:#72
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:43
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:tigris wrote:maccarona wrote:
ma male grudi
uh, dobro je onda .... vec me je onaj mali penis, bacio u brige
kad vec spominjes
#73
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:46
jezik pregriz'OOOO #74
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:46
prostrli smo se haman na cijelu stranu
ajde kareme izjasni se ba jesmol drugovi il ne kako ja i macca
ne o tome jesmol il nismo to se zna........
???????????? a?
vrijeme je da se jos vise zblizimo
ajde kareme izjasni se ba jesmol drugovi il ne kako ja i macca
ne o tome jesmol il nismo to se zna........
???????????? a?
vrijeme je da se jos vise zblizimo
#75
Posted: 20/10/2005 17:51
tigris wrote:prostrli smo se haman na cijelu stranu
ajde kareme izjasni se ba jesmol drugovi il ne kako ja i macca
ne o tome jesmol il nismo to se zna........
???????????? a?
vrijeme je da se jos vise zblizimo
pa, jasta smo neg'!!!! 