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#51

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sokirana sam. ostala bez rijeci. odakle ovaj horoskop ko smije ovako nesto da pise o meni :x :D
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sta kaze horoskop za mene...tj laove :D:D jesmo li dalje sve naj :D:D:D
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nisi valjda lav??? uhhh :roll:
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pitt wrote:sta kaze horoskop za mene...tj laove :D:D jesmo li dalje sve naj :D:D:D
ma ziva istina... :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)

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pitt wrote:
white_sugar wrote:nisi valjda lav??? uhhh :roll:
jesam....zar je problem? :(
Evo zašto Bole.... :roll:

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Ovan (21.3. - 19.4)
Pustolovan ste tip koji prezire većinu ljudi. Brzopleti ste, nestrpljivi i ne podnosite savjete. Zapravo, nakon što ih dobijete i dalje radite po svome. Kad padnete u depresiju, samo vas naoružana straža dijeli od samoubojstva.

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Škorpion (23.10. - 21.11)
Prepredeni ste u poslu i ne može vam se vjerovati. Dospjet ćete na sam vrh zbog potpunog nedostatka etike. Do sad ste sigurno već negdje pročitali da je škorpionski pogled nešto posebno, pa do besvijesti buljite u ljude koje želite impresionirati. Većinu škorpiona netko ubije.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Za sve nevjerne tome :D:D:D

Leo
The creative and romantic Lion rules the Zodiac's House of Pleasure, insuring that any romp with this cat will include sensory as well as sensual delights. The playful Lion loves fun and is a supremely social animal. If Leos can act out their fantasies on a public (even private) stage, all the better, for those born under this sign truly believe they're the star. As befits the King/Queen of the Zodiac, Leos are leaders. Their powerful presence, as well as staying power, insures them success in their conquests. Romance is also a princely quality for the Lion, and those who ensnare this passionate animal may well be rewarded with a wonderful and inventive lover. Like the ruling Sun, which is at the center of the universe, Leos love to have the world revolve around them.

Affairs of the heart will quickly take on a 'me first' quality with the Lion, since they truly believe they are the best and must come first. Leos love to feel good, as befits royalty, so they will respond exceptionally well to pampering and flourishes. While Leos love to be admired and adored, they can also take the lead in romance, since they believe their strength and power will win the day. When the Lion gets going, watch out! Passionate fireworks will fly, since these folks know how to turn on the charm, and the heat. Since all the world's a stage to the prancing, dancing Lion, fun, excitement and a little razzle-dazzle are all part of their repertoire. Leos are willing to gamble where romance and love are concerned, since losing is not in their vocabulary.

The strength and amorous prowess that Leos possess makes them a natural leader in the dance of love. This cat may want to rule, but it also wants to be admired, which makes for a love filled with sexual tension. Even so, the Lion's generous and giving nature makes certain that a lover will feel special. The Lion may test a lover from time to time in their quest for answers about love: What is it really? How can I feel it the most? The one with the best answers to these questions will surely make this cat purr. Love is a most attractive state for Leos, since the pleasure, attraction and fun of the game are all qualities which make the Lion glow.

As befits a Fire sign, there is a great physicality, white heat and ardor which emanates from the Lion -- in the right circumstances. The Lion wants action first and foremost, and if the moves are being made on them, all the better. When Leos are being made love to (slow, steady love), they are flattered into a state of ecstasy. This kind of approach will help create a Lion who is a very confident lover. Leos are utterly aroused when a partner revels in their beauty and aura and tells them how wonderful it is. As their gracious gift, the Lion will show their partner just how much that compliment meant! The Lion loves seduction and foreplay, and a well-placed mirror or two would be nice, too, since that flowing mane and cat-like quality are begging to be watched.

What the King/Queen of the Jungle wants more than anything else is to be fawned over. Being a devoted sort, the Lion will return this gesture in kind, making a partner feel special, indeed. A lover with the right vibes, who comes bearing gifts, exudes class and remembers that it's nothing but the best for this stellar cat, is clever and wise. The one who can bring out the true Lion, which is often hiding behind the glare of white lights and preening to an adoring crowd, will do both of them a favor. In the end, Leo's lover must always remember who is number one, and act on this all the time.

The Leo lover is giving and devoted, and lives for the pleasures that life can bring. One of these is putting them squarely in the spotlight, where they believe they truly belong. Anyone willing to bask in the Lion's warm glow is in for a red-hot time!


Good career choices for Leo are:

Politician
Military officer
Manager
Explorer
Teacher
Any position that needs leadership qualities
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#59 Re: Koji ste znak...

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Puko ko kondom wrote:Ovan..


:)
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Strijelac (22.11. - 21.12)
Optimisticni ste i puni entuzijazma. Imate tendenciju da se oslanjate na srecu, zato sto vam nedostaje talent. Vecina strijelaca su pijanci ili narkomani. Ljudi vam se smiju.



: :shock: :lol:
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macca haj rekni bogoti kakve ja veze imam sa ovnom iz ovakvog horoskopa???? :lol: :lol:
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u nekom drugom hor.pise slicno za ovna ......a kao uzrok se navodi male grudi ili penis


eh tu su me nasli :lol: :lol: :lol:
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tigris wrote:macca haj rekni bogoti kakve ja veze imam sa ovnom iz ovakvog horoskopa???? :lol: :lol:


Ovan (21.3. - 19.4)
Pustolovan ste tip koji prezire većinu ljudi. Brzopleti ste, nestrpljivi i ne podnosite savjete. Zapravo, nakon što ih dobijete i dalje radite po svome. Kad padnete u depresiju, samo vas naoružana straža dijeli od samoubojstva.

:oops: u svemu ima malo istine :lol: sala :oops:


:oops: ono podebljano je istina :oops: mozda :D ostalo ne vjerujem :D :D
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tigris wrote:u nekom drugom hor.pise slicno za ovna ......a kao uzrok se navodi male grudi ili penis


eh tu su me nasli :lol: :lol: :lol:
kod mene obratno :lol: :lol: :lol:
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maccarona wrote:
tigris wrote:u nekom drugom hor.pise slicno za ovna ......a kao uzrok se navodi male grudi ili penis


eh tu su me nasli :lol: :lol: :lol:
kod mene obratno :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:roll: sad....da smijem ..... :roll: .....:roll: trazio bih objasnjenje...:shock::roll:

...ali..... :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:
maccarona wrote:
tigris wrote:u nekom drugom hor.pise slicno za ovna ......a kao uzrok se navodi male grudi ili penis


eh tu su me nasli :lol: :lol: :lol:
kod mene obratno :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:roll: sad....da smijem ..... :roll: .....:roll: trazio bih objasnjenje...:shock::roll:

...ali..... :shock:




ma, velike grudi :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Škorpion (23.10. - 21.11)
Prepredeni ste u poslu i ne moze vam se vjerovati. Dospjet cete na sam vrh zbog potpunog nedostatka etike. Do sad ste sigurno vec negdje procitali da je skorpionski pogled nesto posebno, pa do besvijesti buljite u ljude koje zelite impresionirati. Vecinu skorpiona netko ubije.
skorpion-


Na neki njemu svojstven (svesni ili podsvesni) način uživa u igri zavođenja, a naročito uživa u svojevrsnoj dominaciji nad suprotnim polom.
:shock: :x :D
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maccarona wrote:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:
maccarona wrote: kod mene obratno :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:roll: sad....da smijem ..... :roll: .....:roll: trazio bih objasnjenje...:shock::roll:

...ali..... :shock:



ma, velike grudi :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :lol: sto samim tim, tigrisici gadno suzava izbor!!! :shock::shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:
maccarona wrote:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:roll: sad....da smijem ..... :roll: .....:roll: trazio bih objasnjenje...:shock::roll:

...ali..... :shock:



ma, velike grudi :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :lol: sto samim tim, tigrisici gadno suzava izbor!!! :shock::shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
kako ko uzme :lol: ja nisam zadovoljna :lol: :lol:
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maccarona wrote:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:
maccarona wrote: kod mene obratno :lol: :lol: :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:roll: sad....da smijem ..... :roll: .....:roll: trazio bih objasnjenje...:shock::roll:

...ali..... :shock:




ma, velike grudi :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


ma male grudi :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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tigris wrote:
maccarona wrote:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

:roll: sad....da smijem ..... :roll: .....:roll: trazio bih objasnjenje...:shock::roll:

...ali..... :shock:




ma, velike grudi :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


ma male grudi :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

uh, dobro je onda .... vec me je onaj mali penis, bacio u brige :D:D :lol: :lol:

:D whahahahahah :lol::lol:
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wrote:
tigris wrote:
maccarona wrote:


ma male grudi :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

uh, dobro je onda .... vec me je onaj mali penis, bacio u brige :D:D :lol: :lol:

:D whahahahahah :lol::lol:

kad vec spominjes :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: jezik pregriz'OOOO :D :D

:lol: :lol:
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prostrli smo se haman na cijelu stranu :lol:


ajde kareme izjasni se ba jesmol drugovi il ne kako ja i macca :D :D :D
ne o tome jesmol il nismo to se zna........

???????????? a?



vrijeme je da se jos vise zblizimo :D :D :D
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tigris wrote:prostrli smo se haman na cijelu stranu :lol:


ajde kareme izjasni se ba jesmol drugovi il ne kako ja i macca :D :D :D
ne o tome jesmol il nismo to se zna........

???????????? a?



vrijeme je da se jos vise zblizimo :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D pa, jasta smo neg'!!!! :D :D :-) :lol:
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