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#4701 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

Post by Ljuska_u_BaklaFi »

Chuk Norris je uhvatio pticu trkacicu i od nje napravio supu :lol:

Chuk Norris ne prelazi ulicu, on je uvijek na obje strane :D

Chuk Norris jedini mozhe da pisha uz vjetar a da se ne poprska :lol: :lol: :lol: Ne mogu vishe, tita mi :lol:
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#4702 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Nakon duge ljubavne noći, on primjeti sliku nekog muškarca na noćnom ormariću...I zabrinu se.
- Ovo je tvoj suprug? - upita nervozno.
- Ne, ludice ... - odgovori ona mazeći se uz njega.
- To je onda tvoj zaručnik?
- Ni slučajno! - kaže ona, grickajući mu uho.
- A tvoj otac ili tvoj brat? - opet insistira on.
- Ne, ne i ne! Tako si seksi kada si ljubomoran!
- Pa dobro hoćeš li mi reći tko je to?
- Dobro kad si navalio, to sam ja prije operacije...

:lol: :lol:
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#4703 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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McMoy wrote:Chuck Norris psovao na forumu i pisao velikim crvenim slovima... :mrgreen:
Njega niko ne smije banovati na forumu
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#4704 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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stao slijepac caku norisu na nogu.
pita ga cak "znas li kome si stao na nogu"
kaze on "ne znam"
kaze cak " ja sam cak noris"
ovaj je od straha odmah progledao, ali zadnje sto je vidio je cakov polukruzni udarac nogom
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#4705 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Ide mujo ulicom kad ispred njega stade chuck norris i kaze
-znas li ti ko sam ja!?
Mujo mu zviznu samarcinu
Trljajuci obraz kaze chuck
-pa dobro sta se udaras ako neznas

:D
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#4706 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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atko wrote:Ide mujo ulicom kad ispred njega stade chuck norris i kaze
-znas li ti ko sam ja!?
Mujo mu zviznu samarcinu
Trljajuci obraz kaze chuck
-pa dobro sta se udaras ako neznas

:D
nekad su tvoji vicevi bili smijesni sad si pretjero... kako te samo nije stid
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#4707 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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atko wrote:Ide mujo ulicom kad ispred njega stade chuck norris i kaze
-znas li ti ko sam ja!?
Mujo mu zviznu samarcinu
Trljajuci obraz kaze chuck
-pa dobro sta se udaras ako neznas

:D
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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#4708 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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moa wrote:
atko wrote:Ide mujo ulicom kad ispred njega stade chuck norris i kaze
-znas li ti ko sam ja!?
Mujo mu zviznu samarcinu
Trljajuci obraz kaze chuck
-pa dobro sta se udaras ako neznas

:D
nekad su tvoji vicevi bili smijesni sad si pretjero... kako te samo nije stid
molimo moderatora/administratora da odmah izbrise ovaj vic :D prije nego sto ga vidi chuck licno :D
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#4709 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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atko wrote:Ide mujo ulicom kad ispred njega stade chuck norris i kaze
-znas li ti ko sam ja!?
Mujo mu zviznu samarcinu
Trljajuci obraz kaze chuck
-pa dobro sta se udaras ako neznas

:D
auuuuuuuu...bice ti noga za ovo...

:D :D :D :run:
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#4710 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Chuk Norris je rodjen kao zhensko ali je kao beba odluchio da ga niko neche yebat'. :lol:

Valter brani sarajevo,Chuk Norris brani Valtera :D

Chuck Norris nash'o dlaku u jajetu :lol: e jes' puno i nash'o

Chuck Norris brzhi od sekunde za pola sata :-)

Sjedi Shvarceneger u nekom kafichu i odjednom chuje kako neko dijete plache. On se okrene i vidi malog Pericu.
Ode do njega i pita:
- Shta ti se desilo, drago dijete "
Perica odgovara uplakanim glasom:
- Tukli su me!
Shvarceneger zasuche rukave i pita ozbiljnim glasom:
- Ma ko te tukao"!"
Mali Perica, josh uvijek uplakan, odgovara:
- Chak Noris.
Shvarceneger spusti rukave i kazhe:
- E yebi ga mali, nisi trebao da ga zajebavash! :lol:
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#4711 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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atko, nek si im reko :lol:
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#4712 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Izvinjavam se ako je bio.

Chuck Norris je instalirao Vistu na Komodoru.
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#4713 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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moa wrote:
McMoy wrote:Chuck Norris psovao na forumu i pisao velikim crvenim slovima... :mrgreen:
Njega niko ne smije banovati na forumu
Chuck Norris je banovao zumketa :oops: :D
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#4714 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Sunrise00 wrote:
moa wrote:
McMoy wrote:Chuck Norris psovao na forumu i pisao velikim crvenim slovima... :mrgreen:
Njega niko ne smije banovati na forumu
Chuck Norris je banovao zumketa :oops: :D



hahahahahahahahahaha
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#4715 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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čak noris se jednom napio vode sa baščaršije i više se nije vratio

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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#4716 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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atko wrote:Ide mujo ulicom kad ispred njega stade chuck norris i kaze
-znas li ti ko sam ja!?
Mujo mu zviznu samarcinu
Trljajuci obraz kaze chuck
-pa dobro sta se udaras ako neznas

:D

:shock: ma dajjjjjjjjjj......... :shock:
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#4717 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Ide Suljo ulicom kad i ispred njega stade chuck norris i kaze
-znas li ti ko sam ja!?
-jarane tebi izgleda nije dovoljno sto si u mujinom vicu dobio po picki

:D
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#4718 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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chuck norris je broj'o do beskonacno - dvaput!
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#4719 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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chuck norris moze podici stolicu na kojoj sjedi
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#4720 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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chuck norris ne spava- on ceka
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#4721 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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Mozete li prestat? Chuck jednostavno nije smijesan, barem meni :(
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#4722 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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chuck norris ispunjava zelje zlatnoj ribici
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#4723 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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fixer wrote:Mozete li prestat? Chuck jednostavno nije smijesan, barem meni :(
čak je i svima smiješan...:D :D
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#4724 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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atko wrote:Ide Suljo ulicom kad i ispred njega stade chuck norris i kaze
-znas li ti ko sam ja!?
-jarane tebi izgleda nije dovoljno sto si u mujinom vicu dobio po picki

:D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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#4725 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010

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igrali chuck norris i superman ruke
dogovorili su se da onaj sto izgubi nosi gace preko pantalona :wink:
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