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#4176 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Ima li zeke i mede?? :-?

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#4177 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Sa_dy wrote:Pita Suljo Muju "Sta bi ti uradio da ti slome ruku na 3 mjesta?"
Mujo mu odgovara "Ne bih vise isao na ta mjesta" :)
:thumbup: :lol: :D garant ce sad ovi iza coska da me kritikuju sto se smijem :-) :D
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#4178 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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PalaSa Marsa wrote: :thumbup: :lol: :D garant ce sad ovi iza coska da me kritikuju sto se smijem :-) :D
drago mi je sto se smijes i sve to..ali sto nam nekada ne ispricas koji vic :D
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#4180 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Nesporazum... :D :roll:

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#4181 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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todd_smith wrote:
PalaSa Marsa wrote: :thumbup: :lol: :D garant ce sad ovi iza coska da me kritikuju sto se smijem :-) :D
drago mi je sto se smijes i sve to..ali sto nam nekada ne ispricas koji vic :D
Dosla baka kod doktora i zali se da je sve zivo boli.
Dobro bako, poslacu vas u banju dvije sedmice da banjate nogu u blatu.
A baka ce, pa doktore sto u blatu, sto ne u vodi?
Pa bako da se polako navikavate na zemlju. :-) :D
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#4182 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Udje plavusa u bus. Policajac ustane da ona sjedne.
Sjede i kaze, hvala vam, bas ste Menadjer! :D
A policajac ce, nema problema, hvala na Kontinentu! :D
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#4183 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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PalaSa Marsa wrote:
todd_smith wrote:
PalaSa Marsa wrote: :thumbup: :lol: :D garant ce sad ovi iza coska da me kritikuju sto se smijem :-) :D
drago mi je sto se smijes i sve to..ali sto nam nekada ne ispricas koji vic :D
Dosla baka kod doktora i zali se da je sve zivo boli.
Dobro bako, poslacu vas u banju dvije sedmice da banjate nogu u blatu.
A baka ce, pa doktore sto u blatu, sto ne u vodi?
Pa bako da se polako navikavate na zemlju. :-) :D
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: od mene vise nece biti komentara o tvom keslanju :P :D
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#4184 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Nisam pričao sa svojom ženom već 18 mjeseci!
Ne volim je prekidati...
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#4185 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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PalaSa Marsa wrote:Udje plavusa u bus. Policajac ustane da ona sjedne.
Sjede i kaze, hvala vam, bas ste Menadjer! :D
A policajac ce, nema problema, hvala na Kontinentu! :D
:lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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#4186 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Takmicili se Amerikanac, Francuz i Mujo ko ima veci polni organ.
Izvadi Amer svog, padne mjerenje, duzina pola metra.
Izvadi Francuz: metar.
Dosao red na Muju i on uze pornografski casopis, okaci na zid i ode par prostorija dalje.
Svuce pantalone, stavi ruke na bokove i rece:
- Njuši! :lol: :-)
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#4187 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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#4188 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Bila jednom jedna velika Kompanija u Zagrebu u borbi protiv alkohola..
Izdali su plakate na kojima je pisalo; Alkohol polako ubija. :D
Neko se prisjeti i dopise rukopisom, pa neka, nama se nigdje ne zuri. :-) :D
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#4189 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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U sred casa uciteljica povika Enesu. Enese molim te,
probudi tog kraj tebe sto spava.
A Enes ce jes' a sto uvjek ja da ga budim,
vi ste ga uspavali vi ga i budite. :D
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#4190 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Neko se prisjeti i dopise rukopisom, pa neka, nama se nigdje ne zuri.
Dobar. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#4191 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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:-) :lol: :thumbup: :D
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#4192 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Ovaj vic je radio 202 obradio

BO: Hello, I am Barack Obama, the president of USA.
prorok: znam, očekivao samo te.
BO: ooo, great, super! Mouzes lui mi reci da lui cu buti president za five godina?
prorok: da, bit ces.
BO. ooo, great. Da li ce buiti peace in the world?
prorok: izbit ce rat izmedju SAD i Rusije.
BO: ou, damn. Can u tell me something about that war?
prorok: vidim sankt petersburg u plamenu...
BO: oudlicno, dalje, dalje
prorok: Moskva je pusta...
BO: even better...rueci mi something o USA
prorok: vidim slavlje na ulicama New Yorka i washington-a, ljudi idu ulicama sa transparentima...
BO: rueci mi sta puise na trranparrentima, please?
prorok: eeer...a jebi ga, ne znam cirilicu!
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#4193 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Yoey :-) :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
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#4194 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Dena wrote:
joj :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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Qler
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#4195 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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moze li mi neko reci naziv originala ovog filma da ga i ja pogledam :) pregledao sam sve moguce verzije ove scene :)
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#4196 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Joey Tribbiani wrote:Ovaj vic je radio 202 obradio

BO: Hello, I am Barack Obama, the president of USA.
prorok: znam, očekivao samo te.
BO: ooo, great, super! Mouzes lui mi reci da lui cu buti president za five godina?
prorok: da, bit ces.
BO. ooo, great. Da li ce buiti peace in the world?
prorok: izbit ce rat izmedju SAD i Rusije.
BO: ou, damn. Can u tell me something about that war?
prorok: vidim sankt petersburg u plamenu...
BO: oudlicno, dalje, dalje
prorok: Moskva je pusta...
BO: even better...rueci mi something o USA
prorok: vidim slavlje na ulicama New Yorka i washington-a, ljudi idu ulicama sa transparentima...
BO: rueci mi sta puise na trranparrentima, please?
prorok: eeer...a jebi ga, ne znam cirilicu!
:lol: :lol:
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#4197 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Qler wrote:moze li mi neko reci naziv originala ovog filma da ga i ja pogledam :) pregledao sam sve moguce verzije ove scene :)
der untergang http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363163/
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Qler
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#4198 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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zahvaljujem :)
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#4199 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Dos'o upravnik zatvora i pita Crnogorca!
Zasto ti ne ustanes kad ja ulazim u celiju?
A Crnogorac ce!
Pa meni su rekli, da moram odlezat' dvije godine. :D
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#4200 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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