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hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 12:38

Mariella wrote: ↑31/01/2022 12:38
Jos u mojim godinama, ma svaki koji se ponudi ima da valja

dise?
moze. daj vamo

Mariella wrote: ↑31/01/2022 12:38

hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 12:24

on postoji.
cakstavise, voljan te udostojiti sobom. optimisticnim.
ja stvarno ne znam o cemu raspravljamo!? sto nisi na plafonu od srece?

Jos u mojim godinama, ma svaki koji se ponudi ima da valja

saint_mirad wrote: ↑31/01/2022 13:18 kad smo već kod očekivanja od suprotnog pola, evo jedan neobičan status nekog travel bloggera.

DO NOT DATE WOMEN OVER 22 YEARS OLD

don’t date them if they’re not model material
don’t date them if they weight more than 120 pounds
don’t date them if they don’t cook
don’t date them if they don’t clean
don’t date them if they don’t wear French tips
don’t date them if they have hair under shoulder length
don’t date them if they have big poosy flaps that poke out (beat up)
don’t date them if they wear fast fashion
don’t date them if they don’t have abs/thigh gap
don’t date them if they only speak 1 language
don’t date them if they’re under 5’9
don’t date them if they don’t wake you up with a coffee every morning
don’t date them if they have a “job” or a “university degree”
don’t date them if they don’t have a positive relationship with their father
don’t date them if they can’t pronounce “versace” or “Hermès”
don’t date them unless they wear dresses
don’t date them if they don’t know what agent provocateur or la perla is
don’t date them if they have to shave their legs (they should be naturally hairless or extremely fair haired)
don’t date them if they have any body hair under the eyebrows at all
don’t date them if you couldn’t OHP them
don’t date them if they dress in a vulgar manner
don’t date them if they don’t remain silent unless instructed otherwise or given permission to speak freely

raja, hajmo se skupit, pa da saint-miradu nadjemo neku zensku na noc, dvije. lik vec postaje ocajan svaki mu je post o zenama u fazonu kao kad dijete ne zovu na rodjendan, a on hoce da ga zovu, pa im placuci vice, i da me zovete ne bih dosao

ako svako od nas da cenera, cvaju mozemo mu naci nekog da mu pruzi malo topline i njeznosti barem nakratko.

ne daj se, mirade. sigurno ti je tesko, ali kad se popravis, bice bolje.

ljubicasti limun wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:18 Dacemo sve od sebe.

irac300 wrote: ↑31/01/2022 12:49

Mariella wrote: ↑31/01/2022 12:21

Ne mogu EU papiri za nista, moras se izjasniti sta nudis Osim optimizma

Potpisemo ugovor, ovjerimo kod notara da sam ti duzan toliko i toliko (ovisi koji iznos dogovorimo). Fizicke atribute ne racunam, kao i kulinarsko umijece, to dolazi u paketu.

saint_mirad wrote: ↑31/01/2022 13:18 kad smo već kod očekivanja od suprotnog pola, evo jedan neobičan status nekog travel bloggera.

DO NOT DATE WOMEN OVER 22 YEARS OLD

don’t date them if they’re not model material
don’t date them if they weight more than 120 pounds
don’t date them if they don’t cook
don’t date them if they don’t clean
don’t date them if they don’t wear French tips
don’t date them if they have hair under shoulder length
don’t date them if they have big poosy flaps that poke out (beat up)
don’t date them if they wear fast fashion
don’t date them if they don’t have abs/thigh gap
don’t date them if they only speak 1 language
don’t date them if they’re under 5’9
don’t date them if they don’t wake you up with a coffee every morning
don’t date them if they have a “job” or a “university degree”
don’t date them if they don’t have a positive relationship with their father
don’t date them if they can’t pronounce “versace” or “Hermès”
don’t date them unless they wear dresses
don’t date them if they don’t know what agent provocateur or la perla is
don’t date them if they have to shave their legs (they should be naturally hairless or extremely fair haired)
don’t date them if they have any body hair under the eyebrows at all
don’t date them if you couldn’t OHP them
don’t date them if they dress in a vulgar manner
don’t date them if they don’t remain silent unless instructed otherwise or given permission to speak freely

Nierika wrote: ↑31/01/2022 13:45 Morala sam izguglati French tips.

dale cooper wrote: ↑31/01/2022 13:52

hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 12:38

dise?
moze. daj vamo

saint_mirad wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:21

ljubicasti limun wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:18 Dacemo sve od sebe.

razumem da imaš želju da mi daš..sve od sebe.

hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:31

Nierika wrote: ↑31/01/2022 13:45 Morala sam izguglati French tips.

ja poosy flaps that poke out.
hajde priznaj u koliko se kategorija nalazis

btw. ne zadovoljavam 5 kriterija

ljubicasti limun wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:35

saint_mirad wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:21

razumem da imaš želju da mi daš..sve od sebe.

Dusa. Znam da zudis za zenskim dodirom i toplinom, ali ne smijes projicirati tu svoju zelju na zene opcenito. To nije zdravo. Naci ce se nacin da ti se pomogne, i radi tebe i radi okoline u kojoj zivis, posebno radi zena jer bih ih ovako mogao dovesti u opasnost.

Sretno i sve najbolje. A kad raja ovdje skupi sta para, vidjecemo da te neko utjesi. Pa da malo ta gorcina i mizoginija splasne. (pun intended).

hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:31

Nierika wrote: ↑31/01/2022 13:45 Morala sam izguglati French tips.

ja poosy flaps that poke out.
hajde priznaj u koliko se kategorija nalazis

btw. ne zadovoljavam 5 kriterija

Nierika wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:46

hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:31

ja poosy flaps that poke out.
hajde priznaj u koliko se kategorija nalazis

btw. ne zadovoljavam 5 kriterija

Sad guglam, ja sam mislila da su to one papuče čupave, ako nisu, ne znam šta je. Ako jesu, imala sam par.

Doduše i za OHP nisam sigurna:
https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/OHP

OHP One Hundred Percent
Open Humanities Press
Ocean Hemispheres Project
Ore Handling Plant (mining)
itd

saint_mirad wrote: ↑31/01/2022 13:18 kad smo već kod očekivanja od suprotnog pola, evo jedan neobičan status nekog travel bloggera.

DO NOT DATE WOMEN OVER 22 YEARS OLD

don’t date them if they’re not model material
don’t date them if they weight more than 120 pounds
don’t date them if they don’t cook
don’t date them if they don’t clean
don’t date them if they don’t wear French tips
don’t date them if they have hair under shoulder length
don’t date them if they have big poosy flaps that poke out (beat up)
don’t date them if they wear fast fashion
don’t date them if they don’t have abs/thigh gap
don’t date them if they only speak 1 language
don’t date them if they’re under 5’9
don’t date them if they don’t wake you up with a coffee every morning
don’t date them if they have a “job” or a “university degree”
don’t date them if they don’t have a positive relationship with their father
don’t date them if they can’t pronounce “versace” or “Hermès”
don’t date them unless they wear dresses
don’t date them if they don’t know what agent provocateur or la perla is
don’t date them if they have to shave their legs (they should be naturally hairless or extremely fair haired)
don’t date them if they have any body hair under the eyebrows at all
don’t date them if you couldn’t OHP them
don’t date them if they dress in a vulgar manner
don’t date them if they don’t remain silent unless instructed otherwise or given permission to speak freely

saint_mirad wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:44

hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:31

ja poosy flaps that poke out.
hajde priznaj u koliko se kategorija nalazis

btw. ne zadovoljavam 5 kriterija

jel to ne nosiš haljine, allaha ti?

hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:31

Nierika wrote: ↑31/01/2022 13:45 Morala sam izguglati French tips.

ja poosy flaps that poke out.
hajde priznaj u koliko se kategorija nalazis

btw. ne zadovoljavam 5 kriterija

Nierika wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:46

hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:31

ja poosy flaps that poke out.
hajde priznaj u koliko se kategorija nalazis

btw. ne zadovoljavam 5 kriterija

Sad guglam, ja sam mislila da su to one papuče čupave, ako nisu, ne znam šta je. Ako jesu, imala sam par.

Doduše i za OHP nisam sigurna:
https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/OHP

OHP One Hundred Percent
Open Humanities Press
Ocean Hemispheres Project
Ore Handling Plant (mining)
itd

FunkyzeitGames wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:49
Ovo djeluje kao parodija na viralna checklist preseravanja twiterašica i instagramuša.

Mariella wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:52

FunkyzeitGames wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:49
Ovo djeluje kao parodija na viralna checklist preseravanja twiterašica i instagramuša.

Ono tipa, da me ne tuce, da je prosjecno inteligentan, da nije celav, da je visi od mene

hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:48

Nierika wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:46

Sad guglam, ja sam mislila da su to one papuče čupave, ako nisu, ne znam šta je. Ako jesu, imala sam par.

Doduše i za OHP nisam sigurna:
https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/OHP

OHP One Hundred Percent
Open Humanities Press
Ocean Hemispheres Project
Ore Handling Plant (mining)
itd

overhead press?

Mariella wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:52

FunkyzeitGames wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:49
Ovo djeluje kao parodija na viralna checklist preseravanja twiterašica i instagramuša.

Ono tipa, da me ne tuce, da je prosjecno inteligentan, da nije celav, da je visi od mene

hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:49

saint_mirad wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:44
jel to ne nosiš haljine, allaha ti?

ne krace od 4 prsta iznad koljena

hadzinicasa wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:55

Mariella wrote: ↑31/01/2022 14:52

Ono tipa, da me ne tuce, da je prosjecno inteligentan, da nije celav, da je visi od mene

i feel u