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shambho
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#3651 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Sudija pita optuzenog Zemunca:
- Ako ste vec ukrali zlatan nakit, zasto ste ostavili pet hiljada evra koje su bile u drugoj fioci?
- Ajde nemojte sad i vi...Dosta mi je sto me ceo Zemun zajebava!

:lol:

Joj dobri su ovi Zemunci pravo.. :mrgreen:
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pupa hava
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#3652 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Dobro raspolozen sef (mozda je Zemunac :mrgreen: ) zove cijelu firmu da im prica najnovije viceve.

Svi se smiju njegovim salama osim jedne djevojke.

"U cemu je problem?" – pita je šef. "Sta se desilo sa tvojim smislom za humor?"'

"Za razliku od ostalih, nema potrebe da se smijem." – odgovara djevojka.

"Danas mi je zadnji radni dan u ovoj firmi."

:D
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#3653 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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atko wrote:Kako zemunac sestri cestitta diplomu
-brate sestro cale si keve mi
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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#3654 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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sirocco wrote:kako zemunac izjavljuje saucesce:
znaci , tuga brate !!

ili

zasu brate , zasu!!
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#3655 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Pitali hodzu: "Efendija,sta je to demokratija ?"

Efendija odgovara: "To vam je kao kad se ja popnem

na minaret i odozgo vas imam pravo popisati,

a istovremeno imate i vi pravo da popisate mene!"
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#3656 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Prodajem golfa keca, 82 godište.
Boja truhla višnja - više truhla nego višnja
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statix
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#3657 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Ne znam je li ovaj bio:

Sretnu se dvije mostarke, jedna će:

Ej booona šta ima? Znas koga sam vidjela jučer?

druge će:

Lažeeeš!!!
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#3658 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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evo jedan za ove ozenjene

Koja je razlika izmedju vile i vjestice?
5 godina braka... :dance: 8-)
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#3659 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Piša Crnogorac, ruke mu na leđima, gleda u nebo.
Prolazi komšo kraj njega i kaže: Šta to radiš!
Pišonja odgovara: Ko me 1 izda nit ga gledam nit mu ruku pružam. :lol:
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#3660 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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shambho wrote:Dolazi Beograđanin kod Zemunca i Zemunac ga pita:
-'Oces da popijes nesto?
-Ma jok. - odgovara Beograđanin.
-Ocessssss kafu i keks?
-Ma neću da te mučim neću ništa..
-Koga bre ti da mučiš?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


..Meni je "sestro brate cale si keve mi" najjaci.. :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
:thumbup: :lol: :lol:
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#3661 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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atko wrote:KAko se zemunac javlja na tel
-znaci molim

Kako zemunac sestri cestitta diplomu
-brate sestro cale si keve mi
Image :thumbup: Image
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statix
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#3662 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Jedan beogradski

Trči zeko kroz šumu, sretne dabra i kaže:

-Beži dabre idu kobre!
-Ko bre?!
-Da,bre!!!
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#3663 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Image

:-) :-)

p.s. od sad, pa na dalje i u buduce, neka niko ne pljuje po golfovima :lol:
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#3664 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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_tulumba_ wrote:Image

:-) :-)

p.s. od sad, pa na dalje i u buduce, neka niko ne pljuje po golfovima :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Jel' zivo ovo tele? :shock:
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#3665 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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ne vjerujem svojim ocima :shock:
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#3666 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Mozda je neka fotomontaza. :zoka:
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#3667 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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nije vic, ali moze proci

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDPsSJOGlF0
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#3668 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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statix wrote:nije vic, ali moze proci

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDPsSJOGlF0
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :-)
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#3669 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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:D :lol: auuu blamaGe :lol:
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#3670 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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PalaSa Marsa wrote:
statix wrote:nije vic, ali moze proci

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDPsSJOGlF0
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :-)
:lol: :lol:
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#3671 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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:D :-)




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#3672 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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joj zemunci su najjace keve mi :P :lol:
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#3673 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Kako je umro Kapetan Kuka?



- Obris'o dupe pogresnom rukom...
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#3674 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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#3675 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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nije vic, ali moze proci
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDPsSJOGlF0

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