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#2676 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Chuck Norris moze sve, cak i ujediniti bosanskohercegovacke narode :D :D :D
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#2677 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Chuck Norris moze kupiti cugu u BBI-u. :skoljka:
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#2678 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Chuck Norris reko Miloradu Dodiku: Jebe mi se :D
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#2679 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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sheilak wrote:
Chmoljo wrote:chuck norris što posere to ni Miljacka ne može odnijeti :mrgreen:
To može svako :D
jel' se to hvališ? :lol: :lol:
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#2680 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Chmoljo wrote:
sheilak wrote:
Chmoljo wrote:chuck norris što posere to ni Miljacka ne može odnijeti :mrgreen:
To može svako :D
jel' se to hvališ? :lol: :lol:
:lol: hahhahhaha pa, nema se tu baš šta hvalit'
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#2681 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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chuck norris je najjaci!! jaci i od supermana i spidermana!! :D
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#2682 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Chuck Norris nije upoznao moju punicu...a tu bi vidio da i nije tako zajeban :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#2683 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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gazda vazda wrote:Chuck Norris nije upoznao moju punicu...a tu bi vidio da i nije tako zajeban :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Moja punica je gora od tvoje punice i Chuck Norris-a zajedno. :D
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#2684 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Svakom je njegova punica najgora. :D
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#2685 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Onaj ko se zadnji smije, najsladje se smije. Onaj ko se smije Norrisu...umre.
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#2686 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Chuck Norris je poslao zoomketa u banovice. Dvaput.
:D
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#2687 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#2688 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Gorštak wrote:Chuck Norris je poslao zoomketa u banovice. Dvaput.
:D
:thumbup: :) :-) :) :-) :) :-)
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#2689 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Chuck Norris je vozio BMX-a bez nogu.

Mustafa Cerić se prilagođava Chucku Norrisu.

I naravno, Chuck Norris je pregledao Šezdeset minuta za sat i po. (Ona specijalna emisija od dva sata.)
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#2690 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Gorštak wrote:Chuck Norris je poslao zoomketa u banovice. Dvaput.
:D

:D
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#2691 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Vitamin C wrote: Mustafa Cerić se prilagođava Chucku Norrisu.
Nije to korektna verzija

Mustafa Cerić se prilagođava BA Chucku Norrisu. :D
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#2692 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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chuck norris je vratio mIRCerku na sa-x :D
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#2693 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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atko wrote:
Vitamin C wrote: Mustafa Cerić se prilagođava Chucku Norrisu.
Nije to korektna verzija

Mustafa Cerić se prilagođava BA Chucku Norrisu. :D

Aha :lol:
Trče svako jutro zajedno od darive do dvora. :D
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#2694 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Chuck Norris ima vrbu na kojoj radja grozdje
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#2695 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Chuck Norris se rodio u mjesecu Limburgu
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#2696 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Citam ovo sad o C. Norrisu, i sjetim se kad su bili protesti kod nas u Ze, nije bilo ono grijanja 10-tak dana, jedan momak napisao transparent: "Moze li nam Chuck Norris pomoci"? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I grijanje je uzbrzo dosloo.... :-)
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#2697 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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_tulumba_ wrote:Citam ovo sad o C. Norrisu, i sjetim se kad su bili protesti kod nas u Ze, nije bilo ono grijanja 10-tak dana, jedan momak napisao transparent: "Moze li nam Chuck Norris pomoci"? :lol: :lol: :lol:

I grijanje je uzbrzo dosloo.... :-)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Kralju
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#2698 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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Što su dosadni ovi sa Norrisom :roll:

Mujo i Fata :-D
- Fato, daj mi one golf čarape.
- Koje Mujo?
- One s devet rupa.

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Povrijedio Crnogorac nogu i otišao kod doktora. Ovaj gleda, gleda, pa kaže:
- Ne vrijedi, polomljena je. Moram da Vam stavim gips...
- E čuj ga! Mermer mećaj, avetinjo!

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Sjeo Crnogorac sa djevojkom u kafanu i pita je šta pije.
- Koka-kolu - odgovori ona.
- A đe ti je?
:D

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Razgovarjau dvojica zaboravnih prijatelja.
- Konačno sam pronašao dobar lijek protiv senilnosti...
- Stvarno pomaže?
- Nevjerovatno,čim nešto zaboravim - uzmem ga i pomaže!
- Sjajno, pa kako se zove?
- Šta?
- Pa onaj lijek?
- Koji lijek?
- Protiv zaborava.
- Aha! Deder mi reci naziv nekog cvijeta da se podsjetim.
- Kamilica?
- Ne to, nešto drugo.
- Ruzmarin?
- Ma nije, ali je blizu!
- Ruža?
- E, to! Ružo dušo, kako se zove onaj moj lijek protiv zaborava?

:D :D :D

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Kako je plavuša nabavila dvd player?
Prodala TV! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Evo jedno nagradno pitanje :D Ko odgovori dobija odijelo :D :D :D

- Kako se zove najpoznatiji japanski modni kreator?

:D :D :D
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#2699 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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link wrote:SAŠIMI SAKO :D
Image


Nadam se da odgovara :)
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#2700 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009

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link wrote:Kao saliveno. Kad je primopredaja :)
Sad ću ga na upload pa ti pošaljem :-D

Odgovaral' u .ZIP-u? :D :D :D
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