Zlatan Facts
1 - When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
4 - When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
Manchester United - The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
Chelsea - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early
16 - It's not Zlatan that doesn't deserve to win the Golden Ball. It's the Golden Ball that doesn't deserve to win Zlatan.
17- One day Zlatan taught a child to run. Nowadays this child is called Usain Bolt.
18- Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird.
19- Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
20- Some people wear Superman pyjamas.
Superman wears a Zlatan pyjama.
21- Zlatan does not get wet, it is water that Zlatans.
22 - Zlatan makes onions cry.
23- When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request from Zlatan.
24- Zlatan doesn’t scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
25- Zlatan beat Mona Lisa in a staring
competition.
26- Zlatan gmail account is
[email protected]
