Barça-Madrid (Los Clásicos)

[fixer]

Jeeeseeen je plakala stobooooom , jesen dvije hiljade i nekeeeeee

Kako te samo nije stid pjevati kad je nas junak onako mucki unesrecen? Ambasada Brazila je uputila prosvjednu notu zbog onakvog nasrtaja Pepe-a. Kazu da djeca u Brazilu placu po skolama. Vlada kolektivna izbezumljenost.

[sistematski pregled]

Djevojčice još plaču!?! E pišulje madridske, obrišite suze. Vi ste najveći klub na svijetu, ima još 90 minuta da se igra!

HALA MADRID! Samo od sinoć usrana hala.

[Jack Be Nimble]

José Mourinho needs a new trick: machismo cannot hide timid tactics

Shorn of his aura as the ultimate managerial field marshal, José Mourinho makes as many poor decisions as he does enemies


José Mourinho has exhausted his repertoire of indignation and needs to smarten up his tactical decision-making.

Don King, the most machiavellian of all boxing promoters, had a business motto: "Create confusion." The simple trick of starting a commotion in one corner while manipulating events in another would be familiar to José Mourinho, who delivered an impassioned conspiracy theory in Madrid on Wednesday night in part to distract attention from the sterility of his own tactics against Barcelona.

Mourinho's assertion that Real's enemy are the puppet masters of Uefa's match officiating system is unlikely to be dismissed as mere paranoia in the stands of Stamford Bridge, where Barcelona advanced past Chelsea in a Champions League semi-final that remains memorable for a disastrous performance with cards and whistle by Tom Henning Ovrebo, the Norwegian referee. Up on his self-made cross after Lionel Messi had coasted to 52 goals for the season, Mourinho exhausted the gamut of rhetorical devices to convey sincere indignation and hide his own failure in the face of Barcelona's superiority.

Barring a seismic upset at the Camp Nou on Tuesday, Mourinho has reached a dead end in his first year as Real Madrid coach. To expect him to overturn Barça's dominance in his first 12 months was always optimistic. But anyone who witnessed the melee at half-time, Mourinho's ejection to the stands and the sheer histrionic mayhem of the Real-Barça first leg will have worked out by now that this epic rivalry is not characterised by patience and cool calculation.

At this point on his grand tour of Europe (Portugal, England, Italy and now Spain), Mourinho has landed himself with an image problem. Up in the presidential chambers of the Bernabéu there will be new grumbling about Real's deviation from the stylistic norm. How, the plutocrats will ask, did their disputatious coach expect to knock Barcelona out with 28% possession, in his own stadium – and by leaving Kaká, Karim Benzema and Gonzalo Higuaín on the bench for the full 90 minutes?

Plainly, Pepe's dismissal around the hour mark wrecked Mourinho's plot to blitz Barcelona in the final 20 minutes. But the clan will still ask why he stationed seven defensive players behind three ineffective counterattackers in the first half and posted a dire 29% possession rate up to the interval.

To liven up his team, Mourinho sent on the target man, Emmanuel Adebayor, for the second half, rather than the speedier Benzema or the more cunning Higuaín. In other words, the coach displayed a timid mindset not from the moment of Pepe's dismissal but from the first whistle: a reflection of his belief that the only way to defeat Pep Guardiola's ball-hoggers was to block them off and hope to get lucky on the break.

This worked for Mourinho's Internazionale because their counterattacking was determined and lethal. Real's breakout strategy never got off the ground because Mesut Ozil was innocuous and Cristiano Ronaldo failed to scatter Barça's makeshift defence, in which Javier Mascherano, press-ganged into service at centre-back, presented an obvious weak spot that Ronaldo neglected to exploit.

After the 1-1 draw in La Liga and Real's Copa del Rey win, Mourinho must have felt certain calculated negation and physicality would work again, especially with spirits high from the weekend's 6-3 demolition of Valencia. His refereeing tirade omitted Pepe's stupidity in exposing himself to the risk of dismissal by going in high and late on Dani Alves, a prominent member of the Barcelona amateur dramatics society, of which Sergio Busquets is the president.

So now Mourinho, who once praised Italy as "the home of tactics", has ransacked his own repertoire of opponent-stopping strategies, from pressing higher up the pitch to mass defending and roughhouse tackling, which Barcelona simply nullify with face-clutching theatricality, itself a useful method of loading stress on to the referee. What's left to Mourinho, as he directs the next tear-up from his exile in the stands?

"It's clear that against Barcelona you have no chance," he said, playing the plucky little man, at the world's highest-earning club. "Sometimes I am disgusted to live in this world," he said, sounding like Shostakovich trying to write symphonies in Stalin's Russia. Political self-pity will not wash for long in Madrid, where the Spanish Cup is likely to be this season's only catch. Now, they will demand a more dynamic plan. Dropping Ozil would be a start, with Kaká and Benzema or Higuaín rushed up the line to improve the goal threat.

Not since Roman Abramovich fired him has Mourinho seemed less in charge of his klix. Barcelona are immovable and overwhelming. There will be days throughout his melodramatic career when organisation is crushed by boldness and his whole modus operandi seems tentative and needlessly self-limiting.

Wednesday was one of those nights. Shorn of his aura as the ultimate managerial field marshal, deep panic overtakes him. He responds to any threat to his reputation by demonising those he believes are arrayed against him.

His undoubted intelligence fails him when he declines to see that he is generating antipathy that can only count against him in battles further down the road. Rafa Benítez, Arsène Wenger, Carlo Ancelotti and now Guardiola are among those who bear scars from the Mourinho claws and he will never shed the "enemy of football" label nailed to him by Uefa's head of refereeing after an earlier Barcelona-based outburst.

In this cycle, at least, bohemian Barcelona have survived the assaults of righteous Real. Mourinho will probably get a second go, next season, but he will need a new trick, a fresh formula, beyond transparent mischief-making, and machismo on the pitch. "The only force that is more powerful than steam, electricity and atomic energy is the human will," he declared on Tuesday, quoting Einstein. A day later he was a scientist lost in a world of art

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[Johnny_x]

Hocemo da Alves dobije Oskara za najbolju musku igu u filmu El clasico.

[skafiskafsnjak]

Oj kako ste dosadni i jadni. Zalite se na sve zivo . Kada je Real dobio u kupu, kada su lomili sve redom, okej je sudija bio jer je pustao da se igra .... Oooooojjj ....
Pomirite se , Real izgubio od najboljeg tima svih vremena !
Cao sMorinjo, Cao Realovci ....

[steeL']

Oj kako ste dosadni i jadni. Zalite se na sve zivo . Kada je Real dobio u kupu, kada su lomili sve redom, okej je sudija bio jer je pustao da se igra .... Oooooojjj ....
Pomirite se , Real izgubio od najboljeg tima svih vremena !
Cao sMorinjo, Cao Realovci ....

Izvini buraz, nisam te prepoznao hahahhahaha, ev da te usmjerim na pravi put, ako imas jos koji VAKI smjesan vic postavi ga na vicevi.net ha ya i mani se corava posla

all kad malo bolje razmislim, paa fkt jee najj bolja u svjetu, al naravno, po glumi

[fixer]

Oj kako ste dosadni i jadni. Zalite se na sve zivo . Kada je Real dobio u kupu, kada su lomili sve redom, okej je sudija bio jer je pustao da se igra .... Oooooojjj ....
Pomirite se , Real izgubio od najboljeg tima svih vremena !
Cao sMorinjo, Cao Realovci ....

Nemamo sta da pricamo. Jbg, u iscekivanju smo vijesti o povredi Dania. Znas li nesto?

[skafiskafsnjak]

Oj kako ste dosadni i jadni. Zalite se na sve zivo . Kada je Real dobio u kupu, kada su lomili sve redom, okej je sudija bio jer je pustao da se igra .... Oooooojjj ....
Pomirite se , Real izgubio od najboljeg tima svih vremena !
Cao sMorinjo, Cao Realovci ....

Nemamo sta da pricamo. Jbg, u iscekivanju smo vijesti o povredi Dania. Znas li nesto?

Vrlo je realno ocekivati da ce zaigrati u revansu ....
Sto se Pepea tice... 70% su sanse da ce igrati ... a 100% da nisu

[Johnny_x]

Oj kako ste dosadni i jadni. Zalite se na sve zivo . Kada je Real dobio u kupu, kada su lomili sve redom, okej je sudija bio jer je pustao da se igra .... Oooooojjj ....
Pomirite se , Real izgubio od najboljeg tima svih vremena !
Cao sMorinjo, Cao Realovci ....

Jos pure njima treba

[Charuga]

Arsene Wenger za Daily Telegraph: "Mourinho nije u pravu, Barça je najbolja ekipa na svijetu."

Katalonski komentator. Kakva budala ..

[skafiskafsnjak]

Oj kako ste dosadni i jadni. Zalite se na sve zivo . Kada je Real dobio u kupu, kada su lomili sve redom, okej je sudija bio jer je pustao da se igra .... Oooooojjj ....
Pomirite se , Real izgubio od najboljeg tima svih vremena !
Cao sMorinjo, Cao Realovci ....

Jos pure njima treba

ma dobro, vi forumasi najbolje to znate... Kakvi strucnjaci i ljudi koji se nogometom bave po 50godina ... Nemaju oni pojma . Treba vas intelektualce na sa-x forumu pitati ...

[lester burnham]

Hocemo da Alves dobije Oskara za najbolju musku igu u filmu El clasico.

and the oscar goes to ...

[sistematski pregled]

Prvi gol Barcelone je neregularan! Ibro je povikao "k nozi" i cuko Marcelo ga je na trenutak poslušao , to se fino vidi na snimku! Još jedan nesportski potez Barcinih igrača.

[skafiskafsnjak]

Hocemo da Alves dobije Oskara za najbolju musku igu u filmu El clasico.

and the oscar goes to ...

Jel to vama krivo sto je on uzeo oskara.... Naravno, dugogodisnji pobjednik je bio Cristina Ronaldo .

[fixer]

Vrlo je realno ocekivati da ce zaigrati u revansu ....
Sto se Pepea tice... 70% su sanse da ce igrati ... a 100% da nisu

Fkt? Pa Dani je genijalan. Nakon onakvog starta, taj veliki borac i najprije covjek, se vraca? Ima pravde. Ta ljudska gromada i uzor miliona mladih je zasluzio ovaj brzi oporavak. Nadam se da ce ova vijest vratiti osmijeh milionima ljudi koji su nestrpljivo iscekivali dijagnozu te plemenite, skromne, asketske duse.

[lester burnham]

Jel to vama krivo sto je on uzeo oskara.... Naravno, dugogodisnji pobjednik je bio Cristina Ronaldo .

to da, ovaj je za ovu godinu...

[pikoi]

Oj kako ste dosadni i jadni. Zalite se na sve zivo . Kada je Real dobio u kupu, kada su lomili sve redom, okej je sudija bio jer je pustao da se igra .... Oooooojjj ....
Pomirite se , Real izgubio od najboljeg tima svih vremena !
Cao sMorinjo, Cao Realovci ....

Nemamo sta da pricamo. Jbg, u iscekivanju smo vijesti o povredi Dania. Znas li nesto?

Evo imam ja friske vijesti jer vidim niste obavijesteni:

Jose Mourinho katastrofalno izgubio na svom terenu
http://www.goal.com/en/news/1717/editor ... ways-been-




(Slika od prosle godine, nije prvi ni zadnji put da ce prgavci biti izbaceni sa sopstvenog terena).

[fixer]

Jel to vama krivo sto je on uzeo oskara.... Naravno, dugogodisnji pobjednik je bio Cristina Ronaldo .

to da, ovaj je za ovu godinu...

Ma ni Ronaldo nije mogao napraviti onu piruetu

[5 0 5]

Jel to vama krivo sto je on uzeo oskara.... Naravno, dugogodisnji pobjednik je bio Cristina Ronaldo .

To je istina. Ali sinoc mi ju je bilo zao. Jadnica, nije ni dobila priliku da je neko faulira. Osim sto je pokusala prepasti Valdesa mahanjem a morala je kasnije i u ševu.

[skafiskafsnjak]

Kako vas je lijepo gledati kada placete i krivite sudije .... ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahha
OMG !!!! Nemojte biti tuzni, Kup je osvojen

[Johnny_x]

Oj kako ste dosadni i jadni. Zalite se na sve zivo . Kada je Real dobio u kupu, kada su lomili sve redom, okej je sudija bio jer je pustao da se igra .... Oooooojjj ....
Pomirite se , Real izgubio od najboljeg tima svih vremena !
Cao sMorinjo, Cao Realovci ....

Jos pure njima treba

ma dobro, vi forumasi najbolje to znate... Kakvi strucnjaci i ljudi koji se nogometom bave po 50godina ... Nemaju oni pojma . Treba vas intelektualce na sa-x forumu pitati ...

Obrati paznju na sljedece timove
Nottingham Forest 1979, 1980
Benfica 1961, 1962, izgubili u finalu 1963
Inter 1964, 1965
Ajax 1971, 1972, 1973, izgubili ufinalu 1969
Bajern Minhen 1974, 1975, 1976
Liverpool 1977, 1978, 1981
Milan 1989, 1990, 1994. izgubili u finalu 1993, 1995
Real Madrid 1956, 1957, 1958, 1959, 1960. izgubili u finalu 1962
Ovi timovi imaju jos titula ovo su samo neke od njih(uzastopne)
Barcelona 1992, 2006, 2009 izgubili u finalu 1961, 1986, 1994

[ratata]

Ljudi

Šta Barca nije pogodila dok je Real imao 11 igrača?










Odgovor: Nije mogla.

Pa vi pričajte kako je Mou ofulo taktiku. Barcina kreativna igra bila je onemogućena do isključenja.



P.S. Ako Mancho u finalu popuši crveni, nikad više neću pogledat utakmicu.

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Stidi se Guardiola, prvu Ligu prvaka osvojio si preko leđa Čelzija uz pomoć Ovreba, evo sad ćeš preko leđa Real Madrida i Štarka

[UnitedForce]

sve novopeceni navijaci barselone do jucer navijali za inter,celzi fuj

[skafiskafsnjak]

sve novopeceni navijaci barselone do jucer navijali za inter,celzi fuj

Ja za United navijam, a gotivim Barsu

[LSD]

Pricalo se prošle godine nakon ispadanja u polufinalu kako je Barca loša u porazu, ali šta reci onda za Real i izjave njegovog trenera i igraca...pa to su ocajni luzeri koji nemaju ni trunke poštovanja...cast jedino odajem Casillasu, koji je veliki i igrac i gospodin...naravno lajavi Mourinho je prednjacio i pokazao kakav je loš gubitnik sa svojim izjavama nakon utakmice.
Ovdje su Lester i još neki prije utakmice, velicali lajavca kako je psihicki razvalio Guardiolu, da je vec dobio mec i slicne gluposti....a poslije tekme ,smo mogli vidjeti samo lajavi jezik lošeg luzera...ni trunke dostojanstva od samoproglašenog Special One vec samo režanje na Barcu, na sudije, na UEFU bla bla bla...napravio je scenu i predstavu kao što inace zna raditi, ali ovaj put je on ispao jadan i komican u svemu tome.