Zene nakon 25

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#2551 Re: Zene nakon 25

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odoh se raspadati na nekoj drugoj temi
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#2552 Re: Zene nakon 25

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Bloo wrote:odoh se raspadati na nekoj drugoj temi
eto i mene, povescu macku 8-) :mrgreen:
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#2553 Re: Zene nakon 25

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sha_ba wrote:
Bloo wrote:odoh se raspadati na nekoj drugoj temi
eto i mene, povescu macku 8-) :mrgreen:
taman da se druži sa mojim Strašimirom
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#2554 Re: Zene nakon 25

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sha_ba wrote:
Bloo wrote:odoh se raspadati na nekoj drugoj temi
eto i mene, povescu macku 8-) :mrgreen:
Da niste odbili onog momka kad ste imali 24 jer je imao male prstice sve bi drugacije bilo. :lol:
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#2555 Re: Zene nakon 25

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Gabrielo wrote:
sha_ba wrote:
Bloo wrote:odoh se raspadati na nekoj drugoj temi
eto i mene, povescu macku 8-) :mrgreen:
Da niste odbili onog momka kad ste imali 24 jer je imao male prstice sve bi drugacije bilo. :lol:
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#2556 Re: Zene nakon 25

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malo i deminutiv, ne ide :oops:
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#2557 Re: Zene nakon 25

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sha_ba wrote:
Bloo wrote:odoh se raspadati na nekoj drugoj temi
eto i mene, povescu macku 8-) :mrgreen:

-Povedi i Gabrijela ako nista nek na macku pripazi :lol:
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#2558 Re: Zene nakon 25

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Bloody wrote:
sha_ba wrote:
Bloo wrote:odoh se raspadati na nekoj drugoj temi
eto i mene, povescu macku 8-) :mrgreen:

-Povedi i Gabrijela ako nista nek na macku pripazi :lol:
jes, pa da je izdepilira :mrgreen:
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#2559 Re: Zene nakon 25

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How to pick the right wife:

1) She should be young.

The woman should 30 years of age MAXIMUM. 25 is even better and 20 is the best age.

A klix body does not age well. You want the most amount of years with your wife having a tight, young, firm body. After 30 it goes downhill fast. At around the age of 31 a woman’s beauty really declines fast.

It’s a trade off, she gives you her good years and you put up with her in her bad years. Never take a woman already in her bad years.

Women do not age well. “Cougars”, older women that younger men find irresistable, are an invention of the movies. Single women over the age of 30 have wasted all their pretty years have a lot of random sex and now they want to find a sucker who will take care of them without having to give him any of her good years. Don’t be that sucker.

A young body is especially important for bearing children. Old women cannot have and don’t have healthy children. At 30 years of age a woman is already 15 years past her child-bearing prime.

But I like talking to smart women. 20 year olds are stupid.

Her IQ won’t grow much with age. A dumb 20 year old is a dumb 30 year old. The difference is that the 30 year old dumb woman is a lot more bitter and has a whole lot less to offer.

2) She has to come from an intact family with original mother and father.

No step-mommies and step-daddies. Children from single mommy homes cannot be healthy. A mother simply cannot raise healthy children alone or with step-daddies. You want an emotionally healthy wife. Women who grew up with divorce have too much baggage, use sluttery as a way to get attention from daddy, and will not know how to act in a proper family setting.

3) She cannot believe in divorce or even imagine getting a divorce.

If she mentions the word ‘divorce’, what to do in case of divorce, praises a friend who got a divorce, or says divorce is an option then she is not a keeper. Throw her back in the water and go fishing some more.

To make a marriage work, both the man and wife must think of divorce as no option at all.

4) She must have the natural body type you prefer.

Every woman will gain a few pounds when they settle with a man. It’s unavoidable. What is unacceptable is a woman blowing up to whale proportions. If a woman was once very fat, lost the weight on crash diets and ultra-gym sessions, that weight will ALL come back plus more when she gets married.

If she has to constantly diet and go to the gym she is about to blow up like a balloon when the ring is on her finger and the vows are spoken.

You must pick the natural body type you like. That means she must have the same body type her whole life, never yo-yo’ing up or down in weight.

She should have a pretty face. When her body goes the only thing that will be left is her face and you will have to see it every single day.

5) She must be image conscious.

A woman who gets pig-fat after marriage is a disgrace to herself and her family. She must be aware of her image and keep her body trim for you. Women will always gain a few pounds after marriage, but there is a difference between a few pounds and one hundred pounds. Take a look at all the women in her family, if they are all pig-fat it’s a good idea to walk away as fast as you can. You will have to see your wife daily, you don’t want to be thinking about skinning some bacon off of her back to cook breakfast.

6) She must be family oriented and not career oriented.

This is going to be the mother of your children and the keeper of your house. An Ass-kicker doesn’t need two incomes, he can provide, what he needs is a keeper of home and heart.

Two income households leave the raising of their children to expensive day cares and schools, and then mommy goes to work so they can afford to pay for day care and babysitters.

I don’t want children.

Don’t get married. The only reason to get married is to have a family.

But I want a career woman.

Doesn’t matter, even if she is a career woman when you meet she will not be when she is older. No woman wants to work but it takes some of them a long time to figure that out. They waste all their youth playing/working their career and then realize what a huge mistake they made and leave their jobs to take care of their (quite possibly retarded – that’s what happens when old ladies have babies) child. How many 45 year old married female lawyers or other professionals do you know?

The women who work in middle age do so because they have no choice and they whine about it every day of their life. They would give anything to leave their jobs and take care of their family instead.

No woman truly wants to work. Work is a mans world and always will be. A woman’s work should be in the home taking care of the home and children.

7) She must be a “good” girl.

She cannot be a drinker or a smoker or have any tattoos. She cannot have a party girl past, a sordid past, and she cannot have gone out more than a couple times drinking. You cannot turn a whore into a housewife. The more sexual partners she has had the more likely the marriage will end in divorce.

Are you saying all party klix, smokers and drinkers are sluts?

Yes.

The fewer sexual partners your wife has had, the better. The ideal wife should be a virgin. Remember: The more sexual partners she has had the more likely you are to be divorced in about 6 years and lose most of your money, possessions, and your children.

If you think she needs help or that you are helping her and she is changing then you are being foolish and you are being played. It’s going to end badly for you when you get hitched to a woman like this.

Always pick a good girl. That means a virgin (or close), family oriented, pleasant, eager to help, a smiler, and patient.

8) She must have no problem signing a pre-nuptial agreement.

A Pre-nup probably won’t save you much money, if any, in the case of divorce but her signing a pre-nup does one very important thing for you: it shows you she is serious about making the marriage work.

9) She should change herself for you.

When a woman is in love she will change herself to please and conform with you. Her new favorite food will become steak and eggs, she will enjoy watching all six Rocky movies with you, and she will do things to please you she has never done or liked before.

I don’t want a woman who flip-flops!

A woman who doesn’t flip-flop is a woman who does not respect you.

Women are not men and should not be held to the standards of men. A man who changes his views on the whims of a woman is a sissy. A woman who changes her views on the whims of a man is a woman who is in love. She should not be degraded for that because that’s what ‘keepers’ do.

10) She must look up to you and respect you.

Women marry up and men marry down, since the dawn of marriage. If she looks down on you she will leave with your money and your children. You’ve got to be a man that she can look up to, admire, love and respect – always.

11) She should not have any children from a previous affair.

In the animal kingdom when a Lion takes over a pride he kills the cubs of other Lions.

Raising someone else’s child is cuckoldry with your full knowledge and consent.

If you raise someone else’s child you will be taking care of another mans seedling and there will always be another man in the picture.

Be selfish and keep your wife and children to yourself. They should be yours and only yours. Don’t settle for another mans leavings and sloppy seconds.

Here is what women with children do: They have unprotected sex with a stud, get knocked up, and look for a sucker to raise the bastard.

or..

She has already been married, had children, and then divorced the father and left.

In each case the woman is unfit for marriage.

12) She should be a smiler.

She should smile when she sees you. Her eyes should light up. She should be excited each time she sees you and reward you with her beautiful smile.

A big, bright shining smile from a pretty girl is worth more than any university degree she has, worth more than any job she has, worth more than any other baloney modern women wrongly believe makes them attractive to men.

You want a happy woman. You don’t want a frowning, nagging, pessimistic bride.

Always pick a smiling, warm, happy-go-lucky woman to share your life with.
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#2560 Re: Zene nakon 25

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Mene je samo zanimalo ko je postavio ovo veledjelo. Gabrielo :-) :run:
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#2561 Re: Zene nakon 25

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Secer_033 wrote:Mene je samo zanimalo ko je postavio ovo veledjelo. Gabrielo :-) :run:
Naletio pa postavi. Hoces reci da ovo nije idealna zena? :zoka:
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#2562 Re: Zene nakon 25

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Apsolutno ne. Zenu ne cine losom maceha i icuh, ni ti djeca iz prijasnjeg braka. Moze vladati svijetom i opet napraviti vama rucak a svi mi znamo da vi volite zloce tako da ta prica 'mora doci iz fine porodice i mora biti fina' ne pije vode.
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#2564 Re: Zene nakon 25

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Ne volim zloce. Ne podnosim ni sam sebe par sati u danu, jos mi treba neka koja ce mi zivac titrati ? Hell, no.
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#2565 Re: Zene nakon 25

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prog321 wrote:Ne volim zloce. Ne podnosim ni sam sebe par sati u danu, jos mi treba neka koja ce mi zivac titrati ? Hell, no.
ma sto bolan? :D zloce djeluju stimulativno.
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#2566 Re: Zene nakon 25

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Nagledao sam se svakakvih frikova. U pravu si, sto je blentavija to je seks razvratniji. Ja lajk. Ali nije vrijedno cijene. :-D
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#2567 Re: Zene nakon 25

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ma jeste. nisi samo s pravom bio. :D
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#2568 Re: Zene nakon 25

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#2569 Re: Zene nakon 25

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sheilak wrote:ma jeste. nisi samo s pravom bio. :D
Seks je svakako sa zloćkama bolji. :D
A i ostalo ...
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#2570 Re: Zene nakon 25

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prog321 wrote:Nagledao sam se svakakvih frikova. U pravu si, sto je blentavija to je seks razvratniji. Ja lajk. Ali nije vrijedno cijene. :-D
Samo sto blentavo reaguje kad joj kazes da je to to i da nema vise i da nije do nje, do tebe je :lol:
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#2571 Re: Zene nakon 25

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sherbett wrote:
Secer_033 wrote:Apsolutno ne. Zenu ne cine losom maceha i icuh, ni ti djeca iz prijasnjeg braka. Moze vladati svijetom i opet napraviti vama rucak a svi mi znamo da vi volite zloce tako da ta prica 'mora doci iz fine porodice i mora biti fina' ne pije vode.
Eh, tako!
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#2572 Re: Zene nakon 25

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Ja vec neko vrijeme ne gledam, ne zagledam se u cure svojih godina, ili da su priblizno mojih. Nesto se promijenilo ... Kuziram samo mlađake i ove preko 40, te dvije grupe me mame, dizu tlak ...
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#2573 Re: Zene nakon 25

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swanfilter wrote:Ja vec neko vrijeme ne gledam, ne zagledam se u cure svojih godina, ili da su priblizno mojih. Nesto se promijenilo ... Kuziram samo mlađake i ove preko 40, te dvije grupe me mame, dizu tlak ...
Sto te odbijaju cure tvojih godina to? :D
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#2574 Re: Zene nakon 25

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saim_adka wrote:Image
I komentar iznad glave .... a možda sam mu trebala dat nakon 3 godine veze? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#2575 Re: Zene nakon 25

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edo_79 wrote:
saim_adka wrote:Image
I komentar iznad glave .... a možda sam mu trebala dat nakon 3 godine veze? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: a mozda su joj smetali debeli prsti ili dugi :lol: :lol:
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