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Anestezija wrote:Šta kaže fočak pedofil?

Mali hoš kupit slatkiša?!

Anestezija wrote:Šta kaže fočak pedofil?

Mali hoš kupit slatkiša?!

Raigor Stonehoof wrote:

Anestezija wrote:Šta kaže fočak pedofil?

Mali hoš kupit slatkiša?!

Druga verzija je: Hodi da čiki nešto daš

Doda37 wrote:

Raigor Stonehoof wrote:

Anestezija wrote:Šta kaže fočak pedofil?

Mali hoš kupit slatkiša?!

Druga verzija je: Hodi da čiki nešto daš

Treca: Polako sa tim bombonama

u prolazniku wrote:

Doda37 wrote:

Raigor Stonehoof wrote:
quote="Anestezija" Šta kaže fočak pedofil?

Mali hoš kupit slatkiša?!


Druga verzija je: Hodi da čiki nešto daš

Treca: Polako sa tim bombonama

Cuclaj! Ne drobi, odoše ti zubi!

Matzan wrote:Žali se pop hodži, kaže:
“Hodža, bil’ mogao malo smanjit taj ezan, preglasno brate smeta, vjernici mi se žale?
Na što će hodža:
“Nema problema pope, al’ i ti da zvono prebaciš na vibraciju."

Buckethead wrote:Kako se zove cuko kojeg boli briga?

Dont ker.

Raigor Stonehoof wrote:

Dijete, povratnik u Konjevic polju... ide u skolu, stalno reda jedinice iako sve nauci. I pita tako ucitelja, zasto mu uvijek daje lose ocjene, kaze ucitelj zato sto si musliman.

- Pa sta moram uradit da dobijem bolju ocjenu?
- Moras se prekrstit

I mali se prekrsti

Nakon nekog vremena primjete roditelji poboljsanje u ocjenama, mali samo petice reda, pa ga pita stari, kako je tako naglo popravio ocjene.

- Pa nista, rekao mi ucitelj da se prekrstim i da ce bolje ocjene odmah doc, i ja se prekrstio.
- STA SI URADIO???
- Prekrstio se

Zviiiiz, pukne mu stari samar, kad ce mali

- S vama Bosnjacima stvarno nema suzivota !!!

Buckethead wrote:Kako se zove cuko kojeg boli briga?

Dont ker.

Buckethead wrote:Kako se zove cuko kojeg boli briga?

Dont ker.

Matzan wrote:Žali se pop hodži, kaže:
“Hodža, bil’ mogao malo smanjit taj ezan, preglasno brate smeta, vjernici mi se žale?
Na što će hodža:
“Nema problema pope, al’ i ti da zvono prebaciš na vibraciju."

Ommadawn wrote:Zove Mujo šefa na posao:
- Šefe, ne mogu danas doći na posao.
- Zašto?
- Ma bolestan sam, glava me boli, hoće da se raspadne.
- Uuu, nemoj dolaziti. Danas ostani kod kuće, odmaraj pa ako sutra budeš bolji onda dođi. Heh, mene kad glava boli ja pojebem svoju ženu i odmah sam bolje, hahaha. Trebao si ti probati.
Kroz dva sata zove Mujo opet šefa:
- Šefe probao sam ono što si mi rekao i odmah sam bolje. Eto mene sutra na posao.
- Hehe kažem ti ja bolan. Super.
- Joj jesi sredio kuću svaka ti čast. Gdje si nabavio onaj namještaj?

A man is walking the Las Vegas strip, and runs into the most beautiful women he has ever met.

He starts talking to her, and to his luck he finds out she is a prostitute. So, he asks her.

"How much for a hand-job?"

"5,000$" she replies.

"5,000$?? You must be nuts, no way."

"Walk with me." She replies. He agrees and they walk for a moment to end up in front of a restaurant. "You see this restaurant? I own this restaurant because men pay me 5,000$ for hand jobs."

He ponders for a moment. "Damn, they must be pretty good then. Alright." He brings her back to his hotel room. Gets the hand job, and as advertised; it is the best hand job he has ever had. After he finishes, he realizes how perfect she is and asks. "Okay, that was awesome. How much for a blow job?"

"15,000$" she replies.

"15,000$?!? You are out of your mind. No way!" He shouts

"Come to the window." They walk to the window and she begins to point. "You see those three casinos? I own those casinos because men pay me 15,000$ for blow jobs."

"Fine, how can i say no?"

Once again, it is the best blow job of his life. He is writhing in ecstasy after finishing, and practically in love with this woman. "Okay, I am gonna regret this. How much for the pussy?"

"Come to the window." He follows her to the window, ready for anything. "Do you see all of Las Vegas?" She asks.

"No way! You own all of Las Vegas?!" He exclaims, astounded.

"No.." she looks down. " But I would if I had a pussy..."