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Zviz wrote:

Alfons Kauders wrote:

Zviz wrote: Zabora napisati da nisam knjige citao na bosanskom jeziku. I can't write and I can't spell. That's the privilege of a first-class education.

Most people who were privileged enough to enjoy a first-class education don't like to brag about it...

And as if on cue, here comes Alfons Kauders! I was once taught that the impression a person makes on television depends mainly on his or her image, 55%. With the voice and body language accounting for 38% of the individuals impact, only 7% depends on what the individual is actually saying. Therefore, I can guarantee to improve your appearance through a personal and confidential image consultation. You will learn if you need a new hair style, and where to get it and the type of glasses to suite your face. Quiet spectacularly so.

Zviz wrote:

Alfons Kauders wrote:

Zviz wrote: Zabora napisati da nisam knjige citao na bosanskom jeziku. I can't write and I can't spell. That's the privilege of a first-class education.

Most people who were privileged enough to enjoy a first-class education don't like to brag about it...

And as if on cue, here comes Alfons Kauders! I was once taught that the impression a person makes on television depends mainly on his or her image, 55%. With the voice and body language accounting for 38% of the individuals impact, only 7% depends on what the individual is actually saying. Therefore, I can guarantee to improve your appearance through a personal and confidential image consultation. You will learn if you need a new hair style, and where to get it and the type of glasses to suite your face. Quiet spectacularly so.

P308 wrote:
Jao, kill me

vjesticanametli wrote:pa bili smo i sve obisli mene su jedino oderali na flasici vode jer nisam vise mogla od žeĐŽi da hodim po skokacima

vjesticanametli wrote:pa bili smo i sve obisli mene su jedino oderali na flasici vode jer nisam vise mogla od žeĐŽi da hodim po skokacima

MedenoSrce wrote:

vjesticanametli wrote:pa bili smo i sve obisli mene su jedino oderali na flasici vode jer nisam vise mogla od žeĐŽi da hodim po skokacima

mene u veneciji niko nije oderao


kako se ono zove kad bespotrebno koristis strane izraze, prosirujuci recenicu kako bi zvucao inteligentnije ili obrazovanije?
Je l' se kaze kompleksas?

Aj mast vrajt in ingliš odervajz ju dont anderstend maj point. it vuld be veri difikult to sej it in dis primitiv bosnian lengvidž so aj mast vrajt in ingliš.

Havatar wrote:

Havatar wrote:

Alfons Kauders wrote:
Yeah, but we're not on TV and the impression a person makes here depends on what the person is actually saying. Hair style, make-up, delivery and timing don't matter, hence it is a lot easier to be objective once you completely disregard the person's appearance.

That being said, what the fuck are you on about?

MedenoSrce wrote:sta cu u maleziji nema alkohola a i da su sta valjali sponzorisali bi zeljeznicar a ne te Luzere

ja cu fino ko prava cafirka za bajram biti na moru a vi pijete jegere po operi

Zviz wrote:

Alfons Kauders wrote:
Yeah, but we're not on TV and the impression a person makes here depends on what the person is actually saying. Hair style, make-up, delivery and timing don't matter, hence it is a lot easier to be objective once you completely disregard the person's appearance.

That being said, what the fuck are you on about?

Mr. Alfons Kauders! If you are the gentleman I've been led to believe you to be, then I must remind you within the boundaries of good taste that you have to treat the words as an extension of myself, and my academic dignity. So, Mr. Alfons, are you interested in a glass of good old cold whiskey?

Alfons Kauders wrote:

Zviz wrote:

Alfons Kauders wrote:
Yeah, but we're not on TV and the impression a person makes here depends on what the person is actually saying. Hair style, make-up, delivery and timing don't matter, hence it is a lot easier to be objective once you completely disregard the person's appearance.

That being said, what the fuck are you on about?

Mr. Alfons Kauders! If you are the gentleman I've been led to believe you to be, then I must remind you within the boundaries of good taste that you have to treat the words as an extension of myself, and my academic dignity. So, Mr. Alfons, are you interested in a glass of good old cold whiskey?

Always... Preferably a highland single malt... Old enough to marry without raising too much suspicion.

Since you've got plenty of connections in the Carribean, you'll have to procure the cigars... Cubans... None of that Jamaican crap, I don't want to support the work of capitalist stooges.

ultima_palabra wrote:

MedenoSrce wrote:sta cu u maleziji nema alkohola a i da su sta valjali sponzorisali bi zeljeznicar a ne te Luzere

ja cu fino ko prava cafirka za bajram biti na moru a vi pijete jegere po operi

Ti ko da si friška na forumu... znaš da forumu nema ljudi koji piju za Bajram

vjesticanametli wrote:in ingliš pliz ĐŽe češ jaNa ne bila na more za bajram pa kako te ne odrase u veneciji makar onim kopertonom

detroit-mercy wrote: Jos malo pa cete se vas dvojica poceti sexati

Alfons Kauders wrote:

Zviz wrote:

Alfons Kauders wrote:
Yeah, but we're not on TV and the impression a person makes here depends on what the person is actually saying. Hair style, make-up, delivery and timing don't matter, hence it is a lot easier to be objective once you completely disregard the person's appearance.

That being said, what the fuck are you on about?

Mr. Alfons Kauders! If you are the gentleman I've been led to believe you to be, then I must remind you within the boundaries of good taste that you have to treat the words as an extension of myself, and my academic dignity. So, Mr. Alfons, are you interested in a glass of good old cold whiskey?

Always... Preferably a highland single malt... Old enough to marry without raising too much suspicion.

Since you've got plenty of connections in the Carribean, you'll have to procure the cigars... Cubans... None of that Jamaican crap, I don't want to support the work of capitalist stooges.

oglo wrote:havatr nije neko ciji se stav uzima kao realan,frajer ostrasceni nacionalist i seta po temama susjednih nam drzava i blati sve sto o tamo dolazi.Kakve sve ideje zastupa cudi me da nije u sriji da brani bracu od brace

MedenoSrce wrote:sta me briga za ove pitare oni svakako ne znaju sta govore niti sta valja

Alfons Kauders wrote:

detroit-mercy wrote: Jos malo pa cete se vas dvojica poceti sexati

e jebiga sad, mojne tako... jest cojk u danskoj, liberalni su oni... al ipak je nash...