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[vjesticanametli]

pa bili smo i sve obisli mene su jedino oderali na flasici vode jer nisam vise mogla od žeĐŽi da hodim po skokacima

[P308]

Zabora napisati da nisam knjige citao na bosanskom jeziku. I can't write and I can't spell. That's the privilege of a first-class education.

Most people who were privileged enough to enjoy a first-class education don't like to brag about it...

And as if on cue, here comes Alfons Kauders! I was once taught that the impression a person makes on television depends mainly on his or her image, 55%. With the voice and body language accounting for 38% of the individuals impact, only 7% depends on what the individual is actually saying. Therefore, I can guarantee to improve your appearance through a personal and confidential image consultation. You will learn if you need a new hair style, and where to get it and the type of glasses to suite your face. Quiet spectacularly so.

Jao, kill me

[Alfons Kauders]

Zabora napisati da nisam knjige citao na bosanskom jeziku. I can't write and I can't spell. That's the privilege of a first-class education.

Most people who were privileged enough to enjoy a first-class education don't like to brag about it...

And as if on cue, here comes Alfons Kauders! I was once taught that the impression a person makes on television depends mainly on his or her image, 55%. With the voice and body language accounting for 38% of the individuals impact, only 7% depends on what the individual is actually saying. Therefore, I can guarantee to improve your appearance through a personal and confidential image consultation. You will learn if you need a new hair style, and where to get it and the type of glasses to suite your face. Quiet spectacularly so.

Yeah, but we're not on TV and the impression a person makes here depends on what the person is actually saying. Hair style, make-up, delivery and timing don't matter, hence it is a lot easier to be objective once you completely disregard the person's appearance.

That being said, what the fuck are you on about?

[uglavnomja]

Jao, kill me

softly

[vjesticanametli]

nek uzme hardly

[Alfons Kauders]

pa bili smo i sve obisli mene su jedino oderali na flasici vode jer nisam vise mogla od žeĐŽi da hodim po skokacima

mi mahmurali, i mahmurali, i mahmurali... i izgubili se... i izasli na kontra stranu kanala... pice kontejnerasi i kojekavi brodovi... jebiga

[MedenoSrce]

pa bili smo i sve obisli mene su jedino oderali na flasici vode jer nisam vise mogla od žeĐŽi da hodim po skokacima

mene u veneciji niko nije oderao


kako se ono zove kad bespotrebno koristis strane izraze, prosirujuci recenicu kako bi zvucao inteligentnije ili obrazovanije?
Je l' se kaze kompleksas?

Aj mast vrajt in ingliš odervajz ju dont anderstend maj point. it vuld be veri difikult to sej it in dis primitiv bosnian lengvidž so aj mast vrajt in ingliš.

[Alfons Kauders]

pa bili smo i sve obisli mene su jedino oderali na flasici vode jer nisam vise mogla od žeĐŽi da hodim po skokacima

mene u veneciji niko nije oderao


kako se ono zove kad bespotrebno koristis strane izraze, prosirujuci recenicu kako bi zvucao inteligentnije ili obrazovanije?
Je l' se kaze kompleksas?

Aj mast vrajt in ingliš odervajz ju dont anderstend maj point. it vuld be veri difikult to sej it in dis primitiv bosnian lengvidž so aj mast vrajt in ingliš.

ne meni se cini da je prikladniji glagol... kurcenje...

[Havatar]

[Alfons Kauders]

a imal avaza tamo da se uzme na kiosku?

il da prevedem na svahili?

[MedenoSrce]

sta cu u maleziji nema alkohola a i da su sta valjali sponzorisali bi zeljeznicar a ne te Luzere

ja cu fino ko prava cafirka za bajram biti na moru a vi pijete jegere po operi

[vjesticanametli]

in ingliš pliz ĐŽe češ jaNa ne bila na more za bajram pa kako te ne odrase u veneciji makar onim kopertonom

[šrilančananin]

Znao sam da si pitar, pitari su kopije delija, ima li tu istine ?
Tako se priča na ultra sceni.

[Zviz]

Yeah, but we're not on TV and the impression a person makes here depends on what the person is actually saying. Hair style, make-up, delivery and timing don't matter, hence it is a lot easier to be objective once you completely disregard the person's appearance.

That being said, what the fuck are you on about?

Mr. Alfons Kauders! If you are the gentleman I've been led to believe you to be, then I must remind you within the boundaries of good taste that you have to treat the words as an extension of myself, and my academic dignity. So, Mr. Alfons, are you interested in a glass of good old cold whiskey?

[Havatar]

[ultima_palabra]

sta cu u maleziji nema alkohola a i da su sta valjali sponzorisali bi zeljeznicar a ne te Luzere

ja cu fino ko prava cafirka za bajram biti na moru a vi pijete jegere po operi

Ti ko da si friška na forumu... znaš da forumu nema ljudi koji piju za Bajram

[Alfons Kauders]

Yeah, but we're not on TV and the impression a person makes here depends on what the person is actually saying. Hair style, make-up, delivery and timing don't matter, hence it is a lot easier to be objective once you completely disregard the person's appearance.

That being said, what the fuck are you on about?

Mr. Alfons Kauders! If you are the gentleman I've been led to believe you to be, then I must remind you within the boundaries of good taste that you have to treat the words as an extension of myself, and my academic dignity. So, Mr. Alfons, are you interested in a glass of good old cold whiskey?

Always... Preferably a highland single malt... Old enough to marry without raising too much suspicion.

Since you've got plenty of connections in the Carribean, you'll have to procure the cigars... Cubans... None of that Jamaican crap, I don't want to support the work of capitalist stooges.

[detroit-mercy]

Yeah, but we're not on TV and the impression a person makes here depends on what the person is actually saying. Hair style, make-up, delivery and timing don't matter, hence it is a lot easier to be objective once you completely disregard the person's appearance.

That being said, what the fuck are you on about?

Mr. Alfons Kauders! If you are the gentleman I've been led to believe you to be, then I must remind you within the boundaries of good taste that you have to treat the words as an extension of myself, and my academic dignity. So, Mr. Alfons, are you interested in a glass of good old cold whiskey?

Always... Preferably a highland single malt... Old enough to marry without raising too much suspicion.

Since you've got plenty of connections in the Carribean, you'll have to procure the cigars... Cubans... None of that Jamaican crap, I don't want to support the work of capitalist stooges.

Jos malo pa cete se vas dvojica poceti sexati

[MedenoSrce]

sta cu u maleziji nema alkohola a i da su sta valjali sponzorisali bi zeljeznicar a ne te Luzere

ja cu fino ko prava cafirka za bajram biti na moru a vi pijete jegere po operi

Ti ko da si friška na forumu... znaš da forumu nema ljudi koji piju za Bajram

sta me briga za ove pitare oni svakako ne znaju sta govore niti sta valja

dobro te je alfons skontali smo da ti je eng. bolji nego u ovog zviznutog

in ingliš pliz ĐŽe češ jaNa ne bila na more za bajram pa kako te ne odrase u veneciji makar onim kopertonom

odoh da se odmorim i ja sam sada skoro pa tuzna, sviju odrase samo mene nisu

[Alfons Kauders]

Jos malo pa cete se vas dvojica poceti sexati

e jebiga sad, mojne tako... jest cojk u danskoj, liberalni su oni... al ipak je nash...

[Zviz]

Yeah, but we're not on TV and the impression a person makes here depends on what the person is actually saying. Hair style, make-up, delivery and timing don't matter, hence it is a lot easier to be objective once you completely disregard the person's appearance.

That being said, what the fuck are you on about?

Mr. Alfons Kauders! If you are the gentleman I've been led to believe you to be, then I must remind you within the boundaries of good taste that you have to treat the words as an extension of myself, and my academic dignity. So, Mr. Alfons, are you interested in a glass of good old cold whiskey?

Always... Preferably a highland single malt... Old enough to marry without raising too much suspicion.

Since you've got plenty of connections in the Carribean, you'll have to procure the cigars... Cubans... None of that Jamaican crap, I don't want to support the work of capitalist stooges.

Excellent! I will deal with the arrangement of good old cold infusion and tasty inhalation. But would Mr. Alfons be interested to taste our appetizing white cake? Of course fresh baked.

[oglo]

havatr nije neko ciji se stav uzima kao realan,frajer ostrasceni nacionalist i seta po temama susjednih nam drzava i blati sve sto o tamo dolazi.Kakve sve ideje zastupa cudi me da nije u sriji da brani bracu od brace

[MedenoSrce]

havatr nije neko ciji se stav uzima kao realan,frajer ostrasceni nacionalist i seta po temama susjednih nam drzava i blati sve sto o tamo dolazi.Kakve sve ideje zastupa cudi me da nije u sriji da brani bracu od brace

podrumasi su i prije 20g bili najveci nacionalisti

treba hrabrosti za stati na nisan

[ultima_palabra]

sta me briga za ove pitare oni svakako ne znaju sta govore niti sta valja

Šuti, ne valja se smijati tuđoj muci

Nego uskoro se neće moći na ovu temu bez da postaviš račun od minimalno 200 ojra...

[NeenaSa]

Jos malo pa cete se vas dvojica poceti sexati

e jebiga sad, mojne tako... jest cojk u danskoj, liberalni su oni... al ipak je nash...

Hebat ga , i statijaznamkojismajli, al' , .... sto je naporan, druga spika .
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