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Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.

bas nekako intimno pitanje...

elSaik wrote:Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.

stari fazon, nova budala

ja upalim tv ili komp i gledam neku seriju..CSI il law and order..posto se budim svako jutro u pola sest, u deset sam vec totalno umorna, tako da se rijetko desava da ne mogu da spavam..

Umjetnik a wrote:

elSaik wrote:Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.

stari fazon, nova budala

ladyblue18 wrote:

Umjetnik a wrote:

elSaik wrote:Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.

stari fazon, nova budala

šta ti nije jasno

Umjetnik a wrote:

ladyblue18 wrote:

Umjetnik a wrote: stari fazon, nova budala

šta ti nije jasno

Ti.

Umjetnik a wrote:

elSaik wrote:Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.

stari fazon, nova budala

Obrnuto. "Fazon" sam tek čuo, a budala sam već odavno.

ja chatam :D ili po mogucnosti zacatavam po forumu

Obavezno probudim co'jeka, da mi pravi drustvo

A za ovo 'brojim do tri, cetiri ili pola pet' meni je super bila zgoda jedne moje prijateljice... ostao kod nje preko noci njen mali necak, pa u neka doba uhvatio da je pegla kako ne moze da zaspe. A njoj se oci sklapaju, umorna ko pas... U neka ce doba ona klincu: "Hajde, broj. Najlakse se zaspi kad se broji..."

Okrenu se ona, i taman unina, kad ce ti klinac: "Tetka, tetka, ja izbroj'o"
"Ma sta si, bolan, izbroj'o "
"Ja, tetka, znam samo da brojim do deset!"

cibnem ga..

Odem na forum.... Zenu ako probudim fasov´o sam dobro...

e odo spavat..

elSaik wrote:

Umjetnik a wrote:

elSaik wrote:Brojim do 3, 4. Nekad i do pola 5, zavisi.

stari fazon, nova budala

Obrnuto. "Fazon" sam tek čuo, a budala sam već odavno.

pa dobro ja se ne ljutim
meni svejedno

Prvo se prevrćem po krevetu, pa kad vidim da ne ide - upalim svjetlo i uzmem nešto čitati... poslije toga je već lakše

Shoshana wrote:Obavezno probudim co'jeka, da mi pravi drustvo

A za ovo 'brojim do tri, cetiri ili pola pet' meni je super bila zgoda jedne moje prijateljice... ostao kod nje preko noci njen mali necak, pa u neka doba uhvatio da je pegla kako ne moze da zaspe. A njoj se oci sklapaju, umorna ko pas... U neka ce doba ona klincu: "Hajde, broj. Najlakse se zaspi kad se broji..."

Okrenu se ona, i taman unina, kad ce ti klinac: "Tetka, tetka, ja izbroj'o"
"Ma sta si, bolan, izbroj'o "
"Ja, tetka, znam samo da brojim do deset!"

cak noris je brojao do beskonacnosti..dva puta :D

irfan2 wrote:cak noris je brojao do beskonacnosti..dva puta :D

Prema Ajnstajnovoj teoriji relativiteta, Walker ti moze opalit kruzni jucer.

Shoshana wrote:Obavezno probudim co'jeka, da mi pravi drustvo

A za ovo 'brojim do tri, cetiri ili pola pet' meni je super bila zgoda jedne moje prijateljice... ostao kod nje preko noci njen mali necak, pa u neka doba uhvatio da je pegla kako ne moze da zaspe. A njoj se oci sklapaju, umorna ko pas... U neka ce doba ona klincu: "Hajde, broj. Najlakse se zaspi kad se broji..."

Okrenu se ona, i taman unina, kad ce ti klinac: "Tetka, tetka, ja izbroj'o"
"Ma sta si, bolan, izbroj'o "
"Ja, tetka, znam samo da brojim do deset!"

irfan2 wrote:cak noris je brojao do beskonacnosti..dva puta :D

cak noris ne spava, on razmislja!

cak noris je jedini koji umije i moze dijeliti sa nulom
cak noris je prekucao digitron

cak noris kada radi sklekove ne gura sebe gore nego gura zemlju dole

i mene chuck uveseli pravo...pred spavanje :D:D



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