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ovaj sam turio u bukmarks kad naidje musterija

aa gleaj sto laze, nisam je takla!

tog kosatog, neduhovitog, debila sam zeljela nabit nogom u guzicu u toj (zapravo u svakoj) epizodi kada je svojim neinventivnim, nezanimljivim, moronskim upadicama oduzimao rijec profesoru. mislim, krutiljubim, sjedi profesor astrofizike i zasigurno najpametnija osoba u studiju, tema je svemir i namjesto da ga pusti da prica, da slusa odgovor na pitanje , on ga prekida. i inace, od tog opceprihvacenog "science is soo boring" stava i modusa ponasanja na televizijama u kojima je najnormalnije kolutati ocima dok pametni i obrazovani ljudi pricaju, prekidati ih, ismijavati i generalno praviti sprdnju mi se dize kosa na glavi. stephen me je iznenadio sto je to dozvolio.

dijamantu, ne daj se prekidat' , du kontinju

mars

ma htio sam reci da se slazem s tobom, al vidim da se moglo pogresno protumaciti, nisam htio rec' da si pretjerala s rant-om, al sad kontam da bi se moglo protumaciti kao jaaaako sarkastican komentar ju giv mi tu mach kredit

Stephen
Real Chinese inventions include the abacus, chess, the decimal system, drilling for oil, fireworks, the fishing reel, the flamethrower, the helicopter, the horse collar, the iron plow, lacquer, the mechanical clock, hot air balloons, negative numbers, the parachute, print-making, relief maps, rubber, the seismograph, stirrups, the suspension bridge, the umbrella, the water bomb, and whisky.

Now, what was the name of the Dalmatian that discovered China?

Viewscreens: Picture of five Dalmatian puppies.

Alan
It's--

David
Is it Marco Polo?

Stephen
Yes! Marco Polo.

David
I thought that might have been a--[flips hands outward to indicate the viewscreens].

Stephen
Yay! Very good. Well done. Yup. He came from Dalmatia. He was born, probably, Marco Pilich, and Marco Pilich . . . which means . . . ? Chicken. "Mark Chicken" was his name.

Phill
A lot of people thought he was a Dalmatian. He was actually Irish. He was Marc O'Polo!

Stephen
Ah hah!

Phill
[Irish accent] "Hello!"

Alan
I was in a pub quiz team once . . . very much making up the numbers . . .

Stephen
No, no, no!

Alan
My friends had this team, and we were in a pub in Kennington, and they were coming from Croydon. Anyway, they got lost, and they were late. And one of them said, "Cor, I feel like Marco Polo coming up here." And I said . . . "Who's that, then?"

And they all looked at me . . . 'cause I was joking; I know who it is; I just thought it would be funny . . . As a pub quiz team, it'd be funny to say . . . [puts on puzzled expression]--

Stephen
"Who's Marco--"

Alan
"Who's that, then?"

Stephen
Aww.

Alan
There was a deathly hush . . . .I bet they're in despair, watching this show.

Stephen
Yes.

Phill
Wouldn't it be great to go to a pub with him, though? [points to Stephen] With Fry--

Stephen
Oh, don't--

Phill
--on your team? "Yeah, and this is Barry from down the road. Yeah, he does look like him." And then Fry'll be there having to fake his way in the pub. [as Stephen, with vigorous head tossing] "Oh, blimey!"

Bill
He'd give it away by swearing in Latin.

Stephen
[laughs, clasping his hands together and buring his face in them] Oh . . .

Bill
[pretends to swear in Latin] gledao jucer pa da zaljepim reko

Stephen
So, anyway, erm, hastening on. Marco Polo, otherwise known as Marco Pilich, was born in, er, Korčula, in Dalmatia, in 1254, then a protectorate of Venice, which, of course--sticking like porridge to our "C" theme--made him a Croatian. Now, a group of Croatian mercenaries invented something which no successful Chinese businessman or any other kind of businessman would want to be without. What is it?

Alan
The attaché case.

Bill
Attaché case . . . ?

Alan
[mimes the motions of opening an attaché case]

Stephen
Did you know . . . I mean, you're not a million miles away . . .

Phill
The mini-bar.

Stephen
That's a little further away.

Alan
Five minutes' free view on your hotel porn.

Stephen
That should be enough, shouldn't it?

Bill
Not the trouser press?

Stephen
Well, if you l—

Forfeit: Klaxons sound. Viewscreens flash the words "CORBY TROUSER PRESS".

Stephen
Who-said-what-he-how? "Trouser press", did you say? Oh, dear! He said--[mumbles into his hand]--like that.

Alan
No businessman would want to be without it. The tie.

Stephen
A tie! Yes!

Alan
Is it?

Stephen
Yes!

Alan
[pumps arm in victory]

Stephen
The Croatians invented the tie!

Alan
[opens his desk and gives a triumphant thumbs-up to his potato head]

Stephen
Fantastic! Yup. The Croatian for "Croatia" is "Hrvat"--

Viewscreens: Picture of a Croatian in a bright pink top hat and cravat.

Alan
Hang on a minute; who's that?

David
That's not a businessman!

Stephen
Well. The Croatian for "Croatia" is "Hrvat"--

Bill
"Hrvat"?

Stephen
--from which--

Alan
Cravat.

Stephen
--the word "cravat" comes from. Exactly.

Phill
Ahh.

Stephen
"Cravat" is "Croat", in fact. Erm, and . . . Yes. In the court of Louis XIII of France, there were Croatian mercenaries who wore this neck gear, which the French courtiers thought was rather--[posh French accent]--"Oh, I will wear this also . . . " And--

Bill
[posh French accent] "Did they not speak in their own language? They spoke in a crazy French accent!"

Stephen
Sorry!

Phill
What kind of mercenary wears a cravat? [mimes flamboyantly throwing off his cravat and then flaps his hands defensively]
[in girlish voice] "Give me your money or I'll fight you all!" [delicately flips his fists into fighting position]

Stephen
How many ways to you think there are to tie a tie? How many different knots?

Phill
Oh, there are hundreds.

Alan
Well, I know from the cub scouts, there's at least twenty four.

Phill
There's . . . there's some . . . 283 ways?

Stephen
No, it was only 85 different knots: the four well-known ones--the standard one, the Windsor, the half-Windsor, and . . . [pauses to think].

Alan
And the Footballer!

Stephen
The Footballer, yes!

Alan
Makes it somehow wider than their head.

Stephen
So, erm, ties. Now we know, of course, that Croatia really means . . . Tie-land!

Alan
Tie-land.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the ... ss_Chicken

Mike the Headless Chicken (April 1945 – March 1947), also known as Miracle Mike,[1] was a Wyandotte chicken that lived for 18 months after his head had been cut off.

The short answer to that is 'no.' The long answer is 'fuck no.

Fry i Williams, jedina prilika, ja mislim, kad je Fry mogao reci :It's nice to be a quiet one!

U jednom momentu Fry pita Williamsa

How many are born of your ... gene pool ...

In the documentary Paddington Bear: The Early Years, British actor Stephen Fry encounters a spectacled bear called Yogi, which was kept in a small cage by Andean villagers (see also Paddington Bear). Fry bartered with the villagers to have the bear released, and it was taken to an enclosure in Machu Picchu. Fry's interest in the bears led to the follow-up documentary, Stephen Fry and the Spectacled Bears, and he also wrote and published his experiences in Rescuing the Spectacled Bear: A Peruvian Diary.

Peruvian Spectacled Bear

The spectacled bear population is under threat for a number of reasons. Unfortunately, still no species-level conservation efforts are known to exist for spectacled bears.[10] Each government has made differing commitments to conservation in this species range, with Venezuela, thanks to its relatively high level of scientific industry and relatively stable economy being the most advanced at bear conservation[citation needed] to Colombia, where the species and its habitats are largely unprotected.[10] The bears are hunted by locals due to a belief they will eat livestock (although spectacled bears do not normally eat large quantities of meat). Their gall bladders are also valued in traditional Chinese medicine and can fetch a high price on the international market.[10] Perhaps the most epidemic problem for the species is extensive logging and farming, which has led to habitat loss for the largely tree-dependent bears. As little as 5% of the original habitat in Andean cloud forest remains.[10] As the bear's food sources have been disappearing, it relies on crops for food. So, farmers see the bears as competition and hunt them. Legislation against hunting the bears exists, but is rarely enforced

Na kraju i ovo saznah

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.tv

The domain is currently operated by dotTV, a Verisign company; the Tuvalu government owns twenty percent of the company. In 1999, Tuvalu negotiated a contract leasing its Internet domain name ".tv" to a company formed by idealab for $50 million in royalties over a 12-year period.[1] The Tuvalu government receives a quarterly payment of US$1 million for use of the top-level domain. With the first $1 million payment the government received, Tuvalu was finally able to afford the $100,000 it cost to join the United Nations. Lou Kerner joined .tv as its CEO in January of 2000, and the company began selling .tv domain names in April of 2000. Verisign acquired .tv in December of 2001.

jel ova tema kao tvoj dnevnik or vat? mislim, ti pises, ne odustajes.

omar little wrote:jel ova tema kao tvoj dnevnik or vat?

hodza poslovichno iz Visokog bi rekao sta se ne zapise, to se zaboravi

omar little wrote:mislim, ti pises, ne odustajes.

ja sad ne znam jel ovo sad divljenje ili ibret, al ja ti ne mogu obecat' da necu jos pokoji post turit, ako naleti, halali, a i bujrum naravno

ja sam to sve odgledala davno. al' sam' ti pisi, fakultet ne zavrsavaju pametni nego uporni.