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#23526 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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dale cooper wrote:
insomnia78 wrote:Nemere. Zajedno dosli :D
Ma dobro. Ko zna sta zivot nosi :D
Damn, tough luck. :| Ali nada umire poslednja. :D
Pazi se ti Dejl da te Insomnijina žena ne uhvati i ne ispendreči što joj muža nagovaraš da ide u koorvalook :) Zajebane su Tuzlanke. Sve fino i ko kurbanska jagnjad a kad te iznenadi - iznenadi!
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#23527 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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sta charlie hebdo kaze o tome :D
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#23528 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Prije klika na "post comment" udari žena pečat i potpis.

To su te, francuske pinki

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#23529 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#23530 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#23531 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#23532 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Sin: tata,hocu iPhone!
Tata: reci magicnu rijec?
Sin: Zumra!
Otac: koja Zumra?
Sin: tvoja ljubavnica!
Otac: 6 ili 6S?
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#23533 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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O'zone wrote:Sin: tata,hocu iPhone!
Tata: reci magicnu rijec?
Sin: Zumra!
Otac: koja Zumra?
Sin: tvoja ljubavnica!
Otac: 6 ili 6S?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#23534 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Oj imena. ZUUUMRA! :D :lol:
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#23535 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Ommadawn wrote:
dale cooper wrote:
insomnia78 wrote:Nemere. Zajedno dosli :D
Ma dobro. Ko zna sta zivot nosi :D
Damn, tough luck. :| Ali nada umire poslednja. :D
Pazi se ti Dejl da te Insomnijina žena ne uhvati i ne ispendreči što joj muža nagovaraš da ide u koorvalook :) Zajebane su Tuzlanke. Sve fino i ko kurbanska jagnjad a kad te iznenadi - iznenadi!
Auuu insomnia je oženjen Tuzlankom? :-D Pa mi smo onda zemljaci. :mrgreen:
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#23536 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Nisam ba. Nije iz Tz
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#23537 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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insomnia78 wrote:Nisam ba. Nije iz Tz
Šteta. :D
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#23538 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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insomnia78 wrote:Nisam ba. Nije iz Tz
Izvini, mislio sam da jesi. Do mene je. :D
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#23539 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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dale cooper wrote:
Šteta. :D
I ja velim.
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#23540 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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mousstapha wrote:Oj imena. ZUUUMRA! :D :lol:
Što? Zumra je lijepo ime.
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#23541 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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"Zumro, rode, milovanje moje ..."
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#23542 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Sjede muž i žena i pričaju.
Pita muž:
●Ženo, znaš li ti mene u jednoj rečenici oduševiti i nasikirati?

●Znam! Veći ti je od susjedovog!
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#23543 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Čačka Mujo crno ispod noktiju. Njuši, proba i ne zna da li je blato ili govno pa pita Hasu:
• Bolan Haso, je li ovo blato ili govno?
Haso pomiriše, lizne i kaže:
• Meni ovo liči na govno...
• Pa i ja kažem, šta će blato u gaćama!
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#23544 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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eurosmijeh wrote:Čačka Mujo crno ispod noktiju. Njuši, proba i ne zna da li je blato ili govno pa pita Hasu:
• Bolan Haso, je li ovo blato ili govno?
Haso pomiriše, lizne i kaže:
• Meni ovo liči na govno...
• Pa i ja kažem, šta će blato u gaćama!
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#23545 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#23546 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Decko: Jeli tebi tata Terorist?
Cura: Aaaaaaaa znam tu foruuuuu, izgledaam kao bomba a?
Decko: Ne! Vec si ruzna ko Taliban.
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#23547 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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:lol:
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#23548 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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#23549 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Sarajevski aerodrom. Čuje se šuštanje na razglasu, i nakon
toga se oglašava spiker:
• Molimo putnike da ne bacaju pite i đevreke na pistu,
ptica će sama sletjeti.
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#23550 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/.../2015/2016

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Pošao Cigo na glasanje i pruži prst na UV lampu da se provjeri
da nije već glasao.
• Boga mi, ti si već glasao - kaže komisija - vidiš, prst ti sav "flekav".
A Cigo:
• Nije brate, to mi je ostalo od prošlih izbora.
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