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Lorelay's dad: Focus, please!!!
Lorelay: I'm a camera!

Orson Welles, The Third Man

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed—but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

Boston Legal: DANNY CRANE!

i'm not gonna sit here and debate you, jerry.
i'm not gonna sit and debate!

fargo

VIDI AVATAR: Why so sirius?

Možda nije legendarno ali je meni bilo presmiješno

Meet the Fockers....kada njeni roditelji dolaze u posjetu njegovim roditeljima pa Dustin Hoffman upozarava da WC ne radi.

"If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down."

Ne vidjeh ovu temu, pa otvorih novu, srecom pa mi skrenise paznju


"I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye." Hanibal Lector, Silence of the Lambs

"She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other." Sean, Good Will Hunting

"Who will take care of me my love, my dark angel, when you are gone?" Claudia, Interview with the Vampire

"Pussy Galore:My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming. Goldfinger

PULP FICTION

Da li izgleda kao kurva?
Šta?!
Da li izgleda... kao kurva?
Ne-e!
Zašto onda pokušavate da ga jebete kao kurvu?
Ja nisam!
Da, jesi. Jesi, Brete!
Probao si da ga jebeš.-Ne, ne.
Ali Marselus Volas ne voli da ga jebe iko drugi osim gospoðe Volas.

Šta sad"?
Reci cu ti šta sad.
Pozvacu nekoliko, gadnih crnja...
da odrade ove pedere...
sa parom klješta i let lampom.
Cuješ li me seljacino?
Nisam završio sa tobom ni izbliza!
Ima da primjenim "srednji vijek" na tvojoj bulji.

ne znam je li slicna tema vec postoji (vjerovatno postoji, al' ja je ne nadjoh ), ali u svakom slucaju, ako iko od vas zeli podijeliti citate koji su vas rastuzili, nasmijali, dirnuli, ostavili neki utisak, izvolite

evo za pocetak:

"Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man..." - Taxi driver

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Casablanca

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - Gladiator

"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible." - Bee movie

"Your life is defined by its opportunities... even the ones you miss." - The curios case of Benjamin Button

"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."- Forest Gump

"When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can't believe I'm crying already. Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too." - Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it anymore than you men." - Cool Hand Luke


Quote on!

Nemam citat, ali evo parafraziram. Bili u Maratoncima............. Ja sam pošteno radio i izlagao se riziku da me uhvate i strpaju u zatvor

Jel moze i iz serija ili samo filmova?

film L.A. Story genijalan:
''Sandee your... your breasts feel weird.
Oh, that's 'cause they're real. ''
''Let your mind go and your body will follow. ''
''Well, maybe you think it's intellectual because you were raised with a banana and an inner tube... This is an intellectual-free zone. ''
'' I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day. ''

''I don't think we should make love, all right?
Okay, we'll just have sex. ''
''They're really excited. They must be cheating on someone. ''

hvala dzemmo

Iz Prijatelja: "Joey doesn't share food!!!"

"How can you let me grow if you don't let me blow?!" (kaze Rachel Rossu)
"But sweetheart, you know that I let you...blow..." (odgovara on)

AS GOOD AS IT GETS:

Zoe: I always wanted to ask you something. How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

GODFATHER:

Clemenza: Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

RESERVOIR DOGS

Mr. Blonde ( after torturing a cop ): Was that as good for you as it was for me?

KILL BILL

BILL: Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears – the glasses, the business suit – that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself, he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race.

Mac MacGuff: Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what-have-you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with. - Juno

Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. - Snatch

Zee Germans!

Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?

The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Walter Sobchak: And you know this!

The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.

Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

johnnykola wrote:Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?

The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...

Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Walter Sobchak: And you know this!

The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.

Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

Koji je to film, dude. Gotovo religija!

dje nije.
bolji od farga,
(koji je isto
beton) 10 puta!

Mnogo ih je, a ovih se prvih sjetih:

''Here's Johnny!'' The Shining


''He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!'' Monty Python's Life of Brian


''Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.'' Snatch

Vitamin C wrote: ''He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!'' Monty Python's Life of Brian

Takodjer iz tog filma :

"Oh, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?" "'If it's not a personal question' 'Ow much more personal can you get. Now piss off!" "She is." "Yeah, must be."

sheilak wrote: Takodjer iz tog filma :

"Oh, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?" "'If it's not a personal question' 'Ow much more personal can you get. Now piss off!" "She is." "Yeah, must be."

Koliko su dobri, ''Monty Python's Life of Brian'' i ''Monty Python and the Holly Grail'' trebaju biti jedna dva velika citata.

Vitamin C wrote:

sheilak wrote: Takodjer iz tog filma :

"Oh, if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?" "'If it's not a personal question' 'Ow much more personal can you get. Now piss off!" "She is." "Yeah, must be."

Koliko su dobri, ''Monty Python's Life of Brian'' i ''Monty Python and the Holly Grail'' trebaju biti jedna dva velika citata.

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

[the Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off]
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...

Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!