Najbolji anti-crocs sto sam cuo
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If You Wear Crocs, You’re an Idiot
by Chad Stewart: Failed Humorist
was at Disney World the other day at the Contemporary Resort. I was powerfully hungry for a good breakfast buffet and Chef Mickey’s place really knows how to hit the spot. It’s always amazing to see such a diverse group of people. There were Asian families, British people, Norwegians, and even a bearded lady who worked there. What pained me the most (even more than diversity), however, to look towards the ground and see all of the people wearing these newfangled bear traps called Crocs. They were outnumbering all other shoes at least 2 to 1. With so many people wearing them, you’d think they were cute or at least charming, right?
WRONG! Not by a long shot. These shoes are so ugly they make Andy Milonakis cry.(:D:D:D:D)
And how does Disney capitalize on this? With their own custom Crocs, of course. Those must be something cute, right? Something to look at, remind you of the wonderful vacation at Disney. Nope! They just shaped the damn holes like Mickey.
Now, why in Allah (:D:D:D) do people wear these things in public? I mean, it’s even uglier than the fashion trend “Uggz” and their name reveals all. But no, even celebrities are foolishly wearing them. One hunk even swears by them.
Mario Batali, what I’d imagine is a big hunky dream pie for klix, is definitely looking “comfortable.” But hey, at least he’s matching his “shoes” with his watch, right?
Nicole Appleton is sporting some really awesome attire. I mean, as if a Spongebob T-shirt wasn’t enough, it’s covered with some ancient military jacket. And what have we here, on the feet? Looks like an atrocity to me, as well.
I mean, it doesn’t take a Queer eye to see these things. Let’s think about it logically. It’s named after a Crocodile.
My friend acquaintance tells me that there is this magical and wondrous thing about Crocs, however. That strap in the back is “functional.” You put it forward, sandal. You pull it back, shoe. That’s right, it’s a shoe and a sandal in one vomit-inducing package. Now, what are the advantages of each?
It honestly surprises me how religious people are about these funky foot wranglers. Some people go to great lengths to force their friends victims into Crocs. People will go so far as to get married wearing them. Listen up. There is only one way to wear a Croc.
