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Emir Hadzihafizbegovic: "Ponavljaj zamnom.... nema vise gospode u Sarajevu"

dzemmo wrote:mislim da poslije ovoga nema dalje

ovo je meni najbolji dijalog ikad, kakav holivud, kakvi bakraci.. ovo je vrh vrhova

p.s. mislim da se ponavljam

Mislila sam ja jos jednu, meni dragu, scenu opisati, ali ispucali ste se dosta. Nema vise smisla

Jedino sto hocu pitati: Jeste primjetili, u ovoj sceni, na pocetku, kako se Petrovic i Stjepanovic pogledavaju i smjeskaju jedan drugom dok Muzaferija (Allah rahmetile) govori? Nije napadno, i neprimjetno je ali ocito nije refleksija na tekst i scenu vec iskrena reakcija dva glumca na gromadu i njegovu prezentaciju Muzaferiju. Fenomenalno. Ili sam ja, moze bit', ovaj film malo previse gledala pa dodajem vaznost tamo gdje joj nije mjesto?

American Beauty



Lester Burnham: [narrating] It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself.


Lester Burnham: Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die.


Angela Hayes: If people I don't even know look at me and want to fuck me, it means I really have a shot at being a model.


Ricky Fitts: My dad thinks I paid for all this with catering jobs. Never underestimate the power of denial.


Carolyn Burnham: Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once!

'cudo nevidjeno'
scena kada se ona plavusa u jezeru kupa a baba je smeki i upo frke hrakne te kaze

'kud nijesam musko'

Forrest Gump



And that's all I have to say about that

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie!" - Al Pacino, Scarface

"King kong ain't got shit on me!" - Denzel Washington, Training Day

"Aleksa vrati se doma! Skuvala sam ti pastasutu!" - Kako je poceo rat na mom otoku

"Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though." (Jim Carrey, Dumb & Dubmer, kada traze prezime od Mary, Harry mu govori da pogleda na aktovci, da mozda tu ne pise)

Iz "Ovo malo dushe"...

"Bil' se ti zhenio?"
"Ne bi'!"
"Shto bolan?"
"STID ME!"

I josh...

Rahmetli Zaim Muzaferija:"Dodjite djeco u jabuke...dok su josh moje..."

Michael: Everything's going so fast. Hey Nick, do you think we'll ever come back?
Nick: From 'Nam?
Michael: Yeah.
Nick: You know somethin'? The whole thing - it's right here. I love this fuckin' place. [Michael laughs] I know that that sounds crazy. If anything happens Mike, you don't - don't leave me over there. You got, you gotta...Just don't leave me. You gotta promise me that, Mike.
Michael: Hey!
Nick: No man, you got, you gotta, you gotta promise definitely.
Michael: Hey Nicky...You got it, pal.

dzemmo wrote:"I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member."

"That sex was the most fun I've ever had without laughing. "

Dzemmo, Annie Hall se skoro gledala a?

Maratonci:


- umro je Pantelija.

- 'ajde?

"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!"

Eborg wrote:"THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!"

Preeejako!

Wanda: I can't stand people. ... Do you hate them?
Henry: No... It seems to feel better when they're not around.

("Barfly", 1987, M. Rourke & F. Dunaway, scena upoznavanja, za sankom u baru)

ili kada H. Kinaski sve pijandure za sankom casti picem, pa nazdravlja:
"To all my frieeeends...!"

A ima i ono bezobrazno - kada Henry kaze Eddyju, sankeru (u svadji):
"Your mother's cunt smels like...a carpet cleaner."

Mickey Rourke je jedan, neponovljiv...

Raging Bull (1980):

(kada Jake La Motta prica kako ce da slupa protivnika, Janira)
"They say he's good looking... I don't know, I got a problem, don't know what to do - fuck him or fight him."

(kad matori mafijas Tommy kaze za boksera Janira, nokautiranog)
"He's ain't pretty no more."

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Hey amigo! Normaly I kill for money, but because you are my friend I kill you for nothing

Mr. Praline : 'Ello. I wish to register a complaint.

Mr. Praline : 'Ello, Miss?

Owner : What do you mean, "miss"?

Mr. Praline : I'm sorry, I have a cold.

Mr. Praline: I wish to make a complaint!

Owner: Sorry, we're closin' for lunch...!

Mr. Praline : Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot, what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner : Oh yes, the, ah, the Norwegian Blue... What's, ah... W-what's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline : I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it.

Owner : No, no, 'e's ah... he's resting.

Mr. Praline : Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Owner : No no, h-he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!

Mr. Praline : Restin'?

Owner : Y-yeah, restin.' Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it, eh? Beautiful plumage!

Mr. Praline : The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead!

Owner : Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!

Mr. Praline : All right then, if he's resting, I'll wake him up!

'Ello, Polly! Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you wake up, Mr. Polly Parrot...

Owner : There, he moved!

Mr. Praline : No, he didn't, that was you pushing the cage!

Owner : I never!!

Mr. Praline : Yes, you did!

Owner : I never, never....

Mr. Praline : 'ELLO POLLAAAAAAAY! POLL-EE! POLLY PARROT! WAKE UP!

TESTIIIING! TESTIIIING! THIS IS YOUR NINE-O' CLOCK ALARM CALL!

POLL-EEEEEEE!

Now that's what I call a dead parrot.

Owner : No, no.... No, he's stunned.

Mr. Praline : STUNNED?

Owner : Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

Mr. Praline : Look my lad, I've had just about enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

Owner : Well, he's... he's, ah... probably pining for the fjords.

Mr. Praline : PININ' for the FJORDS? What kind of talk is that? Look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

Owner : The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin' on its back! Remarkable bird, isn't it, guv, eh? Lovely plumage!

Mr. Praline : Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

Owner : Well, of course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its little pecker, and VOOM!

Mr. Praline : "VOOM?"

Mr. Praline : Look matey, this parrot wouldn't "voom" if you put four thousand volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!

Owner : It's not! I-It's pining!

Mr. Praline : It's not pinin,' it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he would be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolical processes are of interest only to historians! It's hopped the twig! It's shuffled off this mortal coil! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This.... is an EX-PARROT!


Owner : Well, I'd better replace it, then.

Mr. Praline : (turning to camera) If you want to get anything done in this country you've got to complain 'til you're blue in the mouth.

Owner : Sorry guv, we're fresh out of parrots.

Mr. Praline : I see. I see, I get the picture.

Owner : I-I've got a slug.

Mr. Praline : Does it talk?

Owner : Not really, no.

Mr. Praline : Well, it's SCARCELY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT then, IS IT?

Owner : Listen, I'll tell you what, tell you what, if you go to my brother's pet shop in Bolton, he'll replace your parrot for you.

Mr. Praline : Bolton, eh?

Owner : Yeah.

Mr. Praline : All right.

Mr. Praline : Uh, excuse me, this is Bolton, is it?

Owner :No, it's Ipswitch.

Mr. Praline : That's inter-city rail for you.

Mr. Praline : I wish to make a complaint.

Attendant : I don't have to do this, you know!

Mr. Praline : I beg your pardon...?

Attendant : I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this 'cause I like being my own boss!

Mr. Praline : Excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it?

Attendant : Oh yeah, well, most transcripts woulda stopped at the slug line.

Mr. Praline : Leave it to PythoNET, eh?

Attendant : Yeah, yeah.

Mr. Praline : Well, I wish to complain! I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswitch.

Attendant : No, this is Bolton.

Mr. Praline : The pet shop owner's brother was lying!

Attendant : Well, you can't blame British Rail for that.

Mr. Praline : If this is Bolton, I shall return to the pet shop!

Mr. Praline : I understand that this IS Bolton.

Owner : Yeah?

Mr. Praline : But you told me it was Ipswitch!

Owner : It was a pun.

Mr. Praline : A pun??

Owner : No, no ... not a pun ... What's the other thing where it reads the same backwards as forwards?

Mr. Praline : A palindrome...?

Owner : Yeah, yeah.

Mr. Praline : It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob!" It don't work!!

Owner : Well, what do you want?

Mr. Praline : No, I'm sorry! I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!

Owner : Silly, sir?

Mr. Praline : And take off that moustache!

Owner : Silly, sir?

Mr. Praline : Yes, silly! I've come in here with a perfectly legitimate complaint and you have done everything in your power to turn my afternoon into a comedy of errors! This, therefore, is silly!

Owner : Y-yeah. Silly.

Mr. Praline : Well.

Owner : D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place

Mr. Praline : Yeah, all right.

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Leon
kad prica sa Mathildom :
Leon, what exactly do you do for a living?
Léon: Cleaner.
Mathilda: You mean you're a hit man?
Léon: Yeah.
Mathilda: Cool.

Ili Stansfield prije nego sto upadne u Mathildin stan : " I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven."

Misija :
"-We must work in the world, your eminence. The world is thus.
- No, Señor Hontar. Thus have we made the world... thus have I made it. "

"-So, your Holiness, now your priests are dead, and I am left alive. But in truth it is I who am dead, and they who live. For as always, your Holiness, the spirit of the dead will survive in the memory of the living. "

Savrseni Krug
Kad Mustafa Nadarevic dodze na prvu liniju da peca a cetnicki snajper otvori vatru na njega i gluhonjemog djecaka a vojnik ABiH ih gleda i kaze : " A je cudna delegata ?! "

A za kraj Snijeg:

"Alma , Bog nije corav od ociju. Nemoj to nikad zaboraviti ! "