I'm capitulating.
The amount of most idiotic nonsense I've ever seen, flying through the social media today....just today... really, I simply can't stand this any more.
Just few examples....
Please feel yourself informed that, gauging by videos showing the explosion of some Iranian oil facility from around the year ago, the Russian strike on something in the Khmel Oblast on 13 May, was a stock of UK-supplied depleted uranium ammunition worth $2.2 billion.
Half Ukraine was blown up, and now all Ukrainians are scrambling to protect themselves from resulting radio-activity. Europe is to follow soon: all of Russia knows this...
As next: accept it, finally, that Russia was drawn into this war and it is a war against Russian sovereignty, a war to destroy Russia. Which is why it is fought in Ukraine.... and, that the only reason for the Russians slowing down their advance into the Donbass is that Putin first had to find all the biolabs, sites used by Ukrainians for developing nuclear weapons, and labs producing cyborg zombies on dope in form of little kids. These were all extra-legal and well-hidden, and are the klix reason for this war. But, they had to be found as first. And kids had to be saved and brought to Russia, too. And it was important to prevent the spread of dangerous pathogens created there. Corona was only a test for a virus genetically programmed to exterminate all the Russians. Putin knew this for years. That’s why he first had to take care about all the labs…
Oh, all of you quasi-good-people in the West: don’t you see the obvious? The truth?
Pudding is actually saving your backsides! Be thankful and stop speaking badly about Pudding! And about Trump, too. Together, the two are going to save all your souls: believe in Pudding. Trust Pudding. One nation, one Pudding…
Meh… that was just the start. Amid of reading all of such brilliant examples of written diarrhoeas, run into an even better example. General Pavlos Christou (ret.) - a famous Greek military genius - earned himself countless accolades in the Russian social media - and from all the possible Pudding-fans abroad - for stating (quote),
‘Wars should only be fought between armies in open space. Ukraine with its military dogma has moved the war into the cities without withdrawing the inhabitants, so there are heavy casualties on both sides. Civilians are being killed. It is a war crime when you bomb and fight and keep the population in the middle of the fighting, when you set up military bases in the cities, in the hospitals. This is forbidden by international laws of warfare…’
I’m only sorry for my reading of his holy statements were interrupted at that point in time. For two reasons. Firstly, to bow in awe in the face of all the military expertise so skillfully demonstrated by General Christou. Secondly, and while still bent forward, I’ve noticed that not only my monitor, but my glasses began melting, and thus I couldn’t catch the rest: was too busy scrambling to collect all the resulting liquids dripping down my table and on the floor…. the situation reached a point where the emoji function of my Facebook account stopped working - and that means that it's critical. Or worse...
Never mind. Let me observe (arguably: just on basis of what I did manage to read before everything in front of my eyes melted) that I cannot but agree with Christou: it is obvious – even to the biggest idiots on this planet – that Ukraine must stop carrying its cities to the battlefields of Russia, and forcing the Russians to attack these…
Such acts are a war crime. And if we let Ukrainians continue doing that, they’ll end up carrying, say, the cities of Sumy, or Nikopol, or Dnipro, or Kherson, or Zaporizhzhya – not only to Russia, but to Mali, or the Central African Republic, and to Mozamique, too. All because Ukrainians are so dogmatic in having their citizens slaughtered by thousands by the likes of innocent Wagner head-choppers and angels-like VDV’s mass-murderers there.
Awful. Simply awful. We, simply, have no other options but to stop Ukraine…
By now, it's obvious that in comparison to Christou, Niccolo Machiavelli and Carl von Clausewitz were bloody amateurs. And that Christos is the best advertisement for contraception.
But wait, now comes the best one: on the basis of one video shown the launch of about 30 SAMs over Kyiv, early this morning - and then released by a youngster female blogger, whose boyfriend is one of biggest drug-dealers of Kyiv - super-intelligent people all over the world have concluded that Kyiv is lying. Ukrainians didn't shot down XY Kinzhals and whatever else, but Kinzhals destroyed an entire Ukrainian PAC-3MSE SAM-site...
....and before that, Russian air force shot down 11 Ukrainian fighter jets, 3 helicopters, 7 Storm Shadows, and Peter Pan too...
....nevermind...
In the next episode of Olympic Games of Online Idiots - soon on your favourite social media appearance - we're going to discuss the number of beans in the can of Gulasch Suppe made by the Inzersdorfer company of Austria, based on the number of matches in the box made by the Swedish Match.
