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#15376 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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Docekuje mujo punicu na aVtobuskoj .. tegljaci kofere ...
-jao bas nam je drago da ste nam dosli ... i do kad ostajete
-pa dok vam ne dosadim zete
-pa zasto tako kratko
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#15377 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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Izjava mudrog vodje kako ce od FBiH napraviti zapadnu FBiH je sve istinitija
FBiH sve vise zapada klincu za usi
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#15378 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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StLouis wrote:Žena - Daj mi pare idem da kupim brus-halter?
Muž - Šta će ti? Kad nems ništa da stavis u njega?
Žena - pa i ti nosis gacice?
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#15379 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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http://www.sarajevo-x.com/forum/viewtop ... =2&t=96995

bujrum :)
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:D
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#15381 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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Muž doveo bolesnu ženu kod doktora. Posle rutinskog pregleda, doktor izdvoji muža u svoju kancelariju i oprezno mu saopšti:
• Situacija nije bezazlena, moraće da ostane u bolnici.
• Doktore, recite mi za koliko će ozdraviti?
• Za 500 evra!
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#15382 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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http://www.sportskacentrala.com/?s=read&cat=1&id=108143

naslov je prekuco
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plain vanilla wrote:Pita Dzeko Mancinija -hoces me staviti u prvi tim? A Mancini odgovara:
- Necu, necu, Dijamante :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#15384 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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Loše vijesti, za Kurca baš :D
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#15385 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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atko wrote:Izjava mudrog vodje kako ce od FBiH napraviti zapadnu FBiH je sve istinitija
FBiH sve vise zapada klincu za usi
sta bi mi bez nasih analiticara od preko bare...
nek' je tamo sve u dure
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#15386 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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odlican :lol:
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#15387 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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Ovi sto misle da ce da se zaposle odmah poslije diplome..
Zive u goroj zabludi od djecaka crkvenog hora Vatikana ....koji misle da su tu da pjevaju.

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#15388 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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tpm wrote:
atko wrote:Izjava mudrog vodje kako ce od FBiH napraviti zapadnu FBiH je sve istinitija
FBiH sve vise zapada klincu za usi
sta bi mi bez nasih analiticara od preko bare...
nek' je tamo sve u dure
presvijetili vodja je krenu da pravi i zapadni SDP ...
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#15389 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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http://www.pik.ba/artikal/2908735/potre ... j-detalje/
Oglas dana :D
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#15390 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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Ide plavusa ulicom i naidje na koru od banane,udari se u glavu i kaze-jaoo sad opet moram da se okliznem :lol:
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#15391 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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KvaziExpert wrote:
Izbrisano:cry:
imas na temi slicica dana
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#15392 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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KvaziExpert wrote:
Izbrisano:cry:
Ma oglas je bio kao da ga je Hitler izdao. Ma gore. Ali ne sa aspekta mržnje prema ljudima, nego sa aspekta strogoće.
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#15393 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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''ODBIJENA OSTAVKA
Željko Komšić ostaje na svim funkcijama u SDP-u''
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#15394 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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#15395 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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Nakon današnje sjednice predsjedništva SDP BiH, ova rubrika može pod ključ.
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#15396 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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Beno wrote: imas na temi slicica dana
Link' ? Ja ne vidim :D
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#15397 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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Code: Select all

http://www.radiosarajevo.ba/novost/76997/
evo vam to gore s pik.ba
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#15398 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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Došao mladić kod svećenika na ispovijed i kaže:
- "Oženio sam se."
Svećenik sav u čudu, te mu odgovori:
- "Mladi gospodine pa to nije grijeh."
Mladić odgovara svećeniku:
- "Ja se svejedno kajem.
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#15399 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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Pitali cigu koja je po njemu najjaca životinja,kaze on Lav,pitaju ga pa sto lav..kaze on zato sto je jak ko Konj!
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#15400 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/.../2010/2011/2012

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O'zone wrote:Pitali cigu koja je po njemu najjaca životinja,kaze on Lav,pitaju ga pa sto lav..kaze on zato sto je jak ko Konj!
Ima i ona-pitali cigu koja mu je najdraža životinja, kaže on lav, pitaju ga pa što baš lav...kaže cigo ,,zato što ima kosu ko Fazlija'' :D
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