I CAN’T HAVE NO AFFAIR BECAUSE IT’S WRONG PIE

(mogla sam ovu staviti na LJ&S

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200g digestive biscuits, crushed
125g demerara sugar
125g butter, melted
2 large eggs
200g caster sugar
1⁄2 teaspoon salt
500ml milk, scalded
1⁄2 teaspoon vanilla extract
1⁄4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1 banana (optional)
3 egg whites
PREPARATION:
1. In a medium bowl, mix the digestive biscuits, brown sugar and melted butter together until well blended. Press the crumb mixture into a 23cm (6 cm deep) loose-based tin. Preheat the oven to 220°C/ gas mark 7.
2. In a large bowl, lightly beat the eggs. Mix in 75g of the caster sugar and the salt. Slowly stir in the hot, scalded milk and the vanilla extract. Strain the mixture into the pie crust and sprinkle the cinnamon on top.
3. Bake on the lower shelf of the pre-heated oven for 25 to 30 minutes or until the custard is firm.
4. In a large glass mixing bowl, whisk the egg whites until stiff but not dry.Gradually beat in the remaining caster sugar, whisking well between each addition until very stiff and shiny.
5. Scatter the banana over the custard (if using.) Spread the meringue on top of the pie, return to the oven and cook until the meringue is slightly brown. Cool for at least 15 minutes before cutting.
Makes 8 servings.
PREGNANT MISERABLE SELF-PITYING LOSER PIE
1 packet (450g) shortcrust pastry
200g blueberries
190g caster sugar
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 tablespoon cornflour
100ml water
3 eggs, beaten
170g demerara sugar
280ml glucose syrup
170ml double cream
6 tablespoons butter, melted
125g uncooked rolled oats
100g finely chopped fruitcake
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 tbsp brandy
PREPARATION:
1. Line a 25cm loose-based tin with approximately two thirds of the shortcrust pastry. Reserve the trimmings. Chill the pastry case in the fridge until ready to use.
2. Heat the blueberries, 40g of the caster sugar and the lemon juice in a saucepan until the juices begin to run from the fruit. Mix the cornflour with the water, then stir a little of the hot juices from the pan into the cornflour mixture. Stir this mixture back into the pan and continue stirring until thickened. Set aside to cool.
3. Pre-heat the oven to 180C/ Gas Mark 4.
4. In a large mixing bowl, combine the eggs, demerara sugar, remaining caster sugar, glucose syrup, cream, butter, oats, fruitcake and vanilla extract. Mix well and stir in the blueberry mixture. Pour into the prepared pastry case.
5. Roll out the remaining pastry and cut into long strips about 2cm wide. Create a lattice on top of the blueberry filling, by laying out the strips of pastry at 2 cm intervals across the pie, turning the pie 90 degrees and adding a second row of pastry strips to form a criss-cross pattern.
6. Bake in the pre-heated oven for 45 minutes or until browned and set.
7. Pour the brandy onto the hot pie and set fire to it carefully with a match. Allow the alcohol to burn off and serve.
Makes 8 servings.
Baby Screamin' Its Head Off In The Middle of the Night & Ruinin' My Life Pie (ovu pravim veceras)
4 8-oz. cream cheese, softened
1 C. unsalted butter, softened
1 1/2 C. sour cream
1/2 C heavy whipping cream
1 3/4 C. white sugar
1/8 . cornstarch
1 fl. oz. amaretto liqueur
1 tsp. vanilla extract
5 eggs
1 egg yolk
1 C. chopped pecans
1/2 tsp. nutmeg
1. Bring all ingredients to room temperature. Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Wrap outside of 9-inch springform pan with foil. Generously butter inside of pan.
2. In large bowl,beat cream cheese and butter until smooth. Mix in sugar and cornstarch. Blend in sour cream and whipping cream. Add amaretto and vanilla. Stir in eggs and egg yolk one at a time, mixing thoroughly between each addition.
3. Pour batter into pan. Place pan in another pan at least 1 inch wider and add water to outside pan (prevents cracks). Bake on center rack for 70 minutes.
4. Turn oven off and let cool with door open for 1 hour. Remove cake from water and chill at least 3 hours before removing cake from pan. Top with crushed pecans and dust with nutmeg.
Serves 8.
(recepti su iz filma "Waitress")
Better Than Sex Pie
1 cup flour
1 cup butter
2 tablespoons sugar
1/2 cup chopped nuts
1 cup powdered sugar
1 package (8 ounce) cream cheese
1 package (3 ounce) cream cheese
1 cup cool whip
3 packages instant vanilla pudding
4 1/2 cups milk
Method
Mix flour, sugar and butter and beat until smooth and creamy. Cover a 9 by 13 inch pie pan. Bake at 350 F until brown, about 10 minutes. Cool completely, Spread cool whip onto cool crust. Soften cheese and mix with pudding and milk. Spread on top of cool whip and refrigerate for 15 minutes. Top with cool whip and sprinkle with chopped nuts.