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#151 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Zviz wrote:Ja teme mati mila... treba izadt prirucnik "sta najbolje udaje zenu" to bi bio hit... :D

Evo vam na engelskom 13 primjera kakve neterebate da budete :D

1. Blinded Brenda. For this woman, the motto is "It's all about me." If you, as a man, consider yourself to be a catch, this most likely means you have a vision of where you see yourself in the next 10 years. Make sure your woman has the same vision. Many a man wastes his gifts on what he was created to be, only to waste his life fulfilling the vision a woman has for him. Know what you were created for, and find a helpmate who will help you get there.

2. Dominating Donna. This is a woman who doesn’t acknowledge the order God has established. She wants to redefine the Bible, as she believes it is outdated for this generation. She won’t be happy just wearing the pants. She won’t stop until she has you wearing the skirt. Don’t just walk away from this woman—run.

3. Holy Holly. This woman can be exhausting. She quotes the Bible in everything she does. She is the "only one" who hears from God correctly. She has no real joy in living. No sense of humor. If she laughed, her face would crack. Her comfort and joy come from the law of the Lord.

4. Trophy Tina. This is the woman most men are drawn to. She has all the right curves in all the right places. But just like the signs on a winding road, beware of dangerous curves ahead. When I think of a trophy, it’s only good for about a year, and then it goes to the next best thing that comes along. I’m not saying your wife shouldn’t be attractive, as I know that is important for most men. Just make sure that looks aren’t the only thing you see, because although a trophy will lose its shine over time, what’s on the inside never will.


5. Prideful Peggy. This woman has to have the best of everything—best car, biggest house, name-brand clothing. She constantly compares what she has to what others have. Her identity is wrapped up in things. She will drive a man into debt, and enough will never be enough. The Word says, “Out of the abundance of the heart a man speaks.” Listen to what she talks about. If you hear her constantly comparing herself to others, keeping this woman happy will feel like a root canal that never ends.

6. Chatty Cathy. This woman has something to say about everybody and everything. She never shuts up. She finds faults in everything. Over time she will sound like a dripping faucet that never stops.

7. Addicted Debbie. This woman is usually looking in the rearview mirror of life. She sings the "somebody done me something wrong" song to everybody and anybody who will listen. She constantly hashes and rehashes the failures or losses of life. Many times this woman will battle addictions to numb her pain, whether it’s drugs, alcohol or food. Her pains will become your worst nightmare. Remember you are looking for a helpmate, not a mate to help.

8. Broke-as-a-Joke Julie. This is a woman who has credit issues. She owes money to everybody, and she will have no sense of restraint when it comes to spending money. Just as it is important for a woman to know a man’s financial status, a man should know a woman’s. If she can’t budget her own money, she won’t have any trouble spending yours.

9. Married Mindy. You would think this would be obvious, but unfortunately it is not. If a married woman is sending you signals or if you’re married and a single woman is sending you signals, beware. If she will cheat with you, she will cheat on you. "Why bring the hot coals of fire into your chest?" the Bible clearly warns you. Unless a woman has a true heart change in the Lord, and not a heart change because of you, history will repeat itself.

10. Lying Linda. Listen to this woman. If she has no problem lying to family, friends and co-workers, she will have no problem lying to you. That which you fear, you cannot love. Trust will always be an issue with you. Eventually your love for her will dry up.

11. Lazy Lucille. The only place the Lord talks about laziness is in conjunction with wickedness—“You wicked, lazy servant.” God sees laziness as wicked. You will know this woman. Her house is a filthy mess, and her car looks like a trash dump. She doesn’t take care of herself in any way. She doesn’t have a healthy love for herself and won’t be able to love you correctly until she does.

12. Sad Sally. This woman has no joy. She seems sad most of the time and has the attitude of “If it wasn’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all.” Attitude will determine altitude—how far you will go. Like a helium balloon, you are constantly having to pump this woman up, only to find her deflated in the morning. Look for a woman who knows how to encourage herself, and you will find one who will encourage you and won’t weigh you down.

13. Nervous Nellie. This woman is afraid of everything—afraid to drive, afraid to fly, afraid to try anything new. She will have to see it to believe it. Nervous Nellie can hold a man back from becoming the gift he was meant to be. This doesn’t mean a woman can’t balance a man to keep him from being careless. Often a woman can sense the things that men overlook. I am saying that this one can never go beyond her comfort zone. She is obsessed with illness and talks of sickness as if it is something to expect—that it’s normal and a healthy life is unusual.
Reko...poznajem svih 13 i sve du udate. Nidje veze.
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#152 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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sherbett wrote:
thea wrote:Muskarci pitaju zene hoce li se udati?

Oni traze vise ljepse zene, pogotovo oni koji sebi mogu prustiti ljepsu zenu, muskarci koji su dobrostojeci mislim na novac ili osnovno za zivot traze ljepse zgodnije zene, jer se muskarac definise u drustvu kroz zenu. Ako mu je zena lijepa i zgodna to ti je kao da ima liksuzan auto sa ful opremom :)

a plus ona ako ima skolu, govori strane jezike, ect.

Drugi razlog ljepse i zgodnije je taj da mu se djeca radaju ljepsa?
Eh sad ne kuzim kako, jer genetika igra ulogu, i tata mora imati dobre gene za dobar izgled. :D
bezveze. ne može to biti dovoljno nekome tko ima zdravu glavu.
A što se tiče djece, ni lijepi roditelji nisu garant da će dijete bit lijepo..bezveze
Ne postoji garant, ali postoje dobri i loši izgledi, vjerovatnoća.
Boldirano totalno nebitno, jer opet gledaš i tražiš nekog ko ti je lijep.
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#153 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Big Ang wrote:...oni koji sebi mogu priustiti ljepsu zenu? :hm: ?
A oni koji ne mogu zavrse sa rugobom, tako ti je to :mrgreen: :lol:
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#154 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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ladyblue18 wrote:
Big Ang wrote:...oni koji sebi mogu priustiti ljepsu zenu? :hm: ?
A oni koji ne mogu zavrse sa rugobom, tako ti je to :mrgreen: :lol:
Skupo odrzavanje? :D
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#155 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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sherbett wrote:
thea wrote:Muskarci pitaju zene hoce li se udati?

Oni traze vise ljepse zene, pogotovo oni koji sebi mogu prustiti ljepsu zenu, muskarci koji su dobrostojeci mislim na novac ili osnovno za zivot traze ljepse zgodnije zene, jer se muskarac definise u drustvu kroz zenu. Ako mu je zena lijepa i zgodna to ti je kao da ima liksuzan auto sa ful opremom :)

a plus ona ako ima skolu, govori strane jezike, ect.

Drugi razlog ljepse i zgodnije je taj da mu se djeca radaju ljepsa?
Eh sad ne kuzim kako, jer genetika igra ulogu, i tata mora imati dobre gene za dobar izgled. :D
bezveze. ne može to biti dovoljno nekome tko ima zdravu glavu.
A što se tiče djece, ni lijepi roditelji nisu garant da će dijete bit lijepo..bezveze

jok eto ispast ce ruzni ,nekazem da u toj kombinaciji nemoze biti tako ,ali opet u vecini slucajeva ce biti ljepse u odnosu na stiuaciju kada je manje lijep partner .
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#156 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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sherbett wrote:
S4mpion wrote: Ne postoji garant, ali postoje dobri i loši izgledi, vjerovatnoća.
Boldirano totalno nebitno, jer opet gledaš i tražiš nekog ko ti je lijep.
pravi muškarac nije lijep ko slika. ima nešto ružno i grubo. Tak da..ne, ne mora mi biti lijep, ali može to da mi bude nebitno naspra drugih stvari
E to je ono što ti tražiš upravo zbog toga što želiš da se njegove osobine odraze na potomstvo, biološki skener.
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#157 Re: Odg: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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thea wrote:Muskarci pitaju zene hoce li se udati?

Oni traze vise ljepse zene, pogotovo oni koji sebi mogu prustiti ljepsu zenu, muskarci koji su dobrostojeci mislim na novac ili osnovno za zivot traze ljepse zgodnije zene, jer se muskarac definise u drustvu kroz zenu. Ako mu je zena lijepa i zgodna to ti je kao da ima liksuzan auto sa ful opremom :)

a plus ona ako ima skolu, govori strane jezike, ect.

Drugi razlog ljepse i zgodnije je taj da mu se djeca radaju ljepsa?
Eh sad ne kuzim kako, jer genetika igra ulogu, i tata mora imati dobre gene za dobar izgled. :D
U moru postova po defaultu na obe strane koji iskljucivo ili napadaju ili brane zene.. e ovaj post je zanimljiv.

Ne slazem se sa svime ali slobodno nastavi pisati napokon neko osvjezenje. :)

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#158 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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animals wrote:
A sta ce one bez vjere..
U dzehenem brate, sestro


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De,I mi smo necija djeca.
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Not My Idea wrote:De,I mi smo necija djeca.
Nije do mene, da se ja pitam ja bi vas pustio
:D :D :D
Djes' ti bona?


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thea wrote:ja ne kuzim sta znaci vjera, mislite da je zena praktikant? ili...

Čuo sam ranije, a ovdje je to spomenuo kolega @arslanbey Bogobojaznost.

Ne bih volio da tema previše ode u pravcu tumačenja vjere, podjela na vjernike i ateiste,
ali ovaj termin Bogobojaznost bi trebala vrijediti i za muškarce, kao i za žene vjernike, naravno.
Nisam pozvan, niti bih se upuštao u to da vjernicima tumačim značenje tog izraza, jer bi to trebalo da se podrazumijeva.

A ateisti to mogu sebi protumačiti kao:
"biti svjestan da si samo jedno obično sitno ljudsko biće u nečemu tako velikom kao Svemir, te se u skladu sa svojom 'veličinom' tako treba i ponašati, na kratkom putu od rođenja do smrti".
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#162 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Ma evo ne,ne mogu da spavam pa citam ne bil sta naucila :mrgreen:
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#163 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Not My Idea wrote:Ma evo ne,ne mogu da spavam pa citam ne bil sta naucila :mrgreen:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Not My Idea wrote:Ma evo ne,ne mogu da spavam pa citam ne bil sta naucila :mrgreen:

Nakon što pročitaš sve ove bisere na temi, još gore nećeš imati sna. :mrgreen: ;-)
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Not My Idea wrote:Ma evo ne,ne mogu da spavam pa citam ne bil sta naucila :mrgreen:
Lahko je tako :D


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Mislim da telo udaje ženu .... niko neće žene bez tela.
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Sas ti vidjeti kad ti se jave najmanje dvojica koji vole o takve, dusevne :D


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insomnia78 wrote:Sas ti vidjeti kad ti se jave najmanje dvojica koji vole o takve, dusevne :D


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#169 Re: Odg: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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sherbett wrote:to je prirodno. instinktivno. gledala sam neki dokumentarac o tome..kako žene podsvjeno skeniraju muškarce i prvo pomsle na to kakvo bi im bilo potomstvo. Osim fizičke spreme, jakosti, privlači ih miris i naravno karakter. je li vođa čopora, ili je lijevi u kutu
Mozemo mi pricati svasta nesto ali to je nasa ljudska priroda, to se ne mijenja bas tako lako..

Mijenjaju se samo pojmovi moci, a istina da su fizicke predispozicije izgubile na znacaju, naravno i dalje ih ima. Nekad davno je pojam moci bio da je muskarac spreman zastititi porodicu, donijeti hrane, nasjeci drva, naci skloniste..

Danas toga nema pa je novac faktor moci. Jer ti novac daje i kucu i zastitu i da platis covjeka da ti nasjece drva. :D Naravno nije da smo bas toliko evoluirali i dalje zene podsvjesno gledaju i fizicku spremu.. ;)

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fatamorgana wrote:
insomnia78 wrote:Sas ti vidjeti kad ti se jave najmanje dvojica koji vole o takve, dusevne :D


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Ma mislio sam bukvalno bez tijela, znam da takve ne postoje ali i kad bi postojale niko ih nebi htio .... eto prvi ja.

Čuveni filozof i mislilac XXI vijeka Zijad Turković Zika je već odavno izrekao tu mudrost:
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#171 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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insomnia78 wrote:Pa sta ce one vecina ih nisu udate
Kako da znaju sta udaje zenu


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Not My Idea wrote:De,I mi smo necija djeca.
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Dobije bogatasa zato sto je lijepa- Smezura se,ovaj nadje zamjenu u vidu mladje i ljepse ljubavnice :D
Dobije siromaha zato sto je prosjecna- Smezura se,ovaj se obogati,nadje ljepsu :D

U biti nikad se nezna kako ce se zavrsiti....treba onaj gore da te pogleda il ne pogleda :-D
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#174 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Kako se najbolje prodajete, odnosno sta nudite na trzistu, koje kvalitete i koje kvalitete trazite od muskaraca da bi razmisljale o braku s njim?
Registrovah se s nadimkom koji odrazava dio mog stanja i razmisljanja na datu temu.
Prije petnaestak godina kad sam dobila prvu ponudu za brak bila sam kcerka lokalnog privrednika cije je samo ime privlacilo sve sto pozelis. Ponudu za brak sam odbila jer sam bila premlada i jer nisam nikad bila nacisto koga privlacim ja a koga novac mojih roditelja. Gadio mi se brak moje sestre s likom koji se javno hvalisao sta je ulovio.

Islo mi je to na zivce pa sam otisla od kuce, prekinula sve veze s tim dijelom zivota u zelji da sama nesto ostvarim i da me ljudi dozivljavaju kao jedinstvenu osobu.

Studirala sam ziveci oskudno, nasla posao jos dok sam studirala. Promijenila u toku ovih godina desetak radnih mjesta, stalno i polako se penjuci i na platnom spisku i na nivou odgovornosti.

Bila sam i ostala uvijek izuzetno komunikativna, aktivna, druzeljubiva i uvijek sam trazila drustvo i ljubav. Pokusavala sam ostvariti stabilnu vezu ali to je u mom slucaju jednostavno nemoguca misija.

Dakle, imam sve sto treba bilo kome u skoro svim uslovima zivota da bi zivio dobro. Licna i opsta higijena, kuhanje, briga o sebi i drugima, sposobnost suosjecanja blabla...sve to ne znaci nista. Nisam fukara ni rodjenjem (roditelji jos uvijek zive solidno i rade kao pcelice) a i tokom godina rada sam ustedila vise nego pristojnu ustedjevinu s kojom mogu poceti novi zivot bilo gdje ali sve to ne znaci opet nista.

Zenu u vecini slucajeva najbolje udaje slucajnost, neki lucidni trenutak bez previse razmisljanja. Ili dobro razradjena strategija kakva se u dosta porodica prenosi s majke na kcerku, pri cemu se gleda iskljucivo prakticna racunica.

Kvalitete od muskarca koje sam ja trazila jednostavno vise ne vjerujem da postoje. Stabilnost, samostalnost, urednost, poriv da radi na sebi u svakom smislu, da se ne plasi zivota, da ne kmeci majci i o majci.
Vec deset godina mi razni ljudi trube da necu naci licnu srecu s muskarcem s ovih prostora. Mozda jos i to da probam.
Inace cu otici u vlastitu istoriju slicno Andricevoj junakinji a ne mogu reci da bas o tome sanjam :cry:
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#175 Re: Sta najbolje udaje zenu?

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Savrseno :thumbup: aj lajk ju :kiss: :D
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