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#14526 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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O'zone wrote:http://www.pik.ba/artikal/1733448/umjetna-vagina/

što volim kad godina izda sve poskupi pojeftini p...da :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Pitanja su vrh :mrgreen:
Imal' ko da pozajmi cenera?? Vraćam čim budu pemzije... :mrgreen: :P
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#14527 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Intimus wrote:
O'zone wrote:http://www.pik.ba/artikal/1733448/umjetna-vagina/

što volim kad godina izda sve poskupi pojeftini p...da :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Pitanja su vrh :mrgreen:
Imal' ko da pozajmi cenera?? Vraćam čim budu pemzije... :mrgreen: :P
što će ti ovo ba, one u Reljevu daju na teku :D
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#14528 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Chmoljo wrote:
Intimus wrote:
Imal' ko da pozajmi cenera?? Vraćam čim budu pemzije... :mrgreen: :P
što će ti ovo ba, one u Reljevu daju na teku :D
Bjež' ba, ko će po ovoj zimi u Reljevo ić' ?
A plus, ovu mogu svugdje sasobom povesti... :mrgreen:
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#14529 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Intimus wrote:
Chmoljo wrote:
Intimus wrote:
Imal' ko da pozajmi cenera?? Vraćam čim budu pemzije... :mrgreen: :P
što će ti ovo ba, one u Reljevu daju na teku :D
Bjež' ba, ko će po ovoj zimi u Reljevo ić' ?
A plus, ovu mogu svugdje sasobom povesti... :mrgreen:
Ma šta povest?! Možeš je bolan u džep staviti! :oops:
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#14530 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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#14531 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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- Šta krava daje posle zemljotresa?
Milkšejk. :-) :mrgreen:
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#14532 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Mujo: Imas li ti Haso sat?
Haso: I da imam otkud mi!!
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#14533 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Mujo, otkad si se obrijo izgledas potpuno drugi covjek!
- Ali, ja se ne zovem Mujo.
- Staa? I ime si promijenio?!
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#14534 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Uciteljica pita malog Mujicu od cega se sastoji
zivi svijet na Zemlji.
- "Od insana, hajvana, baja i trava."
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#14535 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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O'zone wrote:
Ma šta povest?! Možeš je bolan u džep staviti! :oops:

Ma šta u džep staviti?! Ne moraš je skidati nikako :D :D :D
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#14536 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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luckylaka wrote:Uciteljica pita malog Mujicu od cega se sastoji
zivi svijet na Zemlji.
- "Od insana, hajvana, baja i trava."
dobar
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#14537 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Ulazi Ciga muzičar u autobus i spazi ženu kako plače.
• Šta se desilo? Mogu li nešto da vam sviram da vas razveseli? - pita on.
• Pa eto, moj sin Milan se utopio u Drini...
• Dobro gospođo, evo ovako: Moj Milane, gurnem ti ga strini, kog si ku*ca tražio po Drini...
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#14538 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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E&E wrote:Ulazi Ciga muzičar u autobus i spazi ženu kako plače.
• Šta se desilo? Mogu li nešto da vam sviram da vas razveseli? - pita on.
• Pa eto, moj sin Milan se utopio u Drini...
• Dobro gospođo, evo ovako: Moj Milane, gurnem ti ga strini, kog si ku*ca tražio po Drini...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#14539 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Ovo ko iz nadrealista:

http://www.sarajevo-x.com/zanimljivosti ... /111228042
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#14540 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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#14541 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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na ljevoj čarapi komadant che
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#14542 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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terra_incognita wrote:
na ljevoj čarapi komadant che
Moram te razočarati ali mislim da je ovo jedna te ista čarapa, samo na desnoj slici uvećana :mrgreen:
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#14543 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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sta reci ... dzizs krajst :D
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#14544 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Šta kažu vlasnici kladionica kad ujutro ustanu?
- Ne daj Bože nikome!
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#14545 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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#14546 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Kaze Beckham Rooney-u: Hajmo lopte!
Kaze Rooney Beckhamu: Necu, hajmo viktorije....
Kaze Beckham: Hajmo ti mame...

:)
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#14547 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Juri autobus pun putnika nizbrdicom,a za njim trči čovjek.Jedan putnik mu kroz prozor dobaci:Nećeš uspjeti da stigneš !
-Moram,ja sam šofer :P
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#14548 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Dečko: Ti si najljepša i najsimpaticnija cura koju sam upoznao.
Cura: Ne seri! Samo bi me jebo!
Dečko: Oooo!!! Još si i pametna. :D
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#14549 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Voze se dva studenta DIF-a i vide svog kolegu kako trci, na to ce jedan:- Vidi strebera! :lol: :lol:
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#14550 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Na prijemnom ispitu, a gdje bi drugo, ve´c na sarajevskoj Likovnoj
Akademiji, pred kandidate su postavljene tri slike:
a) IZGOREN HLJEB
b) UTOPLJEN COVJEK
c) TRUDNA ZENA
Zadatak je bio pronaci (samo) dvije rijeci koje su karakteristicne za
sve tri slike!

Ispit je polozila jedna djevojka...

Napisala je:

Kasno izvađen!
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