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#13851 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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atko wrote:ugledali se mujo i suljo preko ulice

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aaaa :thumbup:
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#13852 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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atko wrote:ugledali se mujo i suljo preko ulice

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ugledali se mujo i suljo preko ulice u Banovićima:

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#13853 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Ridjobrki wrote:
atko wrote:ugledali se mujo i suljo preko ulice

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ugledali se mujo i suljo preko ulice u Banovićima:

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hohohohoohohoh :D :lol: :lol:
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#13854 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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pirmin wrote:Sjedi djevojka u invalidskim kolicima u kafiću i prilazi joj dječko kome se svidjela.
Nakon upoznavanja, dogovore se da sutra odu u park. Dok je gurao kroz park, pričali su kako bi mogli da vode ljubav! Ona mu predloži:
- Hajmo do onog drveta, ti me podigni da se uhvatim za granu, a ti uradi šta treba!
On je poslušao...
Kada su završili, on je vrati u kolica i odvede je kući. Kad iz kuće istrčava njena majka, i počinje da grli dječka!
- Hvala ti sine što si je vratio kući!
- Pa naravno da ću je vratiti, svašta!
A majka odgovara:
- Ima sine mangupa! Jebu i ostave, po tri dana visi na drvetu ...

aj,aj, crn do bola :lol: :lol:
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#13855 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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ugledali se mujo i suljo preko ulice u Ze
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:D
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#13856 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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atko wrote:ugledali se mujo i suljo preko ulice u Ze
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:D
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#13857 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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#13858 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Evo jedan revidirani:

Krenu brodolom, 1-0, 2-0...kad sudac svira penal za nas...
Gleda Pape u nebo i zahvaljuje se Bogu:"Hvala ti Bože što si nas pogled'o, što nas spašavaš!"
Ali čim krenu drugo poluvrijeme, zabi Ronaldo za 3-1...
Vidjevši to Pape uzvikne: "E, sad smo najebali!"
U tom trenutku začuje se Božji glas s neba: "Niste najebali, nek Lula prigovori sudiji, nek mu se nahebe svega."
Lula uradi tako i fasova crveni...
"E, sad ste najebali." - kaže Bog.
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#13859 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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de ba ljudi postedite bar ovu temu s ovim... samo sto me niste rasplakali :(

vise ne gledam fudbal ... :x
*mima*

#13860 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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udrch wrote:Mima jebo te paprikaš, zamal se nisam upišo..trebalo mi je 15 minuta da dovršim čitav vic :D ..

:lol: :lol: :lol: .....izgleda samo si ti procitio vic.... :lol: ....i ja sam se kanila da citam.....sl sam plakala od smijeha :lol:
*mima*

#13861 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Na pijaci žena kaže:
Meni ova jaja ne izgledaju sveža.
A Piroćanac se zaprepasti:
Kako nisu sveža kad ni kokoška još ne zna da smo joj ih uzeli!
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#13862 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Pitaju cigu da li je ikad karao medicinsku sestru?
-Nisam, al jesam obicnu
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#13863 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Post by Bosanac sa dna kace »

Dolazi prodavac usisivaca kod babe na vrata,
- Evo imamo nove....
- Nemam ja para sinko!
- Ma, samo mala demonstracija.
Uđe on i iz vrece istrese gomilu govana babi na tepih,
- Ako usisivac ovo ne pokupi do zadnje mrve, ja cu to pojesti!
- E, bome sinko 'oceš, meni jucer iskljucilo struju!
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#13864 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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rashtiman wrote:Haj'mo sad Messi Messi :bih: :bih: :bih:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

neka, neka
mogu nas pobijediti, ali dusu i nas smisao za humor jos nam niko nije uspio uzeti

:bih: :bih: :bih: :bih: :bih: :bih:
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#13865 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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plain vanilla wrote:
rashtiman wrote:Haj'mo sad Messi Messi :bih: :bih: :bih:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

neka, neka
mogu nas pobijediti, ali dusu i nas smisao za humor jos nam niko nije uspio uzeti

:bih: :bih: :bih: :bih: :bih: :bih:
steta sto humor ne ide na EP
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#13866 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Kakva je razlika izmedju nogometasa i fudbalera???

Nogometasi idu na evropsko :lol: :D

bio ne bio dobar je
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#13867 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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PR-player wrote:Kakva je razlika izmedju nogometasa i fudbalera???

Nogometasi idu na evropsko :lol: :D

bio ne bio dobar je
Da li si ga ti hvatio ili ne :mrgreen: ... ostaje da se vidi meni je bas smjesno

:bih: :bih: :bih: :bih:
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#13868 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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*mima* wrote:
udrch wrote:Mima jebo te paprikaš, zamal se nisam upišo..trebalo mi je 15 minuta da dovršim čitav vic :D ..

:lol: :lol: :lol: .....izgleda samo si ti procitio vic.... :lol: ....i ja sam se kanila da citam.....sl sam plakala od smijeha :lol:
Bio je paprikaš već na ovoj temi i dosta nas je zaključilo da nije toliko urnebesan kako ga neki ćele prikazati. :oops:
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#13869 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Budi jutros žena Safeta Sušića i veli mu :" Ustaj, Safete, sedam je!" - a on skoči i reče : "ŠTA, KAD SU DALI I SEDMI???
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#13870 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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ProbuseniDolar wrote:Budi jutros žena Safeta Sušića i veli mu :" Ustaj, Safete, sedam je!" - a on skoči i reče : "ŠTA, KAD SU DALI I SEDMI???
Budi orginalan, daj nešto novo. Ovo je isfurano sa Fergusonom.
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#13871 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Dobar i taj hahaha :run:
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#13872 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

Post by PR-player »

Juce kad je bili 5:2 naumpo mi jedan

Kako ubiti zmaja?

Petardom.

al me sjebase sa sestim golom :D

aha znam more i ovako

Kako ubiti zmaja?

Šestarom...

:lol: :lol:
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#13873 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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dusa_raskopuša wrote: Idu Muje i Haso ulicom. I kaze haso Muji:''Je l' Mujo sta mi je ovo pod nokotom? Je l' ovo blato ili go*no?''
Mujo:''Ma daj bjezi Haso to ti je govno...''
Haso:''Pa jes' vala...otkud blato u guzici...''
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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#13875 Re: Vic dana 2004/2005/2006/2007/2008/2009/2010/2011

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Kako se kaze, batman ili betmen..nastavak molim.....
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