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nAN3
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by nAN3 » 04/07/2010 23:36
ma jok brate gdje cu pravit od tebe muskarca, znas me...
ma mrsko mi citirat pojedinacno jer ce smarat narednih 30dana dokazivat i tako to
zelenashica
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by zelenashica » 06/07/2010 00:54
nAN3 wrote:
ma jok brate gdje cu pravit od tebe muskarca, znas me...
ma mrsko mi citirat pojedinacno jer ce smarat narednih 30dana dokazivat i tako to
ja samo pitala
nAN3
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by nAN3 » 06/07/2010 02:12
zelenashica wrote:
ja samo pitala
normala sve tebra
Irelevantan
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by Irelevantan » 06/07/2010 09:08
Kakav sex..zaboravio sam kako to izgleda...
cat lover
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by cat lover » 06/07/2010 09:11
redovan i permanentan zornjak
Dialer
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by Dialer » 06/07/2010 09:19
I dalje ne kapiram kako moze uticat...
Strpljiva
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by Strpljiva » 07/07/2010 08:42
Kad' sad ' otegnu o zornjacima i naravno svi kasne na pos'o
cat lover
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by cat lover » 07/07/2010 08:42
Gospoda Ministarka wrote:
Kako je nagovoris majke ti?
telepatskim metodama
Gospoda Ministarka
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by Gospoda Ministarka » 07/07/2010 08:51
cat lover wrote: Gospoda Ministarka wrote:
Kako je nagovoris majke ti?
telepatskim metodama
Aha, znala sam da su neke nadnaravne moci u pitanju
Strpljiva, ma jok... ako se falim necu da lazem i izmisljam
cat lover
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by cat lover » 07/07/2010 08:53
poslije telepatske seanse se samo primaknem
Strpljiva
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by Strpljiva » 07/07/2010 08:59
Ministarko, ne smatraj se prozvanom
Odnosio se post na šire narodne mase.
Strpljiva
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by Strpljiva » 07/07/2010 09:04
Gospoda Ministarka wrote: Ma znam Strpljiva vec ja da odmah kazem da mi tu treba pomoc
Eeee, ovo već nisi trebala reći, jer ćeš pomoć naći prije nego trepneš
A sad, ne bi mačku ubila radoznalost da nije načulila uši?
cat lover
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by cat lover » 07/07/2010 09:06
Možda nam je trka ususret obvezama uskratila ovaj povjesno dokazani najbolji užitak vođenja ljubavi
Slijedi Zornjak u 100 lekcija
Gospoda Ministarka
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by Gospoda Ministarka » 07/07/2010 09:22
Strpljiva wrote: Eeee, ovo već nisi trebala reći, jer ćeš pomoć naći prije nego trepneš
Sve dok je ovako meni je uredu..
cat lover wrote: Možda nam je trka ususret obvezama uskratila ovaj povjesno dokazani najbolji užitak vođenja ljubavi
Slijedi Zornjak u 100 lekcija
.... sva sam ti se u uho pretvorila....
Ja sam uvijek za noc
cat lover
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by cat lover » 07/07/2010 09:27
...ali zato......miris mog najdražeg ostaje u kosi i prati me kroz jutro....dodiri žare poput tople ljetne kiše i otkucavaju po mom tijelu.......blagi odsjaj svijeće u njegovim okicama ostavlja neizbrisiv trag u mom sjećanju.......ohhhh...a da ja odem ranije doma danas?
iz
ispovijesti jedne štovateljice Zornjaka
Strpljiva
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by Strpljiva » 07/07/2010 09:36
One of the many differences between the sexuality of men and women is that men tend to enjoy morning sex, while women mostly prefer to keep bedroom activity reserved for nighttime . This probably has a lot to do with what is referred to as nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT), which causes a man without erectile dysfunction to have three to five erections as he sleeps. NPT is more commonly referred to as “morning wood” or “morning glory.” Whatever you call it, waking up with an erection is as good a reason as any to initiate a little early action. Unfortunately, your girl may not be in the mood the minute she opens her eyes, but if you approach it properly she will very quickly be just as into morning sex as you are.
Ministarko?
cat lover
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by cat lover » 07/07/2010 09:41
Unfortunately, your girl may not be in the mood the minute she opens her eyes, but if you approach it properly by telepatic methods she will very quickly be just as into morning sex as you are.
Morao sam malo vaditi iz konteksta, nevezano za dijalog istih
Gospoda Ministarka
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by Gospoda Ministarka » 07/07/2010 09:44
Et ja sam tipicno zensko.
Hvala Strpljiva sto me utjesi.
Mačak
, ovaj moj nema ni osnovno znanje o telepatiji tako da se drzi one konvencionalne metode "pridi pa ako prode, prode"
cat lover
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by cat lover » 07/07/2010 09:47
operel zube potajno
Gospoda Ministarka
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by Gospoda Ministarka » 07/07/2010 09:49
cat lover wrote: operel zube potajno
Ustane puno prije mene pa on i kafu popije pa onda isproba nafaku
cat lover
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by cat lover » 07/07/2010 09:51
Gospoda Ministarka wrote: cat lover wrote: operel zube potajno
Ustane puno prije mene pa on i kafu popije pa onda isproba nafaku
vrijedan, ja bi mu dao